TruThs OR LiEs

A New LOVE !!

2011-11-18T03:10:00.002+08:00

Waa... OMG OMG OMG ... I finally managed to log in after multiple password tries !! Gosh.. All my sweet memories rotting in here !! Guess I haven update since I got a GF !! Hahahaz.. Wow.. Love can be so busy !!

2009-12-31T18:07:00.008+08:00

TAIWAN best !!

WHee.... I'm back from Taiwan le !! Lolx... and I slept till now !! lolx.. so luckily I managed to wake up and blog on the last day of 2009 !! lolx.. What a great year !! A year filled with so much fun !! First time travelled Oversea with parents, and it was very WILD !!

A trip to taiwan, makes 2010 a great great year !! It makes me start a year with so much frenz, fun, enjoyment, wealth and love !! hahaz.. My uncle is 超 love my sister de lor.. He sponsored her to CHINA... all expenses he paid de lor !! Though abit jealous, hehez... But comeon, My sis will sure play tilll WOW de lor... Got brother, got sister !! Hope when she comes back, she be like me !! sosososo HAPPY !!

COME on, I just managed to finaaly can upload to facebook le !! so while uploading !! let U all see some EPIC pictures !! hahaz..

I'm JUST SOSOSOSO

HAPPY !!!

We are at "九族文化村" !!

Playing the spinning top !!

My wish did came TRUE when I

Hit it into the stone bowl !!!

sososossosososos

HAPPY !!

ANDY LIM, the real NSF !!

He can do push-up de lor....

He is trying it on the

HIGHEST building.....

YES... He done 10 of it on

TAIPEI 101 !!!

Though due to strong gravity,

he still manage to push himself up !!!

CYCLING......

One of my fav sport in taiwan !!!

We cycle everywhere lor....

From tai chung, gao xiong...

Is just cycle up and down, here and there...

Then they is like soso FIT de lor...

But I so proud of myself...

NON-NSF......

Yet so FIT !!

MUhahahaz...

FOOD is the best thing in TAIWAN !!

Everywhere we go, EVERYthing we EAT !!

so we are damn full de !!

The seafood there is like sososososo

CHEAP AND FRESH !!!

we had abalones !!

YUMMY !!

Our hotel ROOM !!!

4 ppl in one room !!

This is how we sleep everynight !!

Just nice to fit everyone !!

Guess the Hotels

HATE us alot !!!

Boo Boo Hoo !!

" What is this ?? "

Army never teach him to use such

a weapon, I guess ?????

BUT

A SUDONG

PRince......

do it like this...

.........

.......

.....

....

...

Guess he have to

HUNT

his own food everyday !!

Like I dare to sit on one

in ESCAPe Theme park....

BUt i TAIWAN !!!

Who cares ???

MErry-GO-round !!!

AIR Asis ROCKx....

To the MAX ....

U still get to carry an umbrella

when it rains ......

The plane parked so far from

the terminal la........

So WE WALK in the RAIN !!!

The 4 of us , hey guys.. This was just a very wonderful Holiday !! Thankz you , BROTHERs ... It was just pure fun !! We time we walk around aimlessly, eating all kinds of food, playing pool and of coz.. looking at TAI MEIs... I was just WOW... I really love this trip lotss.. It tells me what I need and who I missed the most !! lolx.. so a Big BiG thankzx.... We must go again !!

Andy: Thankz for bringing me around !! We can ask stuffs together and directions, so we can play till so sososo WILD and fun !!

Victor: hahaz.. we cycled till mad la.. U are just so fit la !! eee.. the night we spent tgt drinking.. hahaz.. U like always kena force to drink the most de la !! XIN KU you le !!

Hongyao: This guy ar.. no need say la .. as usual... like to watch porn in hotel room only !! hahaz.. Hy stands for HORNY YAO !! hahaz.. but it was great la !! let's do things more next time ar .. loves U lots lots... BROTHER !!

BYE Bye 2009,

I gonna LOVE 2o10 with all my heart !!

But I will never forget 2009 !!!

*HAPPy till MAX*

2009-12-17T22:14:00.003+08:00

The DAYsss....

It's been a week !!! A week since WEN HUA CHUAN 09 !! Whee.. It was the BEST and most FUN camp ever on sea !! Being there to play with them, stay with them and GOSSIP with them just feels great !! The friendship between us strenghten alot more !! We know each other even more.. ( like dian jun can GLOW in the dark ?? ) ahahahahaz... OMG.. Will the 8 of us work together again like this ???? Its was sosososo GREAT !!!

Not forgetting my own group SCORPIO !! hahaz.. Those fun and cheerful members really makes my day !! Though the impression I gave them is eat, EaT and EAT !! But, I will be better in the future !! lols.. SCORPIO Rockz to the max !! Thankz for sharing the lovely gossips with me and teaching me tips to jio girls !! hahaz.. I'm so inexperience !! Tsk tsk !!

WHEE !!!

3 cheers for WEN HUA CHUAN

3 cheers for GONG WEIs

3 cheers for SCORPIO

Hip hip HuRRAY !!

2009-12-14T22:27:00.003+08:00

心

When it comes to HEART,

Maturity doesn't really matters !!

What matters is....

The amount of HAPPINESS !!

Follow Ur HEART !!

All the best for your decision made !!

I want blog about wen hua chuan !!!

2009-12-04T03:12:00.002+08:00

KISSes !!!

Just because of the kisses, Lolx.. I had a fun night !! A big gigantic Hersey Chocolate right in front of me yet, I am unable to taste it !! ARRR.... I WANT GIANT KISSES !!! lolx.. Thankz to Kency for sharing ur photo with me !! hahaz.. so guess I let your MOOmoo up on my blog !! hahaz... OMG>>> this pic is so distracting.. It distract me from what I wanted to write !! hahaz.. Let me pai the owner's horse Butt !! 拍马屁 !! So maybe I get a share of it ??

Hmm... since Ur house no electricity, so I guess you won't get to see this post soon !! hahaz.. These few days, thankz for your accompany !!! THANK YOU !! Actually wanted to cheer up u, in the end, it's you make my day !!

( It would be best if the TOTO we bought actually WON !! Never heard from hongyao... maybe HE WON ?? ) So guess this can describe my feelings these few days !!

我的世界每天笑

笑到累，累得很满足，

才甘愿！！

So I'm very thankful leh !!! U too must get over the past !! Laugh to the max everyday !! Be as sweet and cheerful as the BIG, RED hersey !!!

谢谢了 !! I want GIANT kisses !!! lolx..

2009-11-12T22:47:00.002+08:00

I'm dead tired !!

我好累！

真的好累！！

救救我啊！！！！

Haiz... nth much to say. My mood now is down to the valley !! But what to do ??

Haiz... I am so fucking TIRED !!

Let me sleep...

Nitez...

2009-11-11T00:33:00.007+08:00

11 . 11 . 2009

Whee.. On this very special day, how can not blog ?? hahaz.. 10 days after I lasted blogged !! ( That's way too long !! ) Waa.. So many stuffs to write. Let's see what shall I write about on this very special day. ( although I should be sleeping liao, coz tml still got school !! ) Nov 11 is the 315th day of the year, 50 days more to another new year !!

Hmm.. What happen to me on this very special day ?? I woke up with my mum shouting at my dad. Haiz.. as usual, the part & parcel of a couple. Hahaz.. then a COLD war broke out in my house. When there is a war, there will surely be innocent party being hurt hor ?? and THAT's ME !!! I had no school unlike my sis who can still eat in NTU canteen B !! Haiz.. Poor me ar.. I woke up with no breakfast prepared for me... waited till 1pm... to find my mum on a strike !! ( GRR..... ) Thus, I waited again..... all the way till 8pm... STILL NO FOOD !!! GOSH...

WHO says HUNGRY man is an ANGRY man ?? My parents ANGRY till go to war liao, yet still not HUNGRY de ??

SO I guess, one thing I learnt today:

A HUNGRY man is an ANGRY man,

An ANGRY man IS not a HUNGRY man !!

So I guess I have to be angry in order to go on a diet ?? ROARzzzz....

So at 8.30 pm, I decided to go to the PASAR MALAM to get my food !! Kaoz.. I got so many food, then end up eating ALONE !!! If I realised the theory above earlier, then I won't spent so much money liao !! -.-"

I shall blog about the rainy day fund next time, coz.. duno y... I be thinking of this the whole night !! Although I want to ask you about ur decision, but I dun tink I should be that KPO afterall !! ARGHx.. But why tell me in the first place ?? I do want to noe the outcome although it's none of my business ?? lolx.. Should I call this 八卦？Maybe I'm just concern la.. Where got guys so bitchy de ?? Lolx...

OH YA, after reading this, are U confused ?? Lolz.. I guess so ba.. A little girl told me a story last week. She said a little boy is wooing her for a long, long, long time. The little boy told her to wait for him to propose on 11 .11. 2009 !!

Waa.. wad a romantic date to do so sia ! If miss this date, jiu must wait till 12 .12. 2009 !! Lolx.. That day I'll be on STAR cruise sia.. waa.. even more romantic ar ?? hahaz.. then I better go find a mermaid while on that cruise sia !! LOLX..

Back to the story, as today is 11 .11 .2009, I was wondering will she accept or reject ?? This is sososo exciting !! I like T.V serials... but I even LOVE real life serials !! lolx.. wad shall be the outcome ？？？

Will she be an angel ?? or Will she be a devil ?? or Will she be a evil angel ?? or Will she be a kind devil ??

2009-11-01T23:07:00.008+08:00

Angel, my friend !!

Friends are A-N-G-E-L !!

At 11.11pm, it's gonna be 12am soon.. So guess I better rush out this post to show my sincerity !! hahaz.. 66 words !! Guess this should not be a problem ar !! hahaz.. Come , time is precious.. I better start on my intro ba.. If not u really come up at 12 am !! lolx.. this I can't make it in time to post !! hahaz.. sososososo...

Let's begin !! ( Wait ar... OH no, I forgotten I cooked hotdog !! Arghx.. There comes my supper- burnt hotdogs !! )

From a long long long time ago, I met an ANEGEL-line at a place called Toh Tuck something de !! In an old -old failing building, we .. .. ..

( How we met de ar ?? same orentation ? same class ? ) Hmm.. forget le sia.. chum.. aiya..
Let's skip to the part when a little girl borrowed a FOOLSCAP from us.. lolx.. If she had never forgotten to bring that piece of FOOLscap, and never borrow from us.. I won't be attending this party of yours, I guess ?? So our friendship is based on a piece of FOOLSCAP ?? Hahaz.. That's wonderful !! ( That's why I use a foolscap for a big day like this !! )

BUT after many years, she stopped borrowing from us le, but we still remain as friends. We grew from 5 ( U , me, mich, othniel, lydia) to ( u , me, mich, coconut, wee wee ) lolx.. so.. toking abt this, u still in contact with othniel and lydia ?? lolx.. okok, let's go back to the pt. Ya, that all for the history part !! :)

PRESENT

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY !!

May all your wishes

COME TRuez..

COME FAstzz..

COME REalzz..

COME ....

That's the birthday girl !!

( wow, wad a beautiful smile !!

I never knew my photography skills

that GOOD !! lolx.. :) )

FUTURE

Future ar.. Hmm.. Going US hor ?? or is it UK ?? lolx.. but anyway, no matter where U go..

Angels will be there for U !! :)

Since Friends are angelS,

Friend will surely be there for u de !!

Angels are hard to comeby,

But if she really comes by...

Of coz must treasure sia !!

: )

So must take good care of urself...

So qiao.. I can't believe it !! This song is now playing on my computer !! Gosh... This is so scary !!!

Here the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydingPIMWsg

Do listen to it !! coz.. 你是我的朋友！！

这些年，三个人

风也过，雨也走

有过泪，有过错

( Less than 10 mins to 12 am le,

and I typing so slow..)

朋友一生一起走，那些日子一定有！

OKok... not enough time le !! hahaz.. so must listen the song ar. can find in youtube !! of coz can listen more than once !! hahaz.. while listening.. lolx.. dun tink will need tissue la !! hahaz..

Soso rush.. I haven check my grammer error !! gosh.. if got any wrong words.. sorry ar !!

I'm so going to post it liao !!

Posting in

5, 4 , 3, 2, 1

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY,

ANGELine !!

Signing OFF...

* Whee... 超 shuai de lor... *

2009-11-01T03:01:00.003+08:00

Love in the AIR !!

A warm welcome to all !!

Haloz.. I'm back !! Finally after some time, Here I come !! lolx.. How's everyone ?? ( But I guess there hardly any people left over here after my blog close down !! ) So maybe I'm writing for NoONE to see !! WHee... hahaz.. ANYONE HERE ??? lolx...

After 2 big meetings today, Guess it be great if I could type out a long post at 3.09 am in the morning !! hahaz.. Today seems to survive well !! Oh ya, this new post should be written for my brother !! hahaz..

Brother, congratz for being level up !! hahahz.. U ar.. every thing also good.. mafia war hard to catch up , but this time round.. ( Heez hezz.. ) Anyway, You must have a sweet sweet time ahead !!

MAINTAINing one is much harder than GETTING one !! * Though getting one is hard too, maintaining is harder !!*

ALL THE BEST !!

我还在寻找一个。。。 :)

2009-09-24T00:26:00.004+08:00

新人生 ...

今早一起身， I feel so different !!!

周围的空气是香的。

喝的水是甜的。

I HAVE CHANGED...

我要好好读书，

勤奋努力赚钱。

然后，我以后的日子将。。。

2009-08-19T10:22:00.004+08:00

Unbelievable...

Remember the other when I memtion about visiting a 算命师？

The one that told be to quit studying accounting and go for other subjects ?? hahaz.. He said next time my occupation will not be related to my course of study or else.. chum ar.. hahaz.. That why he told me to work on a yacht as I told some of u le !! hahaz..

It's actually quite good... CAN EAT GOOD... DRINK Well... PLAY Hard... still got bikini girls to look at... ( waa... hahaz...)

Oh Ya.. after all these... I receieve an email... it goes...

Hello,

I am Capt. Brain Potts, 54 years old from (ENGLAND) United Kingdom. I work with Princes Diana-Luxury Motor Yacht in United Kingdom. We are seeking applicants to work on the new year-round UNITED KINGDOM flagged Passenger ship. Its a private own yacht. Accommodation will be provided by the company.

I will like to know if you are interested in working in the ship.

I will be waiting to hear from you soonest.

Capt. Brain Potts.

WAA.... Is it my chance here ?? lolx.. or it is just a scam. ?? hahaz.. how ar ??

2009-08-19T10:07:00.003+08:00

Bored...

Heez... This is the first time I blogged at 10.10am !! hahaz.. that's so early !! Haiz... this can be sososo boring !! lolx.. ComeON, any outings ?? hahaz.. I still have to spent a month at home before school starts !! phew.. hmm... let's see what to blog about.. the weather today so good, if can go swim jiu good.

Listening to songs... trying to write out something... trying to form a post... and
WAITing for mahjong !!!

Oh ya.. come let's talk about the above little girl !! hahaz.. She a Thai !! remember that time when we went to Thailand. We met at the airport. for the few hours spent together.. I ...I lost all my chocolates !!! Haiz.. I bought some chocs at one of the duty free shop. Just as I was eating it.. POP.. comes her head.. looking at me..( Maybe is the chocolates I'm holding ba) haiz.. A friendly guy like me.. how to not give.. haiz.. There it goes....

At least I managed to get someone to play with on the plane...

Wahahaha...

2009-08-08T19:34:00.007+08:00

The day before...

Hehez.. Been around for 20 years, A change is a MUST. One should work for the better. Die die *touch wood*must study hard, work hard and of course play hard. Bro Lew.. After today, I shall not get suan anymore by you le !! How to write up this post ?? hahaz.. Maybe should reflect abit !! Bro Lew said : "20 岁了，要懂事点。。少那个那个了！”Hahaz.. just dunno should I be happy or sad ?? hahaz.. Good man is indeed hard to be !! But

我不是什么坏人，也肯定不是个好人　！！hahaz.. so what am I ?? hope I will find out after today !! hahaz..

Up to this age, there one stuff that I should have never do. A terrible mistake indeed. A mistake I had been running away from. Haiz.. hopefully after today, I shall forget about it and continue live my happy life !! Yes !! So this shall be it !! And I be freed from it le ! hahaz.. hmm, some months ago, 我以为爱本来会很容易。(But that was a silly thought. It was never that easy. ) 所以没有经过你的允许，就把你放心里。Done many things which I will never do in my life or nt to anyone ?

直到后来有一天，你和他走在一起...

Although I 明知道会有这样的绝局，我却还死心塌地，总相信会有奇迹。其实那只是我自己骗自己　！！At first I keep asking myself, 为何感动不了你。　

原来爱情不是真心就可以。

Now I finally realise it !! You just need the something, Just that factor, I guess. Everyone have the unique factor. I must find mine.. I must create mine.. If not, I just copy others !! hahaz..

Okok.. I shall go sleep le.. !! Waa.. anyone wants to go drink tonite ?? SMS me !! hahaz..
Haiz.. Juz lost 9 buckz in mahjong.. I tot it was my day, yet I lost the most !! hahaz.. Indeed it was a bad start !! lolx.. Hopefully, I will have a happy ending !! :)

！谢谢你，让我遇到你　！

2009-08-08T17:27:00.003+08:00

The day..

不想看到的事，还是看到了。

想多看你几眼，也已不敢了。

Been out to work again !! hahaz.. earning some cash makes one feel good. hahaz.. Still didn't lose the ability to talk.. hahaz.. Had stop doing field work for some many months. actually quite worry when I was told to go back and work.. but I'm still the old self !!hahaz..

