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♥ Friday, January 25, 2008



WORK



Stress !!! Stress !! Stress !! Lots of stress !! LOT OF STRESS !!!



Harlo, everybody... It's been a very long time since I had blogged.. hahaz.. This is because I had been working at Singapore Press Holdings (SPH) for the past 2 weeks for a chinese new year project held by the marketing department to celebrate SPH 85th anniversary. (hmm.. should be 85 years ba, maybe I had remember wrongly.. oppx) Basically, we had to report at sph at 9am each day and work till 7pm to 8pm... We had to call 168 contestants each day (total 1800 people) to inform them that they had won themselves a chance to spin a lucky wheel to win fantastic prizes. Furthermore, we had to take down thier address so we can send them an official winning letter. Can we imagine saying the same things for 56 times a day for 2 weekx... OMG.. I can't imagine myself doing that too lor.. but it's finally over.. hahaz..


This working experience is full of disappointment, joy, laughter, happiness, anger and many, many more different feelings.. I start work with LEONG ZHIYI, WANG SIMIN.. HUI FOON joined us in the 2nd week when our supervisor realised that we 3 people can never finish the work in time... hahaz.. the first week was quite terrible as I get alot of scoldings... (NOT by my supervisor, but by LEONG zy) He was very serious and hardworking when doing his job.. So he keeps on rushing, swearing and scolding me to keep calling for the whole day lor !! I really want to sha his pigu lor.. can't stand him sia.. but for the 2nd week.. everything change... GUESS why ?? hahaz... THE APPEARANCE of Ms Hui Foon... This Leong ar... remained hardworking and calm in front of hui foon.. yet become FIRECE and RUDE when she did not appear for work.. Right, simin ? hahaz.. So everynight, i prayed that hui foon will appear the next day so Mr Leong will be tamed... hahaz.. The POWER of a beauty is great.. IT CALMZ an ANGRY man/boy DOwn.. hahaz...


We met(heard) many different types of people through the phone... hahaz.. some old.. some young.. we do made call to inform some winners who is as young as 5 years old lor.. An auntie once ask me if she can use an new born baby's birthcert to participate in the competition so the baby did not have an ic.. wah.. such people also have.. hahaz.. They are some people who refused to believe me... Do I sound like a cheater who cheats old people's money ?? hahaz.. slap them sia... hahaz.. A frequent question asked by the aunties and uncles was "May I know you are ?" !! I came out with many different names like: John, Bob, Xiang Feng and even DUREX... hahaz... I should had called myself balloon.. pattern.. baby.. face.. But after the 2 weekz.. this is the name list...


Huan Lin--Bob
Zhi Yi-- Johnaton Leong (taufiq will ne much better)
Hui Foon-- SPH de JOLIN
Simin-- hahaz... ella, selina...

hahaz... nice names hor.. ??? :)


Now.. Pictures Time.. Hope your eyes did not get blur after reading the long wordy paragraph..

The pictures are :

I think this is the week before we started work.. We celebrated Leong's birthday at pizzahut.. hahaz.. you see, we had to eat well before we work hard.. Just like your dad had to fill up his car at a petrol station before each journey ma..



Our First Meal at Singapore Press Holdings.. A big feast Hor.. Multi-racial foods... hahaz..




This is simin.. hahaz.. Don't be deceived by her smile.. actually quite tough.. can you see the list of names on her table.. that's the list which we need to call daily... OMG.. I know almost everywhere in singpore le as I had written many addresses sia...




While simin is busying calling.. hehez.. we are busying eating cuttlefish... Luckily we never kena fried cuttlefish lor...


Is this toiletpaper dispencer cool ? It contains 2 rolls sia.. but only after you use finish 1 roll, then only you can move the cover over to use the next roll... Toilet is the best place to slack as Leong will then leave you alone when you are in the toilet... hahaz...

Luckily, leong never see me taking this photo sia.. If not, he will surely blew his top off lor.. Somemore HUi Foon is not around at the time... Phew... hahaz..



Funny expressions of JOHNATON Leong.. hahaz.. What is he thinking ???


Hmmm.... hoho... Aren't they sweet ? hahaz... Leong has the ability to play(toy) woth girls.. hahaz.. I never notice that... hahaz... That's a happy LEONG...



Oh ya...We went back to work during sunday, when noone is at the offices.. hahaz.guess what we do.. WORK ??? hahaz... OF COURSE play lah... although we are paid 1.5 times higher that the normal pay....


If I know that I looked so cool in Boxers (Boxing Gloves).. I should have taken up boxing as a sports.....


We can even staged an opera.. sure damn nice.. Sorry, for placing the masks wrongly after use... hahaz.. I also forgotten the series le... hahaz...



I found this cup somewhere around in the office.. hahaz.. Dunno where it resemble boobies or a fat ass.. hahaz....


Last of all... hahahz... Leong's hotpick... Ms hui foon.. always acting cute in front of cameras.. hahaz.. oppz.. jkjk.. she's abit lonely this few years..( you see, old le ma..)

Any guy interested ? You can send me your details and I will pass to her for selection.. Who know you might be the lucky one ?? hahaz...


OKOK... that's all for tonite.. hahaz.. A very big "Thank You" to you 3 friends.. really enjoyed working with you people.. you had made the 2 weeks so fun and meaningful for me..

To Leong: You had been a great working partner.. all the best in your next job.. hahaz.. If i were a boss next time, i sure hire you de, coz you so harkworking.. hahaz..