Haiz.. haven played mahjong for the past few days.. hahaz.. abit sian.. Lolx.. have spent the many months of my holiz on mahjomg.. hahaz.. guess I can feel the lives of tai tai le !! heezz... Off I go.. finally can get the feel of touching them again !!

ComeON, brothers and sister !!!

2009-08-05T00:08:00.005+08:00

Back from Holidayz....

Yay... a short holiday makes a family HaPPy. I'm back from a 4 day 3 night holiday to many places !! Been to Kuala Lumpur and Melaka but what I gotten Is the below 2 items !! hahaz.. Bought them on my way back.. !! Actually quite happy with myself cause I can drive all the way up to K.L !! hahaz.. and I take only 3.5 hours !! *Proud* hehez..

Playing with my Sweet sweet papayaya...

Hmm... If mine will that big...

hohoz..

Got that big meh ???

I think is just the angle nia...

Rm 7 sia... I should have get the..

3 for Rm 10 de...

AND......

And...

and..

AND

...BOO...

2009-07-28T15:47:00.007+08:00

What's done is done...

一些回忆，就像一个刺青，永远抹不去。

想起你了，

未来如何，现在不急着预测。

也会有风有雨，你的手我会抓紧。

要一起看满天星星。

Hahaz... These are sosososo Fun !! hahaz..

2009-07-18T01:59:00.006+08:00

Life.. is predictable ???

Isn't life unpredictable ?? But how come he seem to guess it all correct ??

He really knows my future by just looking at me ?? OMG.. this is so scary.. cause what he said abt me is so CHUM...chum... CUI !! I went with my family to a place called PEkan NANAs ( Pineapple plantation) to find a so-called old wise guy.. At first, I dun believe in him.. but the more he say.. OMG.. The more i believe... He said me and my sister have a different personalities.. My sis is quiet.. hardworking.. but me on the other hand, would rather play than study. lolx.. how would someone noe such stuffs. ( Don't tell me I am jumping on my seat when toking to him ?? ) Of coz not !!

When I told him I taking accountacy as my study.. Lolx.. the first word that comeout from his mouth is "DIE" ! hahaz.. He based on the assumption that I have thick eye brows and thick hair !! does such stuffs means that you are hyper active ?? lolx.. but I also think so myself. Thus I am gfoing to change to banking soon !! I better get it done before my birthday !! hahaz.. School starts in late Sep !! haiz.. what am i till then ??

Hmm.. he slao mentioned that I am suitable to the sea ? hahaz.. he told me to go learn how to drive a ship !! Those big big kind de !! hahaz.. maybe I should have sign on to NAVY !! hahaz.. can learn how to ride one !!!

Phew... The road in front of me isn't that easy to walk !! Sad... :(

2009-07-18T01:19:00.005+08:00

WORK is good !!

Working is fun !! hahaz.. I being jobless sucks !! I really hope that the soccer job will still be there for antoher year !! Haiz.. getting Broke real soon !! My job now is playing mahjong/gerami. Played that everyday hoping to win some allowances ! ( damn funny de.. my house suddenly turned into a "GAMBleing DEN".. everyday got people come in and play with me !! hahaz.. But U might think playing everyday not sian meh ?? hahaz.. All I could say.. no single game is the same !! Many , Many , Many tactics to learn.. hahaz.. sososososo cool !!

Oh ya.. LOHAS ended le.. hahaz.. been working with it for 3 years le... but the pay never rise !! haiz.. but the food get delicious over the years !! hahaz.. yay.. this year work with my sis.. lolx..( though didn't get to bluff someone ).. hahaz.. waa.. Working in FAIR is damn fun.. so many people.. so many things to look at !! and best of all- can earn MONEY !! hahaz..

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Haiz.. actually my mood is quite bad today... lolx.. spent feeling blue.. all because of a fortune teller !! What he said is quite true.. that's why I quite worried. Haiz.. What he said is more true than all the quiz on facebook.. OMG.. like god like dat.. noe me sososso well !! like he been with me all the while !! gosh.. will update more about it then !! hahaz.. : (

2009-07-06T01:19:00.004+08:00

A Lesson..

Today is a RAinY day !!.. hahaz.. Been out helping m sis get a lappie !! And she finaal got it at $2314. OMG.. there goes her savings !!hahaz.. but after spending the whole day outside !! I finally realised something !! I INHALED alot of second-hand smoke..

( NAbei, Y must smoke.. Kill yourself.. Harm others.. Kaoz.. Now already got H1N1 to worry abt, and there u are, smoking your life away !! Grrr.... Smoking so fun meh.. think u dragon ar ?? can puff smoke through your nose and mouth!! So damn disgusting.. )

Come let's see how to blog this post ?? Hmm, what should I blog about ?? hahaz.. then let me crap abit ba !! The starting line should be..

Smoking is like loving someone ??

( Waa, Does it makes my post interesting ?? READ on)

Hmm...
....
...
..
.

When you first started, you might feel uneasy.

( Coz you are inexperience.)
But after sometime, you will get better at it.

You will think of it every second. (Just like How u miss someone U loved ?)

You won't want share your cigarette with others. ( Love is self-fish.)

No matter how disgusting the photo in the packet is, you will no care. ( Love is Blind. )

When you smoke a certain brand, you hardly will want to change. ( I assume that for good guys, who are not 花心 ba.. )

Smoking caused HEART disease !! ( LOLx.. When u break-up, heart-pain=heart disease. )

Cigarette is made of Tar, Nicotine and Carbon Monoxide. ( Love is made of Trust, Faith and MONEY !! No money=no talk)

Smoking is highly addictive. ( I guess so is LOVE ?? )

But since smoking is sosososo BAD...
Many is kicking the habit !! ( They quit smoke, Isn't it a good sign ?? )

( Lolx.. this means there be more gays around !! OH NO !! )

Oh ya... One very impt thing... Since LOVE is like SMOKING...

Better to throw the cigarette away before it burns your hand !!
( Better to .... before it turns out of control !! lolx.. )

hahaz.. hopefully this makes my post more interesting.. lolx..

Did it ??

2009-06-29T00:06:00.006+08:00

THE DAY !!

Who am I ???

The day after my small operation.. Still went out as a "LITTLE" brave man. hahaz.. as usual.. went out to meet a group of friends. hahaz.. yay, I finally pluck up all courage and do it after 20 years !!whee !! ( I'm the man, tsk tsk ) lolx.. actually i travelled half a SINGAPORE on a open wound !! ( haiz.. pain pain ) Lolx.. moved to ang mo kio to pei ShengJiao with Hong YAO to get her phone repair. gosh.. $25 buckz for half an hour !! so good earning !! How i wish I had learned to repair handphones so i can earn big money ?? hahaz..

Oh ya, that's the first day or 2nd day opening of the movie "TRANSformer".. so we move to many cinemas for it.. everywhere full house.. haiz.. i rather watch DVD sia.. much cheaper !!hahaz.. In the end we managed to find 3 seats at bukit batok. Ohya, Tangjie queued 45 mins for the tix ! hahaz.. 45 mins leh.. ( yay.. I know u like me de lor !! ) hahaz.. so i guess the 45 mins for waiting is worth it de !! that show nth much except the HOT GIRL !!hahaz.. I can't find any interest in seeing a BIG, lorry moving around nt behaving like a lorry !!haiz.. I love the most is the twin "RATS"... so cute !! like they say, " THE TWINs never die !!" whee..

oh.. cool man !! this rockz !!

( don't know y Yao-ge's hand on other ppl head ?? )

BUT

but

That sure nt good enough !!

is it ?

THEN

how about

this ??

i i

THE MAN !!! REALman !!

Girls don't need a boyfriend !!

ALL they need is a REALman ?

( + , + )

2009-06-25T16:51:00.002+08:00

I'm in living H.ell !!

WOW.. Watched this movie with 2 guys (Andy and Hongyao ) . Lolx.. hard to believe 3 big guys going to watch a horror movie ?? hahaz.. Yay, so 3 "BRAVE" little men took out all our courage and bought 3 tickets. hahaz..

This movie is about a bank teller ( aiya, don't know what post hold la. ) but she trying to fight for the assitant bank manger post with another guy called STU. All she did was to deny a old lady of a bank loan and kena cursed.. waa.. sibei suay lor.. then blah blah blah.. very funny scenes.. but one thing, she can really fight.. and we guys were scared to shit !!hahaz.. maybe we did pee everywhere !!hahaz.. but we are the only ones that can laught loudly. hahaz.. ( Must be we scared till SIAOOOooo le ba !! )

It was a sure-can-miss movie !! ( eh.. should be sure-CANNOT-miss de. ) very nice !! do go catch it before it kena take off from the cinemas..

Come on, visit HELL before U kena drag to it !!

2009-06-19T01:25:00.002+08:00

Happy yet sad ??

他们说我很怪，尤其对于爱。

老犯错，太沉默

才开始就想逃跑，从不问未来

像个贪玩的小孩

我每天假装开心，害怕你离去

虽然我非常不想失去你

但我没权力说我不原意

可知道我多渴望抓住你的心

因为藏在我心里还是那句

我爱你

Drinking avoids everything. not solving anything.

Drinking suppose to make one forgets all his/her problems. But it be ideal if one can drink and forget. It be worse if one is drinking with a CLEAR mind. All the sadness seems to attack his mind at one time. He tends to remember all kinds of details. The details that he will never once thinks abt. No matter he playful he was, tears will still flows.

The friend of mine never take things seriously. He treat everything with a smile. He believe that laughter can counter any troubles or worries. He never once cry. Not even when his parents scolded him, when he did badly for his exams, when his best fren group split up, but this time round, he did cry bitterly. ( Haiz.. pal ar, y like that ? )

HAiz... I really can't help much when someone is crying.. HAhahz.. but I did tried to console him, but guess it was still not that effective.. ( Lolx, maybe because he was a guy ba. ) I kind of understand the words: " When there is LOVE, there is PAIN !" So I guess LOVE = PAIN ba. HAz. Since he so sad, guess he must be in LOVE ba. All I know is that he had been after a girl for many years. ( He refuse to say much, and no ones actually knows wad happen ? )

Friend ar, Hopefully when u come across this post, you be a better man by then. Ha. U see, rainbow often comes after a downpour. ( Oh gosh, I better stop this mushy words. ) Ha, Fren, just want to tell u, U should have done more talkings. Although actions speak louder that words, But too much actions without any words makes ppl confuse. What's so difficult abt saying the words :" I like you ? " Not like asking you to commit any crimes. If U had stated your intentions right from the start, then you wun be suffering like that. So I guess you are just pretty dumb. ( Ha, abit harsh.. Hope my friend wun mind ba. )

Hopefully after a night of crying, he will feel better. Actually, I'm quite impress with him le lor. If it was me, hahaz... I might go jump sea le sia.. ( Hahaz.. just joking la.. ) Waa.. I better stop writing le, or else I might start crying too le lor ( hahaz.. ) Palz.. See when U free, Let's go out for a drink ba !! Just one thing: LET IT GO !! ( You feel much better !! )

2009-06-16T01:51:00.002+08:00

YawNzzz....

After sleeping for 1.5 days.. hahaz.. feel quite ok leh.. but damn hungry !! hahaz.. missed many many meals... haiz... Lolx.. still tired..

YAY... I had quite a meaningful weekend... lolx.. PLayed quite alot. Firstly was a zhongyang meeting, which went through quite smoothly. ( I assumed.) Followed by accompany Jace to the boardgames convention at choa chu kang. WOW.. damn lots of funny funny game !! I loved the game: " UGLY UGLY UGLY" the most.. hahaz..

OH ya, after that went to QUNYING's chalet for a night stay !! Quite a long time never attended chalet le. Hahaz.. a night of mahjong and gossip is so SWEET ! Prefect COMbination. ha. COMEON<>

YAWNz...zzz...zzzz.... SO tired.. off i go back to sleep !! hahaz.. Oh ya.. going sentosa with LING YING this wed !! ANYone free ?? Do come along !!

SLEEP time...

2009-06-08T01:30:00.006+08:00

6/6/2009

The night we spent together... hahaz.. Yupx.. back well and alive.. hahaz.. guess I had been sleeping the whole day which makes me so awake right now !! hahaz.. A well planned outing ?? I guess.. hope everyone is that happy afterall !! hahaz.. Yupx.. A night well-spent.. hahaz..

A group of teens drinking under the moonlight is sososososososo cool !!! There is a special and different feeling.. When ufeel like talking, U talk.. If not.. U can enjoy by just sipping the vodka and looking at the BIG . BIG moon... and (EMO>>> ) hahaz.. That's so cool !!

Just the 6 of us, we managed to finish a bottle of it. ( Haiz.. I suckx at mixing drinks... haiz.. )

The smile on our faces...

The power of TDG...

(Oppx.. Where's DianJun ?)

( YES... Zebras on my feet !! )

HAHAz... left: Joe... right: Max...

This is so damn nice...

We managed to clear it by 6am in the morning...

Hmm.. Basically we just talk cock throughout the whole night.. We didn't even managed to play any drinking game !! hahaz.. maybe silei can teach us her game at the next pub outing ba. hahaz.. Though we spent the whole night, we still fail to convince cecilia sia... gosh... But we will not give up !!! HOHOzzz....

YAY...

BEST Quote: HARPY KANGARU
(Happy Kankaroo)

2009-05-13T00:28:00.008+08:00

Post Mother's DAY...

Whee... 3 days after mother's day !! hahaz.. but seeing everyone's blog also post about it... I better do so !! hahaz.. Happy Mother's day.. Wishes mothers all over the world to be happy.. and my mum to be the happiest of all. ( Heez.. but abit hard !! ) hahaz..

Oh yes.. I had managed to survive half of the exams... gosh.. still got 2 more papers left to go !! waa... hahaz.. so exciting... kk.. i shall keep this post short.. need to go back to revision.. hahaz.. just looking forward to 15th may, 5.30pm...

Till then--

我会从“虫” 变 “龙” ！！

whoosh......

woosh.....

Oh ya.. Didn't bring my mum out for a GRAND dinner...

But I hope this is grand enough, Isn't it ?

Let's lookx....

The Most difficult part of cooking--

Making something delicious, yet Simple...

(Thus, I choose this.. 麻辣面sia.. lolx.. )

Prawns represent "HAHA 大笑".. ( I guess so )

But shrimp looks almost like prawn, then hope the meaning still stands..
( Haiz.. abit broke this few days ar.. haiz..)

Arh... Wad's is food without meat ??

A few pieces of ham can do the job !!

I can realli cook ?? though it looks abit soggy..

( think is my camera not good ba..)

" LightBulb"

This can cover up the soggy noddles..

hehez.. Meaty noddles...

YUMMY ! YUM ! YUM ! TAM !!

An egg a day, Keeps all worryies away..

(Think I can cook egg the best..)

AND

AnD

AFter

30 mins...

......

....

FINALLY

DONE...

! ! ! ! ! !

" QQ 爱心noodles ? "

Hmm.. wanna try ??

Phew... hahaz.. That's how I spent May10th.. hahaz.. hmm.. this song sounds funny.. but think U all should have heard before.. quite suitable for the post...

MUMMY, U're are 我的全部 !!

I love U....

2009-04-28T03:05:00.010+08:00

REaLLY Soon...

With this post up, I'm like only 1 and half weeks to my

exams... haiz.. Y still go long ?? How I wish they can be right over, ( Though I'm still super NOT-confidence !! ) Haiz.. Haiz... the worst period or the YEAR !! It FINALLY CAME !!! Gosh.. I have to face it afterall !! Haiz... IF I never pay 800 pounds for the exams fee... ( HEART pain pain sia... )

Just heard from my sis that she been accepted into SMU (school of social science ) !! Congrats...

But hope u will take course that u will like !! hahaz... Better not regret it !! hahaz.. Studying what U dislike is just horrible !! Just like I'm taking accountancy yet I don't even understand

the principle of accountacy !! lolx.. I'm so dead !! I gotta my next 3 days understand what accountacy is !! SIAOzz... Y the business world so fuckup de.. STUDY STUDY STUDY... Even if U have a degree in business.. so wad the heck ??? U still need MONEY to start a business !! NO money, No talk..

(Even hwa chong mixed rice uncle can drive BMW !!! Like he do his accounts sia !! )

KK.. better don't grumble much about study le.. They aren't interesting topics arh ?? Hahaz.. Sudden urge of going to the seaside so swim.. lolx.. Just like the MALAY kids !!

( Chinese kids go swimming poolx !! Oppx.. 1st racist comment here !! ) Guess I shall change my blog song to this ba.. hahaz.. Yelin sang that for Qiang Mai qualifying round !! ( Though she didn't make it, but she say quite nice !! ) Hmmx, is it so ?? Guess I like it after sometime. IT's a OLD song afterall !!

如果大海能够唤回曾经的爱

就让我用一生等待

如果深情往事你已不再留恋

就让它随风飘远

如果大海能够带走我的哀愁

就像带走每条河流

所有受过的伤

所有流过的泪

我的爱

请全部带走

IF a Tusnami HIT the exam venue,

and all exams cancelled..

I be the most happy man on earth !!

Come on , DA HAI....

2009-04-19T00:44:00.004+08:00

CONFUSEd !!

Halo !!! Finally here to update again !! This thus means I have 18 days to my exams !! Holy shit.. Times really files !! Gosh .... I am getting so CONfused !! Eg, WHY am I blogging when I suppose to be studying ?? Why am I still eating so many food when I am about to sleep ?? Aiyo, I realli duno what am I turning into !! hahaz..

Oh ya, I have this sudden thought of myself being super confusing just now !! OMG... this is how I go... I came back from outside and felt super hot.. so I went to the fridge and get a COLD, COLD bottle of drink and finish it up.. Immediately after drinking, I went to the bathroom for a bath.. Yet I run the "HOT" water, cause I scare of the cold !! Aiya.. very confusing hor ?? I also think so.. ( Maybe now arsenal score the opening goal !! OH nonono... at 18 min)

Arr,, duno what am I writing too !! but anyway.. woow.. I just attended a birthday party sia !! Gosh.. the food was simply delicious !! Looks good, taste good.. FEELs good !! Wow, so long never had good food le lor !! hahaz.. ( whee.. Chelsea scored the equaliser !! ) No wonder the food in front of me never taste as good as it was le !! Let me do a cooking post for the next one !! hahaz..

Oh ya, hahaz.. since u are in the midst of exams, and (if u do come to my blog) hahaz.. must let u desress abit.. Let me tell U a joke !! hahaz..

The joke goes like that:

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other,

"Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?"

The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."

So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are."

The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are."

The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

哈哈。。 how is it ?? got feel abit destress ?? hahaz.. Jia youx for ur exams !! Do take care of urself..

2009-03-30T18:52:00.005+08:00

DRINKing-Gang.. : ]

Cheers..

Hi all, sudden urge to blog abt this.. hahaz.. though too random.. but .. aiya.. just blog lor.. hahaz..

History
Hmm, How actually we meet de ar ?? May be I can say-- AIya, Duno lei.. chum.. We are just a group of people that likes to drink ?? Lolx.. Of coz not.. Maybe we a just a group of people who can understand each other well ??

It's a gathering of talents of Singapore, China, Malaysia. Hahaz.. We have "talents" like can drive de, can take good photos de, can draw, can play softball, can joke, can write de.. basically, with the whole team in place.. there won't be boredom... hahaz.. ( Our laughing pt is quite LOW )

But most importantly---

WE ARE HAPPY !!

MemberS

Tian-ying - Dian Jun

Ling-ying - That's me

Qun-ying - Cecilia aka "Ang"

Rui-ying - Sian Hui aka "Lohan Fish"

She Ying Dui ( SYD) - Jun Zhan aka "Liew"

Man Hua - Si lei aka "Da Tou"

Touching WORDs..

"Spending time with yall is probably the best time i ever had. It seems as though i can tell yall everything and ..."

~Cecilia 27030

the private times we had together talking about things

the times we spent cheering each other up

the times we spent helping each other

the times we spent analyzing things with each other

the times we spent consoling each other

the times we spent celebrating together

the times we spent supporting each other when one's drunk...

( Though.. This part is quite illegal, cause I copied from other's without permission. hahaz.. But isn't it quite touching ?? hahaz.. so " I'm sorry !! " . Help u publicise your blog too sia.. ahahaz.. )

ACTIVIties

We played Pool overnite...

Drink overnite... ( That's for sure )

Stay-Out overnite...

Gamble overnite...

Playing Guess-HAND game overnite...

Mahjong overnite...

Vomiting ?? *sound disgusting, but we do have a member--Guess who ??*

Last-of-all : Drink and Drive ( If anyone's parents are police--Plz dun tell them !! )

Many more coming...

eg-- camping ?? climbing ?? skating ?? cycling ?? oversea drinking trip ??

Citeria for admission

Due to the high popularity, a share for a place in our company is very valuable.. hmm... We had not include any new members over the years

( oppz, not that long.. OVER the MONThs ba ).. but we do welcome applications.. hahaz.. Actually the ONLY citeria is to displace the members of DG !! Anyone confident of doing so ?? hahaz.. or else, wait for someone to QUIT ba !! hahaz..

Cheers to DG !!

Hmm.. Lookx like we haven take a single photo together yet sia !! OMG..

2009-03-30T17:53:00.003+08:00

MUG... MUG...

Lolx.. Just looked at the calendar... and OMG.. 40 days left to my exams.. this makes me to have 10 days each for one subject.. haiz... Stress sia.. I have to start to mug, MUG, MUG... really soon... lolx.. think time is really running out.. travelling to school is a super waste of time sia.. travel 3 hrs, just to have 3hrs of intensive.. haiz.. Guess my blog shall be quite dead for the next 40 days..

but...

But..

( My advisor Yao will keep changing the layout.. He said he can turn it into a facebook layout in 4 years time.. You might even see a PINk blogskin, purple de.. and many many many "CUTE" stuff-- That's his style.. ALWAys acting cute har ?? LOLx.. )

Do stay tune for more "EXCITING" layout !!

2009-03-21T22:26:00.002+08:00

Arghx.. falling SICK !!

Phew... After a week of not sleeping well... guess wad ?? again kena a bout of flu !! waa.. this is so terrible.. phew.. just feel damn tired.. guess I've spent alot energy running around for tissues ba.. lolx.. haiz..

Lolx.. so bored.. since I kena tagged on facebook, and very bored at the moment... Guess that I do the quiz to find out more of myself ba !!

DA-DANG...

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

( WOW-- so does this make the quiz result untrue ?? hahaz.. or maybe I do have such a "talent" sia.. !! )

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

( Hmm.. not a bad point , i guess !! )

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

( ALWAYs READY !! lolx.. )

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

( Waa lua.. Is socialize ma.. Filrt ?? So not corrext !!)

Your views on education:

You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

( Heez.. follow ur heart !! really ?? I do like study ?? Nono.. I want be a MUGGER !!! )

The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

( waa.. police, lawyer, doctor,fighter, ?? MAybe a soccer player ?? )

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

( NTh will stop u !! I got a ga-rang ar ?? )

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

( Look like I have to go independce really soon !! )

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

( =+= ) ??

Having a WATERY nose really sux...

2009-03-06T01:17:00.002+08:00

Taking a BREAK...

Have a KIT-KAT...

Whee... Having one piece at hand, taking some time off to update this dead space !! I doubt there's still anymore viewers.. but super busy this week.. maybe next week too.. But WHy am I so busy ?? All due to my lazy-ness that make me have to catch up with what I had lagged behind for a WHOLE year !! Phew.. tiring.. Only finish 2 papers.. and 2 more to come !! haiz..

Oppz.. I have all the choc crumbs on my shirt... Yuckz.. wait ar.. I go clean up first !!

GOT it DONE !! How I wish all mistakes can be clean up just like cleaning off the crumbs on my shirt !! Haiz.. Those mistakes, decisions, steps, I made in the past !! OH no... I suffering from the kurma !! Lolx.. haiz.. What's done is done !! DON't worry and be happy !! hahaz.. LOLX.. ROFL.. HEHEz.. ( Guess I'm getting crazy !! )

OH ya, few hours more.. The result will be out !! All the best to my SIS !! Hmm, should I go collect with her ?? ( Scare the NTU incident happen again at AJC... shh.. *touch WOOD* ) Haiz.. But anyway, whatever results you get, life still have to go on.. Though BROKEN, it's still that tasty afterall... so no matter how badly u are broken up into... U WILL HAVE to pull urself back up !! Whee..

Gone Yum.. Yum..-ing...

2009-02-16T18:41:00.005+08:00

~~Sweet yet Bitter~~

If action is as easy as saying---Then everthing will be alright... my blog won't be so dead... Sometime, I just feel that.. when the heart is DEAD.. everything around seem lifeless.. ( Just as dead as the plates of sushis infront of me !! ) Hahaz..

Though the above drinks look just as friendly and sweet.. but they can give a guy the worst of life.. bringing out the most bitterness past lying in him.. making him remember the most feaful memories-- What he had done/ What wrong did he made / The most unexpected ending... Guess when u are drunk, U tends to force some answers for those questions, making oneself hurts even more.. Haiz.. maybe that's just life.. Life is just full of ups and downs..

Hmm.. prelims is just 2 weeks from now le.. lolx.. I'm really scared.. eh, fren.. I don't think I can attend ur concert le.. coz.. time is really running out for me.. I'm so sry sry.. or maybe if i can squeeze out some time... arghx.. just can't give u a reply nw.. lolx..

Hmm.. happen to find this CD hidden beneath my bed ( my current blog song)... OMG.. maybe I'm just superstitious or old-fashioned--that I actually believe in it.. OMG.. what's happenning.. haiz.. but it's better safe than be sorry.. I can't really imagine what will happen to me ( maybe worst than my friend ) if the song's senarios will to unfold one-by-one..

....

2009-02-07T01:28:00.010+08:00

End-ing SOON !!

Let's bid farewell to this year CHINESE new year.. Another short 365 days.. We be back into playing again !! ahahaz... LONG-await though... hahaz.. But times files.. WHEE.. 15 days of real playing--- EAT--- DRINK---Never FILRT--- GAMBLE... WOW.. sounds real bad.. But enjoy it sia.. hahaz.. AFter new year.. at least I won't get to gamble alot le sia.. cause have to start on STUDYING... Exams right round the corner.. time to make myself motivated.. hahaz..

WITH all the 书 (输)around me,

I better quit gambling... LOLx

Come... Let this post be a mouth-watering one...

It all gone back to the 1st day of chinese new year.... When I am the

2nd assistant chef, after my mum !! hahaz.. I can really cook !! hahaz.. Doubt my words ??

WHEN

START

Preparing

DISH no.1

....

...

Dish name: (Long-life noodles)

Though look abit bland... BUT come.on

HEALTHY- Lifestyle

Dish name: ("COW trotters" ?)

QUite- healthy too..

Dish name: (Prosperity SOUP)

Everyone drinks it said: " WOW.. IT was damn sweet !"

Wonder if i add sugar instead of salt... oppx

Quite confusing when u are preparing lots of dishes..

Dish name: (HA-HA plate of laughter)

Y haha ?? lolx..

My niece asked a qn: " Y Prawns turn red after cooked ?"

My ans: " They bleeding !! "

LOlx..

Dish name: (Stay united-- always)

Actually got alot more de, but I screw it up...

Many I did, the meat within all drop out after cooking...

SIanz.. Wonder Y my mum's won't !!

SO unfair..
So in the end, only left these few !!

Dish name: (U-Know-What)
Kao.. of coz not made by me...

but its damn delicious..

Mum was great....

Come let's see what made by me...

My BEST dish !!

Solely done by me...

Best in the world..

Lookx sweet ???

Done ??

Nah.. how can be so simple ??

Tasting sweetness-- WOW..

LOVE at first BITE !!

This shall be the name for it !!

DA-dANG...

Valentine's promotion !!

Ready for order...

"LOVE at first BITE"

Price: U quote it !!

Special discount given for bulk orders !!

Dishname: ( Sun-tanned fish )

Haiz.. Obviously not over-cooked..

Just a bit..

Maybe alittle more overcook..

slightly overcook..

Aiya.. just abit sun-tanned..

Coz I cook it under the sun !!

Alright... Now come the last dish...

The one dish...

Which I had work hard..

Save-up..

investing..

long anticipated...

Ha.. Doesn't look nice in this pic..

Dishname: (森林之宝)

Hahaz.. quite random.. but don't it look like one ??

There a BIG treasure within the jungle..

Thus one should not forgo a forest,just for a tree..

Who noes there is really a

TREASURE..

Awaiting u to discover it ??

Orh.. craps.. What am I toking abt..

See.. drinkx too much.. no wonder..

This makes a good meal.. lolx..

Everything tastes great when U are DRUNk ??

hee.. so noone will complain of my sun-TANNED fish !!

WoW... Lookz grand ??

Just a 5-man meal...

It will be good, if every meal is like that ??

Still We managed to clear finish !!

PRO-eaters...

WAitress of the day...

A shy one indeed..

Lolx..

I never Knew I had so many new-year clothes..

OMG.. ]

Thailand rox...

Better to start a new year..

WITH

NOTHING !!

No money..

No honey..

GOT FOOD...

2009-01-25T02:19:00.004+08:00

Chinese New Year's EVE's EVE !!

Yay...

Halo, everyone... I'm back, but I hope I won't disappear that soon !! hahaz.. CNY is drawing really near !! hahaz... It's time for MAHJONG !! hahaz.. Sometimes.. I dare say.. mahjong is a really FUNNY game !! I spent 20 years playing.. and BEST of all I only saw

2 "THirteen YAO".. ( SHI SAN YAO !!) IS it scary ?? hahaz.. I only saw them in this year.. all in the year of 2008 !! hope I won't get to see it again during the new year..(unless is I'm the one making it !!) OMG.. hahaz...

The first time I saw it.. we don't if our fren actually did 13 yao.. coz.. wad's is the last card ?? hahaz.. we have to win with 14 cards.. but there's only 13 cards.. what shall be the last card be ?? So in the end.. I win with a small (minimal) 3 tais.. OPPX... My fren( the one that did 13 yao almost faint !!) ... So we did get to pay the IMBA 13 yao...

But I wasn't that lucky to survive to 2nd round.. BUT this time round... Is our dearest fren !! hahaz.. But he win with a 8 tong.. we laugh till we drop dead on the floor... and yet he still get to -zi mou (self-pick).. Haiz.. BIg bomb.. duno pay how much sia !!

( Whee.. I finally got it !! )

Yes... After running around Singapore, I finally got it !! YES... hahaz.. I was at school the other day, and i happen to flip the newspaper and saw that GIant and Shop and save do sell these !! Thus, I move form places to places.. from wooldlands to cck to admiralty and lastly.. I got it at THE GIANT at Sembawang Shopping cetre.. hahaz.. thankz Poh sian for guideing me the way.. ahahz.. and YAo-ge for helping me search the net for GIANT outlet !! WHee.. I finally own a MAHjong table and a set !! hahaz.. But first play on it.. I lose $20 buckz.. haiz.. Y ./??

( Precious tiles !! INdeed !! )

GAmbling king 2009 ??

lolx..

More like

like...

like..

like.

大老千 2009 ！！

谢谢大家的支持, 恭喜恭喜你，祝你新年到，好运到！！

Gone Mahjonging...

2009-01-20T02:45:00.005+08:00

After a STORM...

WHAT comes after a NIGHT of Darkness ??

IT's

SUNRISE...

Yupx... I should be back to blogging... WHee.. hahaz.. but just before I start a new post.. I would want to say sorry to a fren of mine, (though she might not ever want to come back here again !! ) But I still want to make a apology. But my previous post had been quite BAD.. ( Hmm.. indeed very bad !! ) But I'm just hope u will change !! hahaz..

After working a day with u, guess u had made an improvement in ur behaviour ?? Yupx.. continue to keep up the good work, and u be back to the old self once again !! hahaz.. Jia you jia you..

My FRENx:

REmember the FOUR words I gave U !!

"反省反省"

or else...

人善被人欺，马善被人骑 !!

龙游浅水遭虾戏虎落平阳被犬欺 !!

好事不出门，恶事传千里 !!

善恶到头终有报，只争来早与来迟 !!

不是不报，日子不到

All the best, my friend... Wish U a happy chinese new year !! And all those who comes here !!

Gone preparing CNY..

GONG XI FA CAI !!

2009-01-02T01:43:00.006+08:00

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Whee.. It's the end of 2007, err nono.. should be 2008... Yupx.. Wah.. though abit late, but I have been wanting to post this real soon, but I know.. This might cause misunderstanding if I anyhow write, so I spent quite long to think about it !! Basically, at the end of the year.. I just want to have some words for a dear fren of mine.. hoping she will have a much better year ahead, instead of leding such a fuck-up life now !! ( Lolx.. though abit vugluar, hmm.. That's not the real me.. lolx.. 鬼上身吧 !! )

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I Never expected that the first person to piss me off is actually once my best fren ?? Before this happen, I was wondering will anyone in the world made piss off ?? But never expect it to be you.. I really quite pity u sia.. Though after I wrote this, I might risk losing a fren like you.. You may blame me.. HATE me to core !! But I'm still gonna write it out, just like the entry in my joumal. If you were to change for the better after reading these.. All my sacrifices are worth it.. 我这样做= It's all for you own GOOD !!

Every line I typed, Just like a stab in my heart.. ( OUcH.. I losing blood real fast !! )

DELETED...

You used to be a great fren, but wad happen to you ? You’ve changed !! change for the worst !! Stop being so selfish, think abt those around you, spare some fucking thoughts for them.. because of u , their lives become miserable.. Seeing the way you made people clearing up your messes one by one... I really feel for them..( Some paid till thier acc left only $10 buckz.. ) Haiz..

有借有还，是上等人！有借没还，是下等人！

You always said people out there to backstab you, give you all the troubles, making life so miserable for you.. But y didn't you think what's made them Like that ?? Are them born to do this to you ? Surely must be your actions !! ( Even once-your-best-fren also can't stand it le, U should not what others might think of you !!) But I guess the problem is-- YOU never admit ur wrong !! U tink U are always correct. ( Thus offended others in some other way.. ) Told U to 反省反省 le, U take it for granted.. see what happen now ?? Haiz...

Futhermore... ( Of coz not I write de, I where got so evil hor ? )

DELETED...

Can you stop acting anot? Can you stop being so fake ? You really make me want to vomit.

And do you know why there are still guys liking/sticking to you ? Because you are a big flirt and you are just so fake. Sicko like you, I think I was really blind, but its ok because I get to see the true side of you and you yourslf may not even aware of how disgusting you are.

That's the way you treat your friend. I wonder how long will all your flirt partners last. To you, Whats the most important thing ? Leechy GUYs' money. But too bad no handsome guy will like a sicko like you. Don't you feel like those girls at GEYlang.. standing around.. leeching on guys for money ?? Hoping they will pay for your expences ? any differeances ?

And you know why still got guys want to go out with you ? BEcause you are still a female afterall and you are "funny" (hmm, I guess ?) You are just their entertainment and joke, nobody REALLY cares about how a clown feel. I suggest you to be a professional clown so that you have a better excuse to attract(flirt) with more random guys ! ( So u can save alot of money !!) Isn't it your biggest interest ?