To simin: you ar.. signed on for 6 months.. hahaz.. hope you will enjoy in doing what you are doing now.. must take care of yourself hor.. hahaz...

To huifoon: hmm.. going overseas to study le sia.. hahaz. confirm more lonely cause we will be be there le.. hahaz.. you too must take care hor.. eat more ba... hahaz.. I will send you the details if they ar appliants..bleah...

To me: hahaz... erm .. what should i say ?? Hmm.. me hardworking and responsible, but they are still more hardworking and responsible than me... :( sianz... hahaz...


Gone celebrating..


♥ Angel vs Devil
1:59 PM

♥ Friday, January 11, 2008



Faith




The nicest RAINBOW always appear after a heavy DOWNPOUR !!!

Hmm... I shall be writing this paragraph just for you only!! I don’t even know if you will come to visit my blog even though you had asked for it!! But hope you will understand what’s I am trying to bring to you!! It’s ALL FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!! (Sounds familiar, hahaz...) I find that there are many things which I can’t really bring out to you… Also don’t know why… But I can say: Have faith in yourself!!

Although you may have heard many “negative” things about it, do not make your decision too harshly!! Maybe you will understand better through this little example from me—

Every morning, you walked the same boring, tired & long-distance pathway from the MRT to your school… Although there is a dark alley (DARK, EREEY, DIRTY) which allows you to walk much lesser, you dare not try to walk through it, cause the alley looks scary!! But one day, you decided to step off into the darkness as you are sick of walking the same path to school everyday!! Many People around you discouraged you from walking to school via that dark alley, because they fear it will endanger you!! They did that because they really care for you !! (Not much comments on it…)

However, all I can say is that the dark alley may not look that bad after all… Things will have changed since the moment you’ve decided to step into it!! It’s seemed like MAGIC!! The dark alley will turn into a beautiful street with colorful lightings, music, decorations just like Orchard just because you chose to walk through it!! Who knows you will even fall in love with it as you like the TRILLS and EXCITEMENTS that alley is able to provide you?? You should place more faith in yourself since you had already proceeded on!! Feel it yourself… Most important of all is that you must be HAPPY with it !! Take Care…

As a friend, you will have all my support no matter which path you choose!! All the best!! Hahaz…


Gone SWEETING….


♥ Angel vs Devil
12:47 AM

♥ Wednesday, January 9, 2008



Venturing into foreign land 2

Oh yes... finally comes to the 2nd episode of my Kl trip with some dudes !! hahaz.. Nowasday, everyday work, Work, WOrk, WORk, WORK !!! haiz... life becomes so meaningless !! We should have spent more time to go on holidays, as it will always be fun !! hahaz... This entry will be the day when they woke up from my house till they stepped foot into the hotel room !! Although we whole jouney and other processes took ONLY up to half a day, the JOKERS & CLOWNS (hehez) makes so many fun things and stunts till I've to split the day into 2 to 3 entries for a day of tour !! Well-done !!


Day 2: Rise AND Shine... At 7.00am..

Which 18 year old teenage would be in the right mind to CRAWL out of his bed then ?? Thus, I'm a normal biy who wants nothing but just some peaceful sleep !! YET let's see what he was doing ???



Someone is jumping around the bed holding the pillow doing some kind of TRIBAL DANCE at 7.30am ? SIAO ?? This "PATTERN" must have too much water in his head le ba...















Worst of all, He started to beat those who are still sleeping !! Haiz... poor me... People "dance WITH beat" !! He "dance & beat" !! :(













After being beaten BADLY by "PATTERN", we took turns to bath !! 30 mins JUST FOR BATHING !! Wow... but 5 guys lei, of coz take longger time !! After shower, we then make our way to the bus terminal to get our tickets to K.l ... Again, "Baby"(T.W) was complaining non-stop... Eg : Bus setting off to late ? Whether the food is clean ? Got rats and xiao qiang's family ? and many, many more... ( I bet his hair got turn white after going to K.l due to over-stressing !!!) :) hahaz...


We had tea, bread and pork porridge( first PORK dish we ate in Johor)....



Presenting you the TRIBAL DANCER: Mr Pattern and his assistant: Mr Face















Mr Beck-HAM (chunho) drinking tea in the OLD MAN's style !!

















Mr Baby(tsung wei) feels that it's much easier to eat the bread when flatten !! hope his fist is not hurt after flattening one of it !!









After the breadfast, we set off for the 4 hours bus ride !! hahaz.. Of course there will be lots of nice photos taken for this bus ride lah !!! Our Mr PATTERN aka videoman had been secretly taking lessons from the great, muscular, charming, clever, man : Lew Hong Yao, for the past 2 years !! Here are the photos he took during the bus ride !!




Haiz.. again this 2 people !! They damn GAY lor... hahaz...

















Chun Ho looks sian !! Maybe I should ask CARMEN along next time !!

















Always eyes BIG BIG to look for things to complain !!!















Next up: after 2.5 hours on the bus !! HOHOHOhohoho...



SLEEPING IN STLYE !! Commando style !!
















TRYING to sleep the same way as Tsung Wei but FAILED !! (no wonder he not in commando)















Dreaming of CARMEN !!















Finally reach the hotel !! We stayed at Federal Kuala Lumpur Hotel !! Nice place !! Rm287.50 per night !! wow.. hahaz... At first we were given Room424 sia... wah... the no. itself dosen't seem right so I request for a change to 943 instead