I feel so ashamed to be there everytime. Because your deaperate female hormones need a presence of male, and that's why I'm there. Sorry, I'm not you random guys and I'm not there to feed you. As I said, you can go GEYLANG and try to get more guys ? ( I'm sure those ahpekx are richer !!. I will help you publicise how sickening you are to whoever I know. Hope there are other guys to volunteer.

And you may think that I am writing all these because I'm angry. The sad fact is... THESE are what I've observed so far.

2009 have come... I here-by hope that you can change for the better ( and not for the worst ) in this new year !! I know you well , thus I knew you are actually kind in the deep down ?? Where did the friendly-crazy-innocent friend gone too !! PLz. come back soon. We will forgive you de !!

Gone hurting... ( High-loss of blood )

2008-12-25T19:31:00.009+08:00

Merry Christmas

Hello, everyone... Lookz like long time no see le hor ?? hahaz.. ya.. I'm back from the 4 day 3 Nights camp ALIVE / UNHURT !! hahaz.. so basically fit enough to blog !! YOz.. hahaz.. First of all, Merry christmas to all of U !! hahaz.. Sure all of you had a well spent day just like I did !! right ?? LOlx..

Hmm.. While I am typing this here, LOLx.. most of the are K-ing at TOPONE !! hahaz.. LOLX.. lookz like I gonna rush down to bugis really SOON !! hahaz..Hmm.. Indeed I had a very very FUN christmas too !! Coz I did something proud once again !!

ONE year ago, I made my first dish !! A box of chocolates !! And one year later-- I made this !! I want to have a feel of christmas so I done this.. for the same purpose as I did last year !! THis time round.. WHEE...

( Hmm.. what can a mixer do ?? )

( Arr.. WHip topping !! *OUCH*)

( Sucess at the first try !! Yippe !! )

( Lookz nice ?? LOLX.. ICE-CREAM !! )

( MORE ice-creams !! )

AND many many more !! WHee !!

Hmm... Indeed delicious !! hahaz.. but dun dare let u try, cause I scare I mite once again spoil your day !! More 惊吓than 惊喜！！ But anywhere I'm here to wish you a very happy merry chrsitmas !!

MeeRRy CHRISTMAS !!

HOhoho....

2008-12-16T23:42:00.002+08:00

A new Custom !!

Wow... That's all I can say !! Very beautiful instead !! hahaz.. The New Custom IS fully in USE now !! Big and beautiful !! Govt. Must had spent Lots of money on it !! Very beautiful.. though I haven't actually used it.. hahaz..

It's like much nearer to my home.. and I suppose I can walk to it ?? ( Given my present fitness.. lolx.. hard to say de lor !! ) hahaz.. Hmm.. actually wanted to try it later ?? Like 9 hours later ?? But thinking of it, I better don't.. Going to Bao guan to put some stuffs nia.. Haiz.. hahaz.. NOT that worth it !! hahaz..

Just heard from my friends who tried it out today !! 3 hours just to get home.. Jam when going in (to Singapore ) / BIGGER jam when coming out (to johor ) .. Lolx.. But I though it used to be other other way round ?? hahaz...

smart_koh: " palz.. how was to new custom ? "

Pal: " Kao.. very BIG .. Very beautiful.. Very long.. Si bei dua !! "

smart_koh: " Hmm.. then U must haven taken ur long-sweet time walking ar ?? "

Pal: " YA LA.. YA la.. Jam 到 sibei 久！！脚also pain like siao !! "

smart_koh: " LOl.. so chum ?? Where JAM ?? "

Pal: " MALAYSIA custom !! "

smart_koh: " HUh ?? " *faints*

So I decieded to cancel tmr plan to singapore.. Just stay at home and MAPLE !! hahaz.. renyuan.. change it to thur ba.. sure get it done de !! LOL.. I left breadfast haven do.. (Hmm.. lol.. let them slp till 10am , then can skip breakfast le.. ) Aiyo, Y am I so forgetful ?? hahaz..

2008-12-05T02:31:00.006+08:00

Lolx... 变了 !!

If there were REALLY a change !! Arghx... Then it be good !! hahaz.. But I think that was a real good start !! Lolx.. Hahaz..

I Hid in my RooM !!

Just that I had 2 unexpected guest at home !! Lolx.. They were just 2 frenz of my SISter.. Coming to my house to bake cake ?? Lolx.. hahaz.. 2 Unknown girls whom I can't communicate with, thus I hid in my room the whole day !! Y Y ? hahaz.. Just random.. They Just left nia.. Thus I sneak out to blog !! hahaz.. Lolx.. I still trying to find out why I dun dare to chat with them ?? Have I changed >??

Why?

WHY? WhY?

WHy? Why? why ?

WHY ? why ? Why ? why ?

Why? Why ? Why ?why ? why ?

(l+++++l)

If they were as beautiful as..

神话

.lol.

Hmm..

Think I figure out le.. Finally.. and U noe what ?? hahaz..

我只跟美女说话！！ hehez.. Bleh.. Lol.. of coz not..

2008-12-02T23:25:00.003+08:00

*OuChzz.... *

pain---pain---pain !!

Haiz... 好想就从那一个夜晚开始, 下起雨, 一直没有放过睛...

But what is worst then a raining day ?? Lolx.. CYCLING !! A sport that many played during chalet !! Arr.. but everytime I did.. It was never a good experience !! Lolx.. Butt pain pain !! sobx.. sobx..

Wah.. Pi-gu PAIN till Buan TAHAN sia.. can't sit properly, can't sleep properly !! haiz..

我隔着每把伞飘浮在人群里

...

小气的拥着那些你的记忆

一点点就够我看到彩虹

全世界的颜色全留在你那里

我只有不断一直迎着雨

...

蒙上眼手交给你

慢慢的爱心在黑暗中共要一双眼睛

我要不断的爱你

不断拼凑的自己

生命中所有好不好的过去

仿佛都在等我遇见你

Hmm.. 2 months plan is gonna due real soon !!

2008-11-25T23:43:00.003+08:00

Hmm... Yum Yum...

Halo... arr.. back to blogging !! hahaz.. just RE--formatted my computer !! And this means = no more maple !! hahaz.. had been playing so much maple these few days that I basically neglected everything !! hahaz.. Thus.. Now .. ANTI-MAPLE !! hahaz...

OHH... Y green been soup ?? Lolx.. Just had a sudden crush on it ?? Arr.. so wanted to have a bowl but by the time I realized it.. It's 12am at nite le.. hahaz.. how to get ?? Lolx.. I just feel like eating it !! OMG.. is green bean soup so nice ?? ahahaz.. Anyone cooking it ?? Can spare a bowl for me ?? Lolx..

YUm Yum.. I want drink !!

2008-11-20T00:41:00.003+08:00

跑吧，孩子

Hmm... I finally understand the feeling of this movie !! Lolx.. hahaz.. It's all about shoe !! Lolx... Just now was DAMN unlucky lor.. Called down by my boss to Millenia Walk to cover someone's duty !! ( More like cleaning people ass for them lor.. )

I thought it was just some simple survey job which I'm confident to finish in a few hours time !! BUT WHAT ?? I had to stand at one of the entrance of Millenia Walk till 9.30pm... (8 hrs sia ) DOING what ?? Lolx.. Security Guard ?? Lolx.. nah.. something more easier than that !! Just stand there and do head-count !! sianz.. count how many people enter the shopping mall in 30 mins interval.. WTH ?? Me doing something so sian.. but no choice..

Just for the sake of money !! $8.50 an hour !! stand stand till leg swell... though I feel like sitting down on the floor, but will feel damn pai sehx.. LOLx.. ever see anyone sitting on the floor in the shopping mall the whole day? hahaz.. especially in such a high-class shopping mall !! hahaz..

That was not the worst !! Worst is while I'm crossing the CAUSEWAY after work !! Sibei sian.. Just moments after i step onto the causeway... SIANZ...

It started to rain !!

Rain.. rain.. Rain...

Wah kao... First time in my life I ran across the causeway sia.. normally I took 20mins to walk across, but I took only 10mins to RUN across.. Ran at a speed than I imagine the white tiger running after me sia ... ROAR.... But still... worst than a "WET chicken" !!

PANT...pant... Ahhhh Choozzzz... falling sick again !!

: (

2008-11-17T10:22:00.003+08:00

A new start !!

Hi all... hahaz.. smart_koh is back to blogging.. with a brand new way !! hahaz.. This is because.. LOLx.. addicted to mapling.. hahaz..

Kill Kill KIll .. Now only level 33 liao !! hahaz.. soon will catch up de.. Maple is quite a fun game to kill boredom and waste time !! Lolx.. each play takes up to 3 hours !! OMG.. Sometime also play till sian !!

BUT at least is a money-free entertainment !! hahaz.. can save up alot de lor.. cause everyday after school then go home straight for maple !! hahaz.. Feeling super HAPPY !! hahaz.. Maybe I had back the 12 year old mindset !! hahaz.. that's good .. Imagine last time my whole class played !! 0620, Shall we start back the trend ?? MAPLE !!

Oh ya, really had a sweet incident !! Lolx.. first time sia.. I receieved a cake !! hahaz.. though a silce ( hahaz.. quite filling !! ) but thankz for it !! hahaz.. It feels good to receieve.. hahaz. hope you do feel that too...(Lolx..) hmm.. 要是要记仇，就要懂得报恩。Lolx.. Sounds bad ??
kk.. then I 报恩, rather than 记仇 !!

Lolx.. I lost all my linkz when I update the skin ?? hahaz.. me so noob hor ?? please give me back ur linkz.. I only remember 1 link in my head so far !! hahaz.. the rest all gone !! Lolx.. pai sehx.. I'm bad at memory game !! :(

2008-11-09T23:10:00.012+08:00

Part 2

Here comes the... show...
K, this shall be the continue part from cecilia's blog.. (http://www.backtosimplicity.blogspot.com/) Wonder Y we 2 have such a partnership ?? Then read on...

The story goes like that... I was working at orchard when I got a call from cecilia ang !! hahaz.. Lolx.. ( WHAT happen ?? READ her blog ba !! ) So at her resquest !! I'm on the mission !!

S: smart_koh

A: devil ?? ( CAn't be a angel !! )

I got the number from cecilia ang...

S: Hi, where are you ?? ( Just starting nia !!..)

A: Huh ? U looking for who ?
S: Eh, aren't U Mary ? (LOlx.. random name !!)

A: eh, nope.. I nopex
S: Oppz.. sorry.. maybe I got the wrong no. paisehx leh.. really sorry to disturb you !! ( OMG>. I'm so polite !!)

A: Err.. It's ok.. But No harm being frenz ? ( Yippe, I one step closer to my mission !! )
S: Orh.. of course I MIND !! I don't like making frenz with strangers de !! But I think I send to u by mistake... so must be fate !!

A: yupx yupx.. I also think so... ( OH.. Waht a crazy person !! )
S: So we frenz ?? hahaz..

( Mission 1: Make frenz.)

A: YUpz... Intro wanted !!
S: BOB , 16 yrs old.. U ?

A: SAHRIN.. MY age u guess ?? ( OMG>> So childish.. I hate playing age-guessing !!)
S: 13,14,15, 16..

A: Nope.. none of the above ! ( I was thinking..must be some OLD AH MAs le..SIANZ.. )
S: 25,28,38,48,58

A: Hahaz.. I very young de !! ( So I no choice !! )
S: 7,8,9,10,11,12 !! ( Don't think can be smaller than that ??)

A.. Yupx.. u got it !! (Wah kao.. I feel bad.. so young !!)
S: I guess so many nos, which one lah ??

A: 12 !! I very young, BUt very mature !! ( OH plz.. indeed mature !)
S: Ha... I love young children de lor !! ( A grestest mistake !! U see later !! )

A: Is it ?? OMG>.. Alot ppl ingore me when I say my age !! ( YUpz.. If not for cecilia, I also ingore u lor.. !! )
S: hahaz.. aiya, there duno small girls de ma !!

...blah...blah...blah...
SO... AFTER 15mins... ( The above takes place in 5 mins nia..)

A: Eh, I kinda of like u !! ( WTH.. hmm... But i remember what cecilia had said !! )
S: OH REALLY ?? THat's really sweet of you !! ( Yuckz.. Oh plz !! )

A: Heez.. U have girlfriend ? I just broke up with my boyfriend !! ( Err.. so ?? U 12 nia !! )
S: Orh !! not at the moment !! Y u break up ??

( Lolx.. I so ba gua !! OMG..)

A: He never gives me his faithfulness !! ( Ha.. common problem !)
S: Aiyo.. I pity U leh !! so kelian !! He damn bad hor ? This kind of people not worth it de lah !! ( ADD oil to fire !! hahaz..)

A: Ya lor, I think U much better guy than him !!

( err. of course !! HAhaz.. )
Msging cecilia... Discussing what to reply.. Lolx.. evil ?? hahaz..

A: Eh, don't u get what I mean ? :( cries...
S: *acting blur* ( hahaz.. me acting cute.. U think I noob like u meh ?? )

A: K lor.. act blur.. act blur lor.. FINE >> Bye BYE !!

Sianz.. so fast

GAME OVER ??

Of course not... hahaz.. Guess what I did ?? Do u get what she mean ??

So we continued on..

(Damn disgusting little girl !! See liao will vomit !! Overall I received 200 msg in a period of 24 hours !!)

....

REPORT from mission

Name: Sharineee

Age: 12
Race: Chinese
Height: 150cm
Weight: 45Kg

Other information:
-Had 9 boyfriends ( Range 10 to 20 !! )
-Dump by a guy name Gordon
-should have a baby by this guy Gordon ? Cause she looking for him desperately !!

My role: Gordon’s friend !! ( Who the heck is he ? I just bluff her nia )

INCOMING Threat !!

She trying to kill GORDON’s stead, named Josephine !! Lolx..
( Kao.. murdercase sia… )

End of REport

2008-11-06T14:30:00.004+08:00

Warning...

由于我的当事人，Ms Huang 因怕以下的照片被男友看到，深拍男友得到她偷奸的证据，所以叫我把照片毁掉。

Lolx.. hahaz.. kk la, I shall delete those potos ba.. but I really don't think he will come here lor.. I dun even know him sia !! hahaz...Anyway, If he really here.. this means he cares for u ma.. hor ?? but ...

Anyway.. damn piss off ( hahaz.. not related to this.. up coming post !! PREPARING!! )

2008-11-04T23:39:00.006+08:00

头条“新闻”

试问甜美的笑容有多少人见过？

要

如何才能看到呢？

OF cause must be with ur "SWEET heart" ?

( Lolx.. is it true ?? )

JUST like any normal day... A little boy was at school, when he receive a sms from his fren !! Lolx.. another MISSION calling for special agent LIEW !! hahaz..

LOCATION: THE zoo !!

( Ohh.. What a cute ELEphant !! )

This is one of agent LIEW favourite games !! AND I can say.. HIS BEST !! Cause I lost 3-7 to him !! LOLx.. OMG.. so unfair.. but...

IS THAT IMPT ??

IS THAT 劲爆？？

WHAT can make him so happy ??

GUESS ??

GOT it correctly ??

I don't think so...

STILL can't get it ??

OH no...

So must I tell you now...

IT's

NONE OTHER

Than

THE POWER of GIRL !!

ALL photos of the girl

ARE

TAKEN DOWN

by Order !!

Kk... This keep agent LIEW much entertained of 30 mins ?? hahaz.. Lol...

NOTE: ALL THE ABOVE are classified !! HIGHLY-confidential !! Please keep it to yourself when U saw them !! I really don't think agent LIEW knew about this thing !!

I REALLY DON'T THING SO !! hahaz

Lolx..

PICTURE OF THE DAY !!!

READY FOR IT ??

READY ??

hahaz...

again ??

Lolx..

HERE U GO !!

( UNBELIEVEable ?? )

( Haiz.. army ar.. made them gay >? )

2008-10-30T22:26:00.004+08:00

一山不能藏。。。

Lolx... Indeed today is already thursday !! WOW.. really had a super fun week !! Lolx.. Had been to many places with all sorts of random people !! SEriously super random, hor ? (Tang Jie and Jun Zhan.. hor ?? Least unexpected ppl !! ) OMG.. Thankz for accompanying me sia !! WOW.. many exciting photos lor !!

Some random thoughts that came while waiting !!

( Fitted in nicely !! )

Then

Just when

was

about

PUT

another

BOTTLE..

( Photo taken by Jun Zhan is indeed different !! )

OH NO !!

( Like an uncle from market !! )

一山不能藏二虎啊！(母老虎..Lolx)

In the end, spent like 15 mins finding a bigger bag to put both !! hahaz.. so ... quite random lor.. also didn't know why will think so such thing !! Maybe is inspired by LAI JIE !! A good man must have the thinking of a goodman.. ( Lolx.. since got such thoughts, I mite not be that bad afterall , yao-ge hor ?? )

Gone preparing next funny post !!

2008-10-24T23:40:00.005+08:00

又发酒疯le...

*Yawn*... These few days have been working like siao, I think this will go on till the end of the month !! OMG>... Will I be a rich man then ?? Hohoz.. Rich enough to consume the above ?? hahaz... Thinking of that, my last drink is like so many months ago lor.. Eeyer..

DAMN sianz.. But anyway, I had no reasons to drink !! Hahaz.. coz me not emo now.. People always say :

" Time heals all pain !!" , but to me, the fastest time to cure sadness is to drink !! AH...

but a GOOD man nevers overdrink !! ( Just like me !! hahaz.. )

I must be back to active blogging !! Wait till my MASTER piece is done !! HOHOz.. I shall keep it as a secret first !! Oh ya, any of you sad ??

I will always be there for U !! ( So don't forget to ask me to go drink with u !! )

Gone drinking..

2008-10-12T21:11:00.007+08:00

Circlez...

~WHoo... What a beautiful combination !!

Isn't it ?? SMAll inside BIG !! After looking at this picture, WHAT can U think of ??

From smart_koh... (HAHAz.. Believe it or not !!)

Isn't the above look like a sweet couple ?

They fits each other perfectly. If any circle were to go missing, the whole art-piece will look very empty !!

Girl will go for guy who can give security, just like the small circle being sheltered by the big circle.

The guy's mind should be completely fill with the girl. (Just like the big circle containing the small circle. ) Lolx..

Aiya, Duno Y talking so much !! hahaz.... Only 9.30pm in the night, how can be emo so early ? Hahaz.. Maybe is to suit this song.. Happen to hear it and.. WOW... nice hor ??

从第一天起，我就爱上你，因为你真的很贴心！你的笑容，在我心里。。。

hahaz..It's by Ou De Yang !! Hmm, maybe PX can try this ?? hahaz.. ( Coz, she sang Ou De Yang's songs quite well !! Hor ? ) K ba, shall end here... But before I end...

Hmm... If U were a circle... Then I must be a TRI-angle which can't give u anything u want !!

That's why we never fit each other !! Haiz.. :(

Gone Haizing...

2008-10-09T23:58:00.005+08:00

REScue..

I'm

NOT

If Lehmann Brothers can fall over the night !!

AIG almost gone..

Then now me...

Haiz.. Everyone, please remain calm... everything will be alright !!

忍一时，风平浪静

退一步，海阔天空

：（

Hmm...Behind every "sucessful"(in cheating little girls) man, There is a woman !! MS ANG...

BUT... 一个好男人，口再花，心不花！！

2008-10-08T22:00:00.005+08:00

WHat Makes a MAN ??

If you know what's make a man ?? Hahaz.. Tonite is a haapy night !! ~Whee~ Just never feel so happy le !! Hahaz.. find me weird ?? But that's me !!
I "笑笑"de ... Duno why this song catch my ears... so i put it as my blog song !!
Hahaz.. Hope u like it !! hahaz.. Everyone, can be a man !! BUt BEING a GOOD man is damn hard !! Haiz... BUt No matter how hard it takes to be... One still have to try !!

TEll me WHAT makes a man ?

--------------------------------------------------------

But one thing a GOOD man should do is...

TO Keep A Promise !!

10 BAnds = 1 Promise

谁叫我在 "年少无知" 时...

Hahaz... OKOK... This is to honour the promise I made !! hahaz..

Eh, my new frenz.. feel great ??

Hahaz.. Since U got kept the 10 Bands I gave u , U be granted a promise ... WAh.. So need any help ??

Produce it, and I"ll be there !! (better than buying insurance ?)

Hmm.. Though seem like old-fashion hor ?? But ... hahaz... there sure be some sense in it ba !! hahaz..

At least, I'm one step closer to become a GOOD man !!

WHAT MAKEs A GOOD man ??

Gone thinking...

2008-10-06T22:27:00.005+08:00

EMPAT Kamu...

Try... Holding the books for 15 mins !!

How were U feel ??

Of coz you will drop all the books on the floor !!

That's normal...

When the thoughts within you are getting too WEIGHTY !!

You won't feel good too, so it's better to let go off them !!

We should let go of the past and GRAb all opportunities in the FUTURE !!

But good to hear you feeling better le.. one must learn when to let go...

( 0.< )

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每post一笑

What will you do if you have a twin ??

Ans: Should keep and use for parts...

2008-09-29T00:17:00.014+08:00

马来西亚人=马来人 ??

Yoyoz... By the time this post is up, it will be WED le... HAHAz.. I blog in advance !! So I put the pervious entry up for 3 days nia !! Will U get to see it ?? hahaz.. Or U even come here ?? I leave it to MR GOD !! hahaz.. OKOK.. With the above pics !! hahaz.. What can U link of ?? hahaz..

I want learn KUNG-FU ??
Hahaz.. Maybe one day ba !! HAHAz...

K, Today was HARI RAYA !! hahaz.. Selamat Hari Raya to those malays and my malay frenz.

( Though I doubt any of my malay frenz do come here de, coz I never tell them !! ) With such festival, very chum for me ar... TODAY is like what I see in RESIDENT EVIL !!

I can walk across a "very busy" road BILNDLY !!

(without being knocked down)

Suddenly, everyone disappear today.. no cars, no people... duno where all of them go... they like just disappear... I like only see 10 malays for today... just 10 of them nia.. (THis is MALAYSIA !! ) Worst of all, I drove for 30mins to find food !! In the end, still can't find any, so have to stay on maggie mee !! ARGHx... I NEED FOOD !!

NO stalls open today !! ARR>... U really can realise the feel:

"WITH MONEY, yet cannot SPEND !! " :(

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LASTLY, I want to ask you all:

DO I LOOK LIKE MALAY ??

I just discover today that many people talk to me in malay when I am in MALAYSIA... TAking taxi driver, buy stuffs, walking on the street, asking for directions... blah blah..

Today, while on my way home, taking bus 170... I boarded the bus and sat beside

an old CHINESE lady.. Abit cramp ( Y bus dosen't have bigger seats ?? )... Sudenly, she start toking to me in MALAY... so I try my very best to understand.. like what kind of question can she ask ?

" What time is it ?"

"Where this bus will go ?"

"Is she on the correct bus ?"

"Where is the singapore custom?"

Then, I DON'T UNDERSTAND !!

"eh, 你好，有什么事吗？" was my reply..

OMG.. then she looked happy, (I guess she wasn't good at malay too !!) so she ask me many things.. as usual , I'm best at crapping..

Talk about many random things..

Found out that she visiting her grandson in Singapore..

got 2 children, 1 a doctor while another is some businessman,

and the grandson is 1 year old !! ( Just a 10 min trip from Kranji MRT to custom !! WOW.. I looked trustable !! )

BUT the last remark she made before I get down the bus !!

" WAH, 现在的马来人好厉害啊 !! "

x_x"

ONE thing I wanted to say: "STOP TALKING TO ME IN malay, I don't noe any !!"

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YAH... Duno why these few days always thinking of JOKES !! hahaz.. so IN order to let everyone coming here to be happy, these will be an additional slot from this post onwards !! hahaz.. 所做的一切，只勃你一笑　！！　HOHOz.. If nt funny, then sorry !! hahaz..

每post一笑

什么东西每个人都得买，买回家了却又不想用？

Ans：棺材！（每个人都得死，所以都需要棺材。买了之后却又不想用　！）

2008-09-28T23:44:00.002+08:00

EYEs... Beautiful !!

( Yours is much more beautiful heh ?? )

Hehez... Damn angry !! Feel damn loser !! But hehez...

" Be happy always " must stands !!

So... I'm still happy !! Advisor Lew, next time round, must be smarter !!

With a GREEN MOUNTAIN LEFT, No scare no firewoods to burn !!

Dono what to blog.. hahaz.. hmm... listen to song ba !! hahaz.. If a picture means a thousand words, a song will means... those words I wanted to say to you !! ( WoW.. )

你一个眼神我什么都好.

Hmm.. You just look sweet in the morning, afternoon and night, basically whole day de lor !! OMGz..

2008-09-22T18:10:00.014+08:00

WEDding=PUBinG ??

( Congrats to the wedding couple )

Hahaz... Went to attended a wedding dinner last SAT... Actually I dun really know whose wedding dinner I attended !! All I know is my mum saying that the bride's father is the one that buy over our old house de ! (Which was like 8 years ago ?? ) hahaz.. I dun even know my parents were still so close to them afterrall !! hahz.. BUT heck cares... I WANNA EAT nia... My last eaten dinner is like so LONG, LONG, Long ago lah !! ( Can't even remember when le !! Oppz.. ) WAH... Those shark fins soup. sea cucumber with mushroom, peking duck.... AIyo... ( DROOLing now sia .... )

( DOuBLE- HAPPINESS )

This wedding is quite unique... When I first sit in the ballroom, I thought: " AM I in a KBOX session ? " Coz all the songs they played are those we normally sing de lor.. Fish Leong, Soda Green, 品冠，小虎队（that's old,but very meaningful), F.I.R, SHE... bla bla bla... How I wish got 杨培安！That was the starting part... But during the dinner, it almost ruin the whole wedding !! hahaz.. Their entertainment is to invite those who wants to sing de to go on stage and sing, sing, SING... Wah... those uncles and auties sang all oldies... Some good and some really bad !! hahaz... sp isn't this weedding dinner quite unique ?? hahaz..

AND I wanna complain !!

Please start your wedding ON TIME !! I very hungry sia... It was suppose to start at 7pm de... But as usual, me and my dad arrive LATE... 7.45PM (ToT it started le...)

HAIz... 所谓：“一山还有一山高啊　！”

The dinner started at 9.00PM...

WTH... I hungry till keep eating those "喜饼" !! ( Damn Pai sehx lor.. coz the little kids around me are going from table to table to collect them... But when they approached me !!

I just SMILE !! ) hehez...

K... Pictures time... Take ur time to enjoy... Might have u destress too ?? Won't it ?? HOHOz...

( ~whee~ A FEAST ahead )

( WOW-- 8 course meal !! HAppi... )

( That's the couple.. Not clear though..)

Finally come the main LEAD...

( Brother WHISKY is here !! )

( Wah.. I feel damn stupid !! 1 mouth of whisky followed by 1 mouth of chinese tea...

Arr.. Will I still remain sober ?? )

( First dish is indeed DELICIOUS !! )

( 2nd dish was even better... BUT the rest .. Yuckz.. )

Half-way through the dinner...

( Eh, Where's everyone ?? )

15 mins later...

( Still NOONE.. Plz up food first !! So can I have it all by myself !! HEHEzz)

( HOHOz.. Here le.. still no one !! Yippee !! )

( Can I start without them ?? : 0 ] )

( Haiz.. Later cold le not nice le ar !! )

K la, dun eat jiu dun eat lor...

( SHARK's fin soup... actually was some chicken soup de, but I heard some guy spill it over in the kitchen, so they swoop with shark's fin... WOW... WAD a gain !! )

( Should I go for peeled prawns or shelled de ?? )

( What will you choose ?? )

( This guy can leave home with 10pluz bodyguards de.. Modern days mafia indeed !! WAH... )

( So is he !! OH NO.. Will a gang fight break out ?? )

( MORE and more... I'm drunk !! )

( Ooo.. Double HAPPINESS ?? = drunk faster !! )

( Why is the moon so NEAR ?? )

Ha.. It's just a light bulb under the sink...

( HOW do U know that you're drunk ?? )

( When U can't pull toilet paper from it !! I CAN'T )

( Can I still walk down the RED CARPET ?? )

( WET pants... of coz by water spill !! )

( That's my dad !! TAlking STORY as usual !! )

( Both of us were drunk !! HOHOz..)

What do a DRUNKEN smart_koh do ???

( SMART_BOO_LEE indeed !! )

( Wonder who took this girl ?? Hmm.. WAS it me ? )

( Wah.. MORE... but is "男人本色"=好色 )

OMG... It's is really me who took the photo ?? :(

( OH no... 1 more... But I think she a mother le !! )

( CAN't wait to go HOME ?? EH, more beer plz... )

NOW, a serious problem occured !!

WHO DRIVES ??

( The one to reach the car first, do the driving !! CHIONG ar... )

( AND I did !! Yippe !! SPEEDY TIME !! )

( OFF I GO... BROOm... broom...85 KM/hr )

( 100KM/hr-- Who say drink=don't drive ??)

( MALAYSIA BOLEH !! )

( EEeee... Phew... Lucky no KABOOM !! )

FINALLY safely HOME...

( ARGHx.. WHere the hole ?? I can't find it !! )

PICTURE OF THE DAY

( *=*)

Wah... this post very long hor ?? OMG... I post till die... Hope u all enjoy !!

Gone dying...

2008-09-14T18:19:00.007+08:00

MooNcake Festival !!

Wah... A well and meaningful mooncake festival !! ( Did I met a changer ?? hahaz.. I sure did !! ) This year, unlike the usual practice of playing lanterns !! (Coz noone plays with me !! :(

My sis having prelims, parents went Kuching !! Haiz ) Then I done something different again !!

Sharing Happiness among FRENz...

Let's see...

( Starting Ingredients... )

( This black stones DO contains delicious " GOLD " )

( Wonder how they differentiate rotten duck eggs and the good de ??)

( Just don't dare to try durian flavour !! )

( Does it look it those U buy outside ?? )

( HOHO.. 冰山的一角 nia... )

OFFER !! 2 for the price of 1 !!

( Snow-skin BALL ?? MINI-melts ?? )

( Yam-- Pearl !! Halo, Ms pearl !! )

BOO !! Bleah !!

OKOK.. That's all for now.. hahaz... Happy Mooncake festival to all my frenz !! hahaz...

After sharing those haapy moments with frenz, looking at thier smiles, everything was worth it !! Actually, I would like to know how they tastes ?? hahaz.. So I can improve... Seeing Tang Jie finish up the "SNOW SKINS" in a few seconds, maybe next year can just give her all my leftover coloured flour !! hahaz.. jkjk... Anyway she taught me something... Something that change my mindset of her !! OMG.. Thankz alot for what you said !! OKOK.. That all for now !! Hope U enjoy !! Have a good school week !!

只要你高兴，我做什么都值得啊！

People will forget what you said...

People will forget what you did...

But people will never forget how you made them feel...

This is what I had learnt from TJ tonite !! Hope it will be true !!

Will U ??

Gone LOLxing...

2008-09-13T20:44:00.003+08:00

HOUSEman ??

Being a HOUSEman isn't that easy !! Haiz... This is the second day which my parents had left home !! hahaz.. to Kuching sia.. Daily chores have being killing me... Early in the morning...

1. Make my own bed.

2.Make breadfast for sister.

3.Fetch my sis to school.

4.Feed my "HAMSTERs".

5.Wash my clothes.

6.Water the plants.

7.Sweep and Mop the floor.

8.Prepare for lunch !!

OMG... Repeating the same procedure everyday can kill a man... I rather be a

HOUSE FLY and a HOUSE MAN... Haiz... Had been eating many meals with cup noodles.. cause after every cook.. troubles come !! WASHING plates is the most disgusting job !! OMG... Tonnes of them in my sink sia... Gonna get to wash them, if not the flys, lizard, cockroachs will have a

buffet party tonite !!

Gone washing...

2008-09-08T00:37:00.004+08:00

表白？

Yoz.. It's has been six days Mei Zhu had left Singapore for Taiwan... hahaz.. wonder how have she been ?? "Auntie Koh, doing well ?? Open bank account le ma ?? Got enough money to spend ?? If not enough, then forget about my dry cow beef ba, just get me a coconut ba !! Hehez.. " Hope U do come to visit here.. It's TAG-ALL-U-CAN !! OMG, I just found out my blog does attract many UN-EXpected people, like xiao xian and even ZI JIE... When I found out that Zi JIE actually contribute to my stats counter once... HAHAz.. Who else ar >>?? hahaz.. Had a great talk with her on the way home..

认识你之前，我无依无靠

认识你之后，我生活充满喜悦

四年前的某一天，我遇见你。

我鼓起勇气，主动接近你,

那时的你，天真无邪，人见人爱。

你什么也没多说，

只说了“HALO”！！

这四年来，
在我最失落的时候，
只要一想到你，就会开心起来。
开心的时候，第一时间就想起你

要和你分想喜悦与快乐

虽然我尝试了许多方式。
都没有一次能打动你，
反而好像让你更痛苦，更烦恼。
每次你都责怪自己，
说自己常给我“假”希望。
但
我想让你知道，
这些“假”希望都让我做--

一些我从来不敢做的事。

总有一天我希望会把你赢到手！！

BUT after hearing what cecilia had said...

轻轻的我将离开你

漫漫长夜里未来日子里

前方的路虽然太凄迷

请在笑容里为我祝福

虽然迎著风虽然下著雨

我在风雨之中念著你

没有你的日子里, 我会更加珍惜自己 !

没有我的岁月里, 你要保重你自己 !
你问我何时归故里 !
我也轻声地问自己,

不是在此时不知在何时

我想大约是过年过节吧！

Hahaz... This is the EMO-version... So next few posts then I put the real de... Actually I was going to write about my unhealthy habit, then duno why, write till this thing le... anywhere good ba, at least it will fill up 2 posts... hahaz.. Wanna see the real version, stay tune to http://www.smartkoh89.blogspot.com/ !!

Gone preparing...

2008-09-01T19:29:00.016+08:00

Frenz... Always ??
(Take 4 mins to listen the whole song ba..)

(Taken at 2007 banjiang)

Yoyoyoz... With this picture up, we have been friends for at least a year le... hahaz.. Hope you had enjoyed the whole year !! (hahaz, did you ?) When you see this post, most likely will be a few hours before you board the flight !! hahaz.. I dedicate this WHOLE post/ WHOLE song to you !! (Second woman from the start of this blog !! ) BEfore you read on, better have some tissue paper with you ba.. later you wet your keyboard with tears !! HOHOz...

Here I GO... (right from the bottom of my heart !!)

每个今天为什么会变成昨天？？

虽然昨天会被今天明天来取代，
但所留下的美好，开心的回忆，
永远不会被取代。

累了不要见外，
烦了不要见外，
把我找出来，陪你负担。

就算你我再热闹"巴刹"中走散,
友情会在第一时间赶来,
让跳乱的心情平躺下来,
重新的呼吸简单.

Hahaz... That's only the beginning niaz... hahaz...

I have known you since 4 years ago. Although this

4 years, ( say long,not long / say short, not short )... our friendship grew strongly...

Once You said:

" 你每次都只说她的，I'm so sad !!"

但因为她，我们才变成今日的好友啊。

(hahaz.. , auntie also knows to 吃醋 sia... hahaz.. )

Wondering how were those days without you for the next 5 months... Sure will have a loss of baguas (I mean HIGHLY CONFIDENCIAL Information--H.C.I )

At least, other that MR Woody and Slack GRASS... who miss you..

There be SMART_KOH !!

Haiz... When u alone over there... these are some words 4 U...

1. Be calm..

Everything you do, remember to stay calm always... must learn to hide your anxiety ar... you can't be calling renyuan or ouyang if you computer hang ?? Or you dun understand what R.A.M ?? hahaz.. overseas call not cheap ar ...

2. Take care of yourself
ALWAYs remember " An apple a day, Keeps the doctor away " / " A new friend a day, Keeps boredom away"... so eat healthy and be active in making frenz... so 5 mths=153days=153 new friends made !! hahaz..

3.Do the necessary arrangment
The first thing to do is to get communication and banking done... get a new prepaid card. Open a bank account at the bank in front of the school, beside a MOS burger outlet. (Waa.. like I'm so pro with all the information hor ?? hehez.. mei zhu, you should where I heard the infos from ba !! hahaz... ) If you dun want bank account, can consider putting money in a
milo tin, hide it under your bed... might feel more secure instead ??

4.Save
eh, don't spend too much in the first few months.. hahaz.. later no money left for my "dry cow meat" le ... hahaz.. (hope you won't buy it the first thing when u step into Taiwan, and keep it with you for 5 months !! )

OKOK... Should be ok le, you remember to get good care of yourself... dun't get bird flu or dengue hor... (hahaz.. though you can't really prevent yourself from getting that !) REMEMber to come here and tag if u in any difficulties... (Overseas call expensive, my blog is worldwide de... TAG-ALL-U-CAN mode... ) Like said in the song... I'll be there for you... With this blog, there be me around ! ( Without this blog, OF COZ I still be around !! :)

Bon Voyage...

NYJCians TONG XUN YUANs (Student correspondents)...

2008-08-25T17:29:00.007+08:00

Happi...

"Whoosh"... Who says only new year can put chinese new year songs >>?? hahaz.. Putting this is auspicious... to scare away all the obstacles on my way !! Woo... hahaz.. It's like

double happiness !! hahaz..

Firstly, I'm only to end my "restless" life !!! I'm going to end this eat, sleep, play, day-dreaming life !! Yippee.. This shall be the last post before me starting school !! hahaz.. do wish me luck (hor ?) !! hahaz..

From tmr onwards, hmm.. going to school shall be a routine !! hahaz.. Seeing those who already started school, waa... like very hectic sia.. hope I can still cope well, then got time, then can go visit you all !! hahaz.. Also dunoo why so happy of starting sch ( cecilla, rite ?) study,study and study... but 8 months of such life wears me out !! maybe it's time to meet more friends !! hahaz... Hope I won't take long to know all the 60 of them !! (heard that there are 60 of them as my classmates) Haiz.. But a SHY kid like me, should be a big, big, big, problem !! hahaz.. But I still look forward to it !! So HAPPi ....

Oh no... What's my second happiness ??

(Hmm.. Let me think of one... wait ar... a while more... BINGO... GOt it )

hahaz... pal, don't say I always relate you to money de hor... I not so bad... but U still owes me money !! That's the pt !! I'm feeling happy for you !! But congrats to you in finding what you want.. since you got it, then you must know how to treasure it !!

And to "The ONE"... since U did come here once, and if you do come here again !!

An advice to you :

好好照顾她吧,你敢欺负她的话, and if you dare, also none of my business !! HOHO.... Be happy always !! hahaz...

Gone smiling...

2008-08-20T15:37:00.002+08:00

What should I do ?

(Yupx.. Duno wat to write leh ?? Arr.. No time le !! )

These thoughts strike me when I'm at work !! hahaz.. quite cool,hope you all can use it too !! (Right, Ah Shui ? Can go use "哄" ppl hor ?) HAHAz.. go enjoy the song.. Haiz.. so many work left to do... duno where to start from and how to start... Phew...

每次想看到你，想和你多说一些话，

都觉得我们之间有距离。

是不是我都用错言语？也用错表情？

其实我想看到你，并不是为了抓紧你，

而只是怕你会忘记有人永远会爱着你。

每天的等待有谁知道

Hmm.. cool ?? hahaz... though my chinese still suckz, but it sounds WOW !! Suitable to use for all senarios ?? hahaz.. I shall work to minimise the distance !! If now, I can work in SIN MING, writing chinese sports gao, I don't think there's anything in the world I don't dare do le !! I been doing many crazy stuffs these there !! Giving tuition is also highly-unexpected of me, But I had try to like teaching.

娃娃般的你，不要怕，你是好娃娃！！加油！加油 !

2008-08-15T00:07:00.008+08:00

钱不够用

Haiz.. If you think I put this pig head, just because it’s cute, then u very very wrong le !! I followed my mother to the market early,early in the morning, went to the NON-HALAL section. An uncle shouted: “来阿来阿，新鲜猪肉，猪肠，猪脚，猪肚，猪耳朵。刚刚砍的，非常甜的 !" So I asked: " 我开穷人银行的，最近有人过大寿，见我就跑，所以要送些小礼物!" But the uncle dun give a shit about me !!

I went to the next store, and said: “Uncle, 我要一个猪头，熬汤用的 !" and he give me

猪脑，猪蹄，猪根 instead. So since can’t find any, no choice but to use this le !!

This pig head is for you to pay up the $5.50 de !! hahaz.. I noe we are good frenz, saying face to face will hurt you a lot !! So no choice, somemore got support from frenz, hor Cecilia ? Hahaz.. eh, not I stingy, $5.50 also want back, those who owes me more than that… wait till I find a Dinosaur Head then you know !!... less than 5.50 de… hmmz.. shall use Chicken Head !!

2008-08-14T23:35:00.006+08:00

Hi, The below is only for ENTERTAINMENT !!

Today although not any special day, but I watch the speech rally on T.V !! Si bei tempted to do so sia. So I shall say one !! Hmm, feel like writing one !! Hope you see it le, will know what to do !!

WE MUST STAY TOGETHER AS ONE !! SHINE !! GROW !! then DIE.. !!

HEre it goes:

"Goodnite to everyone..

father, sister , mother, brother & blah blah blah….

林贝ka li kong, 林贝is a young guy or maybe a normal guy !! But this few days, 林贝 find a amazing trend happening around the neigh---boor---hoot, then go complain to his Mather…and she say :” 哇喜kia, 踏资到kee 笑 ! (My son, study till crazy !!) 林贝 no one complain to, feel si bei buai song, you think 林贝 laugh, laugh, laugh, very happy, is it ?? 林贝 tell u, 林贝 sad, also no one noes.. U ppl very bad.. Aiyo, 林贝 say till 林贝 forget what to say le… 林贝's speech is to let you all realize that the trend is WORRYING, man !! Everytime, 林贝 go walk walk, kaoz.. sure bump into many many frens ar… Muthu, Ali, Xiao Hua, Paul… Think everyday racial harmony meh, though all of them super different, they all ask for the same thing !! $$MONEY$$… They si bei smart de, lend little , little bit, tot 林贝 nevermind de, then wait long, long, till never pay…Yio siew, u think lim bei rich ar! Charity meh ?? KNN, i work till siao also jus barely make it. 林贝为了要赚钱，DON'T MIND GO DIE ! ! Can’t you all see, 林贝 lack of nutrients le, soon will MA-TI sia… You think I hao qi fu ar ? Damn pai seh u noe, ppl always make fun of 林贝, say I look like “菜头", everyday kena 砍by you all… You ar, think u very good in chopping ar, wait till I chop u ar… chop, chop,banana chop, chop ar… U think funny issit ! "

from a very buay song smart_koh

所以为了呼吁我们政府的goals, I hereby say !! 所有欠“林贝”钱的人，过了8月31日，2200时，一律得加7%的GST !! 7%的GST !!

(真不好意思，我也要养家的。家里大大小小都靠“林贝”饱的！“

感谢你们的support !! 没有你们多年来的自持，" 穷人银行" 也无法开到现在。

Someone.. $5.50+7%=$5.90…

Gone grinning….

2008-08-11T13:09:00.008+08:00

Part 1 : The Beginning

(Forgotten...)

~whee~.. Oh ya.. I got something which I supposed to blog about it, but I forgotten to do so cause (*aiyayaya... duno-why-too... hahaz.. now blog still not too late ma, cause they are keeping me damn busy !!)

Hahaz.. remember that I once said
"在母亲节，我会给我妈妈一件"活泼"的礼物！" hahaz.. "一言九鼎，驷马难追" ! So I rushed straight to a pet shop and get it !! hahaz.. with the little money I had, can't possibly get a dog or cat !! (hahaz.. I lazy to upkeep those big animals so I start off with something small ) HAMSTERS !! Whee.. hahaz.. small and eazy to keep !( said the shopkeeper !! wah,kena cheated, which salesman doesn't say that when selling own stuffs ) But I still get it in the end. hahaz.. 2 of them.. one male and one female !! hahaz.. They're HUGE !! WAh kao..
eat so much !! waste my money... (cause they can't eat leftovers.. unlike dog !! They eat high grade RABBITS food !! RM 15 per pack !! again cheated by shopkeeper) okok..

hahaz... With the 2 HUGE ones I bought, my dad gone to buy another 2 small white ones and a bigger cage !! You see, that's the "hamster craze" at that time !! Hahaz.. with 2 on my hands.. Now make me have to look after 4 liao !! Haiz.. This also greatly deplete my food supply !!

here some pictures !!

(Though small, but look cosy !!)

(Hmm, It's better to be neighbour, than to quarrel under 1 roof !!)

(OH, COME ON !! Don't be SHY !!)

Gone preparing Part 2..

2008-08-11T11:53:00.018+08:00

Part 3 : THE Bully

( Heez.. Here COMES the Big GUY ! )

Lookz at him.. I named him "THE BEAST" !! WAH kao, giant in the hamster world.. BIG till scary.. (At least 2500cc de... large food intake).. With surprise, "THE BEAST" is there to control the situation.. indeed no fight after that.. but only "THE BEAST" keeps harassing the other 4.. YET the 4 dun dare to take out on the beast, cause "THE BEAST" was really giant !! SO instead of "2 to 2", now it bocomes "1 to 4" or "4 to 1"... isn't it a better solution..

What can 4 little guys do to a big man ?? Can a big guy do something to a small guy ??

(hahaz.. too fat to chase around.. easily tired out de.. Don't forget the 4 at good at 100m sprint de, while "THE BEAST", weight-lifting ba !! ) BUt duno why, in the end, the 2 white de died !! I guess.. either by mutiples injuries ? OR HUNGER ba.. (I forgot to add their food.. underestimated "THE BEAST")

Actually, better for them to die !! ( HOHO... so evil ?? ) NAH..

They animals..

THey crazy de..

They often get "Jealous" !

WIth 3 left to take care, much easier , at least better that 5 ba !! When there is 5, hard time for me.. especially during bathing time, they often get "jealous" in who to bath first... When I go pick them up, KAO... all swarmed up to my hand... threatening to BITE ME if I dun pick them up... SO no matter what, I still get bitten by 4 of them.. sian sia.. stupid animals !! EEee.. okok next part le..

TO the dead ones.. Leave peacefully ba.. I really cannot take up too many !!

More pictures to come along...

( Do they look like arch enemy ?? )

( Discussing strategies against "THE BULLY" )

( May U rest-in-peace..)
( I wonder if my photography skills have improve not, jun zhan ? hahaz )

( OUT-FIELD for HAMster)
Will you be afraid if a HUGE giant over u, armyboys ?

What if...

the situation

becomes

this

"APA INI ?? Boleh MAKAN ??"

( What is this ?? Can it be eaten ?? )

Gone praying....

2008-08-11T11:53:00.017+08:00

Part 2: Mini Olympics...

BEFore 8-8-08, I already have a feel of OLYMpics !! Hahaz.. REALLY TRUE DE !! The REAL de made my life like shit !! Everyday write about it, the mini de.. also made me KEE SIAO !! Hahaz.. Confuse of what I'm saying ???

THE OPENING OF MINI OLympics started when we welcomed the arive of the new hamsters !
(most likely from USA, cause it's white so I guess ang mo ba ! )
They stayed in the "鸟巢" !
(Hamster cage also something like the bird nest in beijing)..
Starting, they seem ok.. eating together, staying on the different layers
(Just like the OLYmpics Village !!)
Sometimes they even said "Hi" or "Hello" to each other.
(cause I heard them squeal)
Or maybe they start cheering for each other !!

hahaz.. 3 days after the OPENING !! HAHAZ.. the troubles came.. THE reAL competition begins !! THEY LIKE UNTIMATE SPORTSMAN.. 2 aside.. participated in all events...

1. 100m sprint
( they run on the wheel asap for a min, then count the no. of revolutions ! GOGO !)

2.Gymnastic-floor excerise
(running around the dry grass, doing all wonderful areobics stunt)

3. Swimming
( HAmster-style... Luckily, none of them drown !! )

4. Diving
(I put them on the shower head, then "thump"... they drop into the bath tub !!wonderful divers )

*During the mini olympics, they need alot of energy !! So there goes my food supply !! OMG.. (Should made macdonald for official sponsor too )

BUt the BEst of all , FINAL COMPETItion.. cause they both done fairly good in each event.. so the last one to determine the winner !!

JUDO

They start fight like siao.. throwing each other around.. chasing each other around..
(just like what Andy did during JUDO, right ? )
They seriously fight and fight and fight.. Like no need eat de.. (wonder if they die of hunger not.. ) THE fight goes on for a few days.. My whole family also get "excited" about it !! (hahaz.. worried that there will be blood shed) .. hahaz.. I did SOMETHING !! hahaz.. ME leh !! hahaz.. okok.. next part le ...

Some pictures to go along...

( Intensive training at the Olympics Village !!)

( Awaiting the start of OLYMPICS...)
(Lookz like "鸟巢", isn't it ?)

( SUPER- Hamster, RUN, RUN, Run !)

( Oppz.. Wrong animal... Though look the same !! :)

( Yupx... This is the real one.. Treading water in the pool.. )

and BEST OF ALL...

MATCH OF THE DAY

"JUDO-柔道"

( hahaz.. Just imagine them as HAMSTERs ba !! )

gone preparing next...

2008-08-11T11:21:00.005+08:00

Part 4: FEELing HORNY ??

Nah.. Not me feeling HORNY, but I quite feeling worry le !! Soon they will be more TROUBLES !! All because of IT feeling HORNY !! Hmmm, why don't animals practice safe sex ?? haiz.. sad... With the arrival of the " THE BEAST " and the departure of the 2 "ANG MO", making my only girl the ... "BABY MACHINE" !! With, 2 males and 1 female, staying together ALONE in a small cage, (SOmemore, NAKED !! ) WOn't get rape,

才怪！！(Hor ? ) I tink she is kena rape, cause I don't know which one is the father !! (isn't it was shown on T.V ? So I assume so...)

ON july 21st, "THE MOTHER" gave birth to 5 babies.. don't look like a hard birth, for I never heard anything shouting or screaming !! hahaz.. ONLY when I wake up, then suddenly got alot lot red red stuffs.. At first, I thought is another hamster got MURDERED and DISMEMBERED by "THE BEAST"... but it was pleasant to see new babies.. hahaz.. very cute !! hahaz.. But again due to food, 1 babies died, (eh,this time round, not I stingy, but I tink "THE MOTHER" only have 4 tits.. the 1 baby no milk drink... so died de lor.. haiz...

Half a month have past, and the babies have grown up !! hahaz.. Now I had 7 liao.. All 7 are put back together, living happily everafter.

Until either one of the males got horny again !!! NONO... When we celebrate Beijing OLYMPICS, Singapore National DAY, FU*K... SOMEone become father again ... This time round.. 6 sia.. KAO... Die le la... In a months time, I will have 13 running around my home... Siao... I can bath till whole day le !!

FU*k... Let's see.. for the next round, "THE MOTHER" gets rape, "THE DAUGHTERS" get rape... WAH...

I will have millions... In less that a month , give birth again.. SIAO... Duno how many generations will live together... CHUM SIA... But I salute "THE MOTHER", give birth twice to 11 babies in 2 months.. ( Much better than pig sia ! 比猪还行！！ )

Last few pictures...

( It was a STILL-birth !! )

( OPpz.. Cute ?? )

( Do you know that baby hamster does not have eyes ?? )

(you see.. It's walking blindly)

"Who says I lose to a hamster ??" Gruntled the PIG

( BYE ! BYE ! Do drop by again !!)

REMEMBER...

NEver start a family, when U are not ready !!

(U see I got 13 on hand le !!)

I GONNA catch THE RAPIST !! Hope you enjoy.. Do tag !! hahaz..

Gone putting cameras in the cage....

2008-08-09T18:31:00.005+08:00

TO YOU...

Whee.. This is a very special day !! hahaz.. A well deserved holiday !! hahaz.. Just stay at home and have a good sleep !! *YAWNzz* Just wake up nia... hahaz.. watching the national day parade on T.V, quite nice... hahaz..

and the stupig OLYMpics.... keep broadcasting on channel 5 and U !! Seeing it spoilt my mood !! Who cares about them winning all the medals ?? Haiz.. That thing made my life like hell !! See..

talk about it made my blood boils... I almost have to spent my day at work today... luckily Zhi Wei allowed me to take a day off !! Haiz.. will talk more about it next time !! Lookz.. like it will be quite a long time about I will blog again !! I had to work

12 hours a day, 7 days a week , for all 17 days !!! WTH... There's go my SUNDAY !!

Oh ya, thankz for all the well-wishes... THANK YOU !! No matter how sian the job is... I will continue on... cause must make lots, tonnes and trucks of money !! (HEhe, right hor ? )

*Arghx.. there's go the olympic games again !! SAVE me !!

Gone swearing...

2008-08-07T00:57:00.006+08:00

POOR ??

Whee... suddenly saw many people updating their blogs... so have the urge to blog again !! hahaz.. Hmm.. suddenly all never update, then ~Poof~, all update.. wah.. look like you have been living well.. :+ ) Okok... hahaz.. get back to my post.. YUpx.. went to pay up all my school fees today.. had been to that school many times le !!
(Hoping that I will soon grew to love it !!)
After that, went to catch a movie with my grand advisor, Mr Lew !! Hmm.. He did hit one of my raw nerve today !!
He said: " You have lost 22 friends today !! Don't believe.. You see your call register.. Noone from the class call you liao... Only ME !! " Wah... quite true... indeed... so I should be great that he's the only one left !! GREAT ADVISOR LEW !! Thankz for your movie today !!
Haiz.. I had been MIA for many class gatherings le... Soory pals... DIdn't mean too... (Hehez.. maybe the next gathering... Will be when... the first classmate to get married ?? hahaz... Won't be long hor ?? )

He treated me to watch "Money NOT enough 2" !

Very good movie, cause it's very true and sibei funney !! HAHAZ... The movie also had its very touching part !! So worth watching.. I'm sure ganna buy its DVD and watch again !! MUhahaz... The ONLY thing I learnt is :

"穷不是因为口袋没钱，银行帐户没钱，而是一个爱人都没有！"

Sounds Learned ?? hahaz... Think about it, no matter how poor you are, you will not die of hunger !!

(Cause mummy's cooking is the best ! ) Hmm..

Your frenz will be there to.... (lend you money la, hehez.. most practical ?? )

Hmm.. chum le lah.. 2am le.. tmr still need to reach Harbourfront MRT at 7.45am.. (which is 5hr and 45mins) Hmm, minus away

1 hr for mrt ride,

2hrs for jam at customs,

1hr for breatfast and make-up =1 hr 45 mins of sleep !!

( Orhx... forget to minus 30 mins to sweet dreamland !!)

haiz.. DIE.. die... Hope I won't late tmr, or else SI LUI.. wow.. scary !! hahaz.. anyway, thankz alot for your lobang !! hahaz.. Kamsahamida !! :)

OH YA, 我真的是个穷人吗？

Gone thinking...

2008-08-04T22:53:00.004+08:00

Fruit Feast...

Hmm... Are rambutans and durian DeLiCiOuS ?? You may think so, but I bet your taste will change immediately after a FRUITS Buffet !!

I used to love them alot, but now.. OMG, just can't stand their smell or even sight !!

That saturday afternoon, my dad brought me to some damn ULU, ULU place... It's located right in the middle of a MALAY KUMpong... just to support a friend of his !! His friend started a "FRUITS Buffet" Business !! Just pay a pice of RM 15 each to enjoy fruits like durians, rambutans, mangosteens, banana, luku langsat (duno if you all know), pineapples !! But the best thing of all is, EAT-ALL-U-CAN !! So there I go, I think I managed to globble down 3 whole durains and a kg each of the other fruits.. (Duno how many kilo, but is alot... ATE for one and half hour long...) So I guess U can calculate how much fruits u can eat for 1 1/2 hours non-stop... Haiz.. after that, feel so FRUITY... (hehez.. lots of esters formation)...

A tip for you all:

If you afraid that we might get sick after eating too many tropica fruits (eg: durian,rambutans etc),

cuase it may get too heaty... Then just get a piece of the durian shell, put some salt into it (rub some salt onto the inner shell of the durian) and add water...

Drink down the salt water, and there U go, as healthy as ever...

That what I learnt from the uncle....

Gone experimenting....

2008-07-30T23:11:00.004+08:00

Future...

"What do U SEE ??"

Hmm.. Got this picture from the net !! Heard people say , different people will see different things when looking at this picture. So what do U see ?? Go to the net and check result ba !! Muhaha... OKOK.. hahaz... I done a quiz that a friend of mine sent me. . Quite an interesting quiz it was.. cause I was hoping to see my future from that crystal ball.. But GUESS what I saw ?? NOTHING !! OMG... so I went to do this quiz and feel beter after that !! hahaz..

That's my result...

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=35647N

(Hmm, try it if free ?)

WHAT MAJOR IS RIGHT FOR YOU?

You scored as a HR/BusinessManagement

You should strongly consider majoring (or minoring) in Human Resources Management or Business Management, or related majors (e.g., Entrepreneurship, Hospitality, International Business, Leadership, Public Administration, Industrial-Organizational (I-O) Psychology).

It is possible that the best major for you is your 2nd, 3rd, or even 5th listed category, so be sure to consider ALL majors in your OTHER high scoring categories (below). You may score high in a category you didnt think you would--it is possible that a great major for you is something you once dismissed as not for you. The right major for you will be something 1) you love and enjoy and 2) are really great at it.

Consider adding a minor or double majoring to make yourself standout and to combine your interests. Excellent minors for HR/Business majors include: Psychology, Sociology, or other areas of business like Economics, Finance, or Marketing. Please post your results in your myspace/blog/journal.

Accounting/Finance/Marketing --69%
HR/BusinessManagement --69%
Psychology/Sociology--50%
Physics/Engineering/Computer--44%
English/Journalism/Comm --44%
Nursing/AthleticTraining/Health --31%
Education/Counseling --31%
Religion/Theology --25%
Mathematics/Statistics --13%
PoliticalScience/Philosophy --0%
Visual&PerformingArts --0%

Hmm.. Looking at it, quite happy that I'm taking a course that suits me afterall... hahaz.. Now I know why I did not do well in JC... Cause all the Jc subjects are less than 50% !! Haiz.. I tink I'm a goner in philosophy and arts... Arghx... sad. sad.. Maybe those going to university can try out this quiz so that you will not regret doing the course.. hahaz.. All the best to those starting school in Aug 4th !!

Gone planning...

2008-07-26T20:26:00.007+08:00

Hmm...

" Time IS Money !! "

Is this true ? These few days seem to be very meaningless for me !!! Though didn't spent much, but still, had been wasting a lot of time !!

Wandering around like a headless chicken !!

Everything seems not right in place for me !! Go North ?? Go South ?? Maybe go NorthWest ? (hehez.. right, I think only u (Px) will understand !! )

But I find that "Time is Money" is never true !!

What I learnt is as below....

Have Time = No Money

Have Money = No Time

With U = Neither Time nor Money

(Rite, Cheezer ?? Sounds familiar )

Hohoho.. True ma ?? If you want Money, then U be busy working , working day and night..

If you want more time, then U have to stop work and there goes your Money... reducing at fast speed !!

Is there anyway to get both time and money ?? But no matter what you choose,

Be Happy is the best !! You must never regret the choice you've made..

You seem busy these few days... Great to see that you had been using your time to the fullest.. unlike me.. Be Happy always !!

Gone wandering...

2008-07-22T23:15:00.007+08:00

A Dream..

Hmm... These few days... "trapped" in a foreign land... made me know much more about my country !! (Isn't it a good sign ? ) hahaz... I had a new Dream !! My Dream is to become one of the above !! hahaz.. Nah... not a policeman in CID division (I'm scare of dead bodies !! hehez) ... BUT... A TRAFFIC POLICE !! Lookz how smart-looking they are ?? Riding around in their bike like THE DARK KNIGHT !! (OPpz.. Or maybe a white horse prince charming !! ) BROOM...BROOM... Off they go on to compete their duites !! Isn't this a very good occupation ?? hahaz...

But the best reason for my dream is same as those who dreamt to become a suscessful BusinessMAN,

a Famous Doctor---TO earn big buckz.. (right ?) But how can a public servant earn big buckz ?? hmm.. especially a traffic police ??

Let me show u how...

when they

EVOLVE

into

THis...

(DA-dang...)

Still as handsome as above, but much richer...

WA-kao... Today, I drove around a small neighbourhood to my uncle house... Just like driving from Ave 9 to Ave 5 like dat... KAo... Kena summon sia... it was only a 5 mins drive nia... While turning around a corner... A head suddenly popped out under the coconut tree... (This is worst than seeing a ghost) HAiz... kena stopped by a traffic police... REASON: I never buckle my safety belt !! (Wah Kao...) SI bei shuai sia.. Hmm...

He saw that I had a "P" liscence.

(A "P"liscence is a probation Liscence which is given to a driver for the firs 2 years.. mine left half year le... During this 2 years, cannot kena summons or violate the rules--which I always did !! ) So he knew that I will do anything to prevent my "P" liscence from being suspended... Guess what he says ??

"$100 , plz.. or.. hehez " ..

Haiz.. what to do ?? $100 lei.. but as usual... HOW can a business deal pull through--- without a --- BARGAIN ? hahaz.. I try $30 with him but he said he would rather give me a summon than to accept the $30 !! Wah... first time facing this situation... Someone actually refuse the money... so face with no choice... I gave him $50 (after showing him my wallet !! ) Hmm.. sad... sad... Off I go !!

A lesson Learnt :

" NEVER bring too much cash with you !!"

either kena robbed or pay summons.. What's the point ?? If you can get $50 from one vehicle.. See how much you can earned a day ?? WAH... RICH liao sia.. So this is MY dream !! HEHEZ... Nowadays, they become more clever le... always hide in places where many people commit fouls... SOMEMORE, hide under the coconut tree still can eat some durians sia.. ( hehez.. I smell it from his breath !! )

Gone eating Durians...

2008-07-20T21:50:00.005+08:00

想念。。。

美丽的日落，甜美却短暂。
有人可付出再多再多的，
只为了换取那下下的满足。
你的离去，范佛太阳下山。
何时才能再看到如此甜美的日落　？

爱都是开始得很美丽, 结束得没道理

（想想是很可惜）

也许该多陪陪你, 应该体谅你彷徨的情绪

可是我不停泊的行李,不确定的轨迹

明天会在那里 ?

而我没什么可给你

我只能让眼泪留在心底，面带着微微笑用力的挥挥手

祝你一路顺风

Gone away....

2008-07-15T23:50:00.002+08:00

Haiz... FROM the above pic, more likely you can guess what happen to me lately !! An uncle of mine had just passed away !! To be exact, he is my dad's elder brother !! He passsed away on MOn morning at 12.20 am... So I had spent my whole Tueday at the funeral parlour... burning inscense paper, fold them , eating peanuts !! Look like I will have to do that till FRiday ba... BUsy week indeed...

BUt one thing I learnt from this incident is that !!! I'm scare of GHOST !! hahaz... maybe not scare of them but... Aiya... duno la... or maybe I should be scare of them... My parents had not slept till mon night.. (and till now.. I'm blogging, but they still not home yet !! ) I was told by my cousin to do the "守夜" for tonite, so that my parents can come home and rest.... as a fillial child (of course I agree !!).. But my mum is finding lots of excuses to make me go home ?? I wondering why ?? SHe keeps saying that I will be scare during the night !!! SO am I really scare or should I be scare ?? Hmm.. A great secret for you all... I DON't dare to use the toilet alone !! (BEcause its located behind the funeral palour!)

EEeery....

2008-07-11T01:32:00.004+08:00

PhEw...

(They're beautiful, but will never last !! )

Phew... I almost lost this blogskin... I was changing the blog song(by grand advisor request !! his favourite !!) but accidentally delete something from the HMTL template... OMG... This cause my whole blog to screw up !! Look very messy instead... At that moment, I was like LOST ?? STUN ?? Although this blog skin is like not that nice, but it's like quite meaningful ?? hahaz... (maybe I just too lazy to change a new one ba !! hehez) But I spent the whole night fixing it !! I feel that it worth that amount of time, for some things, you just won't want to let it go that easily !!

Like people always say:

"Treasure IT before it's gone !!"

Hmm.. that's true... I lost once, this time almost lost... (Next time, I will sure win !! hahaz..) So must start to learn how to treasure everything around you. Even though you feel that you should not be in this competition, you must still give in all your best.

Treasure the time you have on stage,

Treasure the time your friends spent with you while you practice,

Treasure the support given by him wholeheartly !!

Who knows ?? These beautiful memories will be gone just like the above fireworks !! Boom..1..2..3..4..5..6..Gone in 6 seconds !!! Y feel sad over it ?? Enjoy in what you are doing ?? For what I think, I'm sure you can make wonders on that night !! You be beautiful... stunning... (hahaz.. just like the fireworks.. after that night, it be gone !! MUhahaz.. )

TREASURE IT !!

Gone finding treasures...

2008-07-09T00:57:00.007+08:00

Chef BOb

Hmm... Famous chef is out on show !! hahaz.. Finally, after many months of not cooking !! I'm back into the kitchen !! hahaz.. Using my golden knife !! Wearing my tall white chef hat !! Going to prepare the most delicious, tasty, colourful looking dish !! Known as the "RAINBOW After THE RAIN " !! hahaz...

There are many steps to start with: ( hahaz.. believe in me ? )

1. Always cook when your mum is not around !!
(hahaz.. Did you see any chefs bringing their mums to thier workplace ?? hahaz.. with mum around, they will always nag at you whether you are doing the right or wrong stuffs !! They will be there asap to see if you got dirty her kitchen !! hahaz.. so I started my cooking the moment she left the house !! hahaz..)

2.Be familarise with the surrounding !!
(hahaz.. I spent an hour just for searching the untensils, pots and pans before I can start cooking !! ARGHX... It's was so tiring !! hahaz.. But never give up so early !! )

3.READ instructions before you start cooking !!
(Hahaz... this step is something I forgot to do, causing me to waste half a packet of ingredients !! WAh.. very expensive... haiz.. )

4. Do what you want !! (DWUW !!)
(hahaz.. In cooking.. there is no rules.. do what you want.. at most you suffer from food -poisoning !! hahaz)

OK...ok.. with the above steps... hahaz.. ok for me to start on my "RAINBOW After THE RAIN " !! hahaz.. Although this dish may seem simple.. I tell U !! hahaz.. the more simple the dish, the harder to cook lor.. rite ?? hahaz.. okok.. let you all enjoy the pictures taken by photographer BOb. (hahaz... is his skills good ?)

Hmm.. 4.30pm in the afternoon !! Mum left house !!

Step 2: Get everything ready !!

DA..DANG !! Main ingredient for "RAINBOW After THE RAIN " !!

Found this half-eaten by my babygirl !! Y waste it ?? USe it it !! REUSE !!

Also found this in the fridge.. hahaz.. hope won't get food poisoning !!

MINCED "PORK" ?? Also can meh ??

Now you know Y at restaurant, you pay so much for little protion of food ?? Because the chef is eating and cooking at the sametime ma, so the portion left will be small !! hahaz..

Oppz.. I ate because there is leftover !! I'm INNOCENT !!

First Failed attemp !! hahaz.. I cook for 15 mins still like that.. thought that thing expired le , BUT heng sia.. I forget to stirr... That's what happen when we never read insruction !!

I dun have so much colours for a rainbow !! Luckily the smarties choc saved me !! hahaz.. The coloring on the chocolate blend into the jelly, making it beautiful !!

Yippe !! First batch of it is out le !! hahaz.. The satisfaction was unsayable !!

WATER-melon !! Gives it a crunchy taste !!

`WHAT you DOING ?` Out to steal my Secret Recipi ??

"RAINBOW After THE RAIN " !!

BUT

BUT

BUT

though beautiful...

But

BUT

BUT

HALF-DEAD !! Haiz.. lookz like I need to excerise more.. cooking for 2 hours can kill me sia !!

There I go AGAIN !! MUhahaz..
YUmmY JELLIES !!

OPpz...

Oppz...

Oppz...

LATE FOr MY FAVOURITE SHOW !!

"意难忘"

Hmm.. Although it was a tiring afternoon, but cooking is fun !! hahaz.. but worst of all is the clearing up !! I had messed up the whole kitchen !! OMG, Do you think I will escape from my mum's scoldings after she eaten my LOVELY "RAINBOW After THE RAIN " ?? :(

PICTURE of the day !!

Gone watching "意难忘"...

2008-07-01T23:19:00.003+08:00

Missing...missing...

What: A Grey-Black round shape THUMBDRIVE

Who: Owned by Ms Sheng Jiao

When: On Saturday afternoon

Where: Victim vividly remember she left it at TXY COmputer.

Why: Busying doing hui xun and chatting (Hmm.. chat with ? U-know-who ?)

How: I also duno how...

No one being suspected (So I guess she just purely misplace it nia)

Hmm.. Will you be sad if you lost something ?Losing something isn't as bad as losing someone... But no matter you lost something or someone, you will feel sad too... hahaz.. I pity her so I post up this 寻"东西"启示 . Hmm, anyone come acroos it, can you please return it to Sheng Jiao ?? hahaz.. It looks something like the above pic. (LIke u see, I just can't draw !! haiz..) Anyway, U might get something as a reward if you found it. (U see, both of them are best fren liao...) so.. HAPPY FINDING...

Gone searching...

2008-07-01T02:38:00.002+08:00

HIGH.. High.. high..

Although I'm dead drunk.. but still want to blog.. sounds funny ?? That's what Drunk people tend to do ba.. the more drunk they are, they sttill want to drink.. hahaz... ya ? Heard this song at a bar... sang by a 20-odd teenager.. He is quite good-looking, dress decently BUT a horrible singer (I can say that, though I'm drunk !) But I still listen on for I really pity him... He sang out the feel of this song... Listening to it, dono y.. suddenly become emo le.. then drink more. (I Guess this is one of the marketing strategy ba, set such song to make people drink more..) hmm.. I suddenly pondered about one of my fren problem, thinking of what should he do ?? For this problem had fall on many people around me (hor, my king ?) , soon it might be on me too.. so I hoping to find a solution before it befalls on me !!

Senario:

Within few days before the application for a university course closed, he took a sudden interest in one of the course. He tried his luck and apply for it. Although they are some strong competitors fighting for it, he still managed to get his course. However, after studying it for a year, he find that no matter how much he loves the course, his grades still does not shows. The dean of the faculty gave him 2 weeks to consider his choice before the final year exam. He had a few choices (That's made things difficult !!)

1. He continue on to pursue his dream course . (But will it be a happy ending ?)

2. He should repeat his year . (But the process will be tiring)

3. Change the course for find another one which he likes. ( Forgo the tree, go for forest ?)

hey those come to my blog, can help my fren out ? which one should he go for ? OKokok... Now back to drunk mode.. hahaz.. writing some rubbish for u to think about.

“爱上你是一个错？”

This song had anwsered this. (So don't feel sorry at all !! ) So this song shall replace the old one. wait till I find a better one to replace this new song. hahaz.. Why isn't there any course like "Managing LOVE" ? Isn't it something worth studying ?? LOVE is something so wierd.. Is like half of the population is trying to be in love, while the other half of it are trying to divorce ?? The market will always de there... When love finish, what will happen ?? Hmm.. I shall end this post by this sentence. Enjoy this song.. Think about the above problem.. If you are still bored.. try to use HUANLIN's theory.. maybe you get a different solution ?? hehez..

追一个人，再辛苦，也不比维持一段感情来得辛苦。

http://www.aiting.com/MusicData/Lyrics/4280.Html (lyrics of this song)

2008-07-01T02:07:00.003+08:00

Drunk...

Yoyoyoz... Today went to catch this movie with my blog grand advisor Mr LEw.. hahaz.. Is like two guys roaming at causeway point like headless chickens !! We really don't know what can we do with 2 guys. No singing, No arcadeing, Finish eating... bored till death... Maybe I already adapt to this situation le ba.. Everytime also one or two ppl outing nia.. when this one free, the other not free !! hahaz.. At least 2 is better than one ba, I guess ?? This movie is like the cheaper version of HANCOCK !! But this movie is seriously

STUPIG till FUNNY !! hahaz.. quite good for destressly, but if U are those serious type.. you will be get those jokes and will find it nice... People like me... bored till death de.. then can try watching... hahaz.. Hmm.. waiting for HANCOCK... anyone planning to watch ??

Anyway, tonite is also quite meaningful ! I had my first drink with my dad !! WOW... hahaz.. after watching that movie, I reached home at around 12.30am (0030 hours)... Woke my dad up to fetch me, but he told me that he will had a hard time going back to sleep again !! Feeling bad, (hehez) I offer him to go drink (but more like I want to go sia)... We drove to a bar and Whee... happy till now.. Since I can still blog, this means I can hold my liquoer quite well, cause I drink quite a bit.. We finished 2 big jugs of CARLBERG !! Phew... Why is my mouse moving ?? Where the "ENTER" key ?

Gone Blablablabubukuku...

2008-06-28T03:13:00.009+08:00

Bang...

Ouch.. I had my ass kissed today... for the first time in my life ?? I can say it wasn't that good feeling afterall... := (

hahaz... Yup... not that I got molested(if it was me, then maybe this post was posted by my sis liao) but my poor car kena... very sad leh... hahaz... Today, I got my 1st accident !! hahaz..

Should I be happy about it ? Today afternoon at around 3pm in the afternoon... I took my dad's car and went go a spin around neighbourhood... Happily as ever... as free as ever... but such thing spoilt my mood...

I was approaching a T-junction when the traffic light was turning red !! A taxi in front of me braked out of a sudden (when

I thought it were knock yellow lamp,

闯黄灯 !)... wah sianz... I never liked such situation... but as usual... I slammed on my brake too... Ahh... wah, I was heng sia... I managed to stop a few inches of her ass... Phew, I feeling so relieved.. but all this take place in a split second (or maybe got 3-5s)...

*kaboom*

I was jerked forward, with my head bang into the steeringwheel, like what always happened in T.V !! (Hmm.. wow...

now I know what happens in T.v show is true de sia. ) hahaz.. NOT that I hurt from the pain but I was actually quite thrilled and excited at that time... hahaz... Many things run through my mind ...

NOT thoughts like: "Will I die ?", "What will happen IF I died ?", "Will I have one more day to live? or will I die on the spot? "...

But thoughts like: "How badly will my car's ass be kissed? ", "HOw much can I claim for this ? 100 ? 200 ? Wow, money !! ", "Will the idiotic driver be a chio bu ? Hehe.. got excuse to get hp no sia"(wah.. this thought come to me when I writing this post, I not that tico lah !!)

hehez.. sounds interesting ? hahaz.. There's more coming up... read on..

MUST NOT be stress when faced with an accident.

Must be as funny as him !!

(Be HaPPy till the end)

OK.. Back to the incident... hahaz... Guess who was the driver ?? (Will it really be a chio bu ? ) But if you think so, then you be very wrong... It was just a OLD MALAY man !! OMG... I really HATE it sia... not because he was a male and not a chio bu... haiz.. Y still I hate him ?? You will know later ba,

hope so... hahaz... He stepped out of his car, with a big smile... but not sweet de lor... so fake sia... but it still soften my heart a little bit !! ( maybe I won't ask for $100 or $200, but maybe... $98 or $198 ?? ) hahaz.. that smile save him a few dollars... He started to talk to me... examine my ass, (oppz.. I mean my car's boot ), strokeing it gently (seeing how bad the scratches are ?)... and GUESS what am I doing at the side ?? TRYING VERY HARD TO COMMUNICATE AND UNDERSTAND !! BECAUSE He spoke to me in MALAY... OMG... that's the worst part... No matter how good I can talk.. just can't do it in MALAY... he doesn't understand English too... wah... sibei sian... I so pai sehx lor... so many people looking at us... wah... in the end... we do wat things the "MONKEY WAY" !! hahaz.. super efficient... Just like 2 monkeys at the roadside playing with paper and pen... with much "wu wu arh arh" and handsigns.. I managed to get his hp no and address... haiz...

That's about it le ba.. my dad called him when I reached home and they talked in that LOCAL language, which I don't understand at all... Since my dad never beats me up.. look like the old malay man is gonna to pay up ba... hahaz.. poor guy indeed... hahaz... Luckily he was just driving a small wagon... CAN imagine if he was a lorry driver ?? I be gone... Those who are getting license now... hehez... hope you can drive properly... BEWARE !!

hahaz.. :) It's my first time !! hahaz

Gone watching movie..

2008-06-27T00:17:00.006+08:00

Good Sleep ??

*YAWNzz* Just wake up from sleep ? ? just a short nap of an hour or so... Phew.. these few days had been quite busy with schools and work... Let's talk about schooling first. I think I am getting very crazy, or maybe INSANE !! During my journey in NYJC, all my math grade were like U and S and E ??? But yet I am thinking of taking up accountancy degree sia.. just because people said that you can earn big buckz after taking it... thus, I'm been thinking about it lately. AM I REALLY CRAzY ?? Haiz.. Wanted to take business but kena scolded by my mum. But what she said quite make sense too. She said:" Business need to study de meh ? What you need is capital(money) so that you can hired a team for good workers to help you out ? " With money, you can hired a team of people who took accounting, management, finance, business and bla bla bla... so if you know everything, might as well be one-man show ?? Or on the other hand, without that much of capital, you think it is so easy to start a business ?? Will your business be successful at the first try ?? How much risk must you take ?? aiyo, so I think it's better to take something with a fix pay... safer... *headache sia* but I really think that I'm crazy... :(

Work is worst... stress by my ex-boss to go back into the donation industry... During the past week, he gave a 3 calls le to ask me about it !! IS MONEY more important or your CONSCIOUS more important ?? haiz.. stress yet broke... Is there any better paying jobs available ?? :(

MONEY without CONSCIOUS = SAD :(

CONSCIOUS without MONEY = SAD:(

MONEY with CONSCIOUS = HAPPY:)

with U = very HAPPY (so Iguess U are better than the above)

With so much stress and worries... HOW to HAVE a GOOD sleep ?? Aiyayaya... Looks like the days are getting more and more bored.. I want to go out play... but nobody leh... All the guys pangsei me and go play in the jungle, all the girls go shopping at the SGS, all young boys and girls go school, aunties and uncles busy with housework !! Suddenly feel that the world bocomes so busy while I'm so free. Days at home are plainly EAT:SLEEP:DRINK:EAT:SLEEP:DRINK:EAT:SLEEP:DRINK... & SHIT....

VERY healthy indeed...

Gone eat, sleep, drinking...

2008-06-18T01:10:00.005+08:00

NICE STORY

Yoyoyoz.. with this post up, the post on "629 25" (decode it ba)will be gone and kept in the archives... hahaz.. like what renyuan had said... someday still can read de... so I decided to keep in my archives and hope some days in the future, will still able to read it again. Back to a normal mode... living life to the fullest is the most important... hahaz... so many things lie ahead of me, waiting for me to do... which one should I do first ?? hmm... hahaz... maybe I can just start on a new story ?? hahaz... Laugher is something money cannot buy... so we must learn to accept the outcome and use laugher to conquer the sadness... Always remenber that:

"Life is short, why don't live it happily ? "

Anyway, I just got a question for you ?? A question that I can't really figure out the answer ! You asked me this: " How did you celebrate her birthday ? " on the bus to baoguan.... Y her ?? Y not others ?? Is it just a random name that come to your mind ?? What are you really thinkingat the moment ?? Can you give me an answer ??

hehez.. Like all TV shows, the ending is for you to decide... hehez.. who is the her ?? maybe the will be an upcoming part2 soon.. so do stay tune to http://www.smartkoh89.blogspot.com/ for more excitings series !! hahaz...

Gone laughing...

2008-06-16T21:54:00.004+08:00

Beautiful ENDing

分手不流泪,并不代表爱很浅，

而是懂得如何怀念彼此。

我会放弃,并不代表不再爱你，

而是懂得。。。

2008-06-09T23:36:00.001+08:00

Longing for this day to come,
Hoping this scene will not appear !!

A picture means a thousand words !! Got the meaning of this picture ?? What a nice song to go along !!

2008-06-05T10:41:00.000+08:00

Woo~~ Whee~~

Am I dreaming ??

Omg, found this picture in my phone !!! Did I took this picture with them ?? Don't they look CUTE ?? Wonder how have they been ?? hmm.. have to go down and work le... update again later !! Haiz.. today last day of work... going to be jobless again soon !!! Eh, anyone want to work in IT Fair during the 12th june to 15th june ??

Gone working...

2008-05-30T00:55:00.002+08:00

If an apple a day, keeps the doctor away !!

THEN

THEn

THen

Then

then

SHALL

Give

the

WHOLE

APPLE TREE

!!!!

Eh, Is your sore throat getting better ?? Got see doctor ma ?? Heez....

2008-05-29T03:23:00.003+08:00

Lonely Night !!

Tossing around in bed !! Listening to mosqitoes flying around !! (Yet lazy to kill them..) How worst can such a sleep be ?? I don' t hope for any sweet dreams, but Y can't nightmares come to me ?? The last nightmare that come to me was like so long ago le !! Arr.. But no matter wat.. Just can't sleep !!! Maybe today too tired ?? Too tired till can't sleep ?? haiz... Don't why, I happen to hear this song and it seem very nice... so changed my blog song !! How was it ??

老情歌 by呂方
曲：陳耀川詞：李安修

我只想唱這一首老情歌
讓回憶再湧滿心頭
當時光飛逝已不知秋冬
這是我唯一的線索
人說情歌總是老的好
走遍天涯海角忘不了
我說情人卻是老的好(hehez.. langu?)
曾經滄海桑田分不了
我只想唱這一首老情歌
願歌聲飛到你左右
雖然你不能和我常相守
但求你永遠在心中
我只想唱這一首老情歌
讓往事迴盪在巧P
啊事到如今已無所可求
這是我僅有的寄托

Hope you like it too...

2008-05-28T23:28:00.013+08:00

Tough Day at Home !!

Haiz.. I had not been working for the past 3 weeks le.. Haiz.. Isn't it bad ?? Maybe this is a good sign for at least I'm at a SMOKE-FREE environment for 3 weeks le.. (Wow.. Feel so healthy !!) But should I go back to that company ?? Last night, the Towkay Reece called me and ask if I am interested to join back the company !! Haiz.. I had a laugh when I heard about the new project-- Instead of helping the Little BEE Childcare Centre, they are now helping some EX-OFFENDERS !! hahaz.. Again , we had to go around asking for donations... hahaz... (Thinking of that, I really missed those flower-selling aunties out Si Ma Lu Guan Yin Miao, for they always help me gather donations de !!) Halo, aunties.. If you happen to come to my blog !! hahaz.. Haiz.. Must I really want to go back to work ?? I feel real BAD taking part of people's donation as my pay !! Haiz.. Should I ?? (Heez, although I damn sure I can earn alot if I continue, but can money compensate for the many sleepless nights ??)

Got work also stress... No work also stress... But staying at home is the MOST STRESSFUL de... The pile of housework can really kill a guy !!! WAH... From mopping, to sweeping, to making bed, to washing clothes, to cooking, to cleaning windows !!!! Wah... DEAD !! JUSt SO DEAD !! While typing words for this post, can really feel my back ache, hands shivering... Today was the worst !!!

Let you see some pictures, maybe you know what really killed me !!

GARDENING !!

The "Great Wall" of Johor !!

A powerful weapon! Almost killed me! Tell you why later!

CJ7 ? It used to be a yellow cautus, but after my care..

Buffet for mosqitoes !!!

Before starting work... Still happy sia...

During work... Shag...

After work... (How can a dead take photo of himself ?)

LOOK CAREFULLY

Open eyes big big.

Homeground for them...

V

ll
v

Your Friendly Neighbourhood LIZARD-man.

(But I killed it, since you don't like them !)

Omg, its twin is after me !!

That was a SCARY incident ?? Haiz.. But I did finish up my job !! (for I very responsible de lor, right ?) hahaz.. My job was to spray the whole "GREAT Wall" of Johor clean... Both inside and outside... That took up my whole afternoon... Oh ya, I was almost killed by the WATER MONSter...
After connecting all the wires, pipes to the water monster, I on the machine without holding on to the sprayer... The high jet sprayer wriggled up, down, left, right... spraying water everywhere... Guess what am I doing ?? Playing wrestling with the sprayer..
I managed to pin it down, Only when my mummy switched off the machine !! Wah.. damn pai sehx lor.. kena scolding for dirtying the whole garden !!! haiz... What have I become ??

2008-05-25T22:53:00.004+08:00

Last Post of you ??

Hmm.. congrats that you have make it through the maze.. like you have said, the dog pic is cute, so are you.. then maybe the best way out is to put another post ba. Nothing much to say, but just hope that in the future when you encounter another problem, be like what you are in the photo.. so happy and cheerful !!! hahaz... You happy, He happy, Everyone happy !!! I jove happy endings...

Hmm.. maybe my blog visitor's count will shoot up super fast because of this photo(YOU) !! hahaz.. so if got more, dun 4get to send me !! hahaz..

Gone ENJOYING...

2008-05-25T02:36:00.010+08:00

(Although sad, U still look very cute !! )

When friendship and love collide,

both will suffer.

Friendship and love can be very sweet, unique and memorable when they are both left alone on their own. But when put together, much efforts from either party must be put together in order for a fairytale to begin. Don't be sad of the misunderstanding for it might make both of you understand each other better !! Always look on the bright side...

Gone emoing..

2008-05-05T01:52:00.003+08:00

A SIlly Mistake !!!

hehez... quite a busy day so let you all to have some nice photo to see !! It was a monday night, so 3 of us (Me, Andy, Tsung Wei) went Kbox at orchard to sing and get rid of the monday blues... hahaz... Although we 3 guys had a great time singing, the funny incident happen after that... so I shall skip the singing part and go straight to the ending !! hahaz.. We ended our session at 11.30 at cineleisure and we rushed to the Mrt station just to find the there is no more trains to Woodlands. We rushed to the bustop and to our shock, the last bus 190 had ended its last service at 11.50, and we are already 11.58 when we reached the bustop. Tsing Wei went off in a cab, while we 2 decided to wait for the LEGENDARY NIGHT RIDER !! hahaz... Thinking the the Night rider will only starts it's service at 12 midnight, so by the time it reached orchard, it will be around 12.30am ?? so we waited... when 12.30am reached and no night rider was seen, we thought they might be a jam someway so the bus delayed... so we continue to wait on till 1.15am... hahaz... 1hr 15 had passed... during this period of time, we did many funny things cause there was noone at the bustop ma... AT 1.30am, I suddenly had the urge to call Tsung Wei, and found out that he was about to sleep at home liao, yet we still waiting for the LEGENDARY bus... He helped us checked the net and told us something CRUCIAL !!!

"There will be a total of seven NR services - NR 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, and 8 which will operate on Fridays, Saturdays and eves of Public Holidays. "

Omg, guess no need to say on liao... Just share a cab and rush home !!! Most expensive K-box trip !! $28 (k-box) + $14 (Taxi) = $42 !!! haiz... :(

Here are the photos:

The Road behind Takashimayaa... Clean ??

At 12.30 am !! Where are all the buses ??

Is the electronic bus display board also spoilt le ?

Eyes filled with hopes !!!

At 1.00am !! Si Bei sianz liao... Gone Crazy ??

Is she laughing at our stupidity ?? "Rarr...Woof "

It's not safe for such a pretty girl to be out so late ?

Right ?

"My Grandfather made de !!" shouted Andy !!

"Takashimayaa is over there !!! "

Hehez... any comment ??

Now.... PiCTURE OF THE DAY !!!
BELOW

BELOW

"Da-Dang !! Man of the day !!"

Gone laughing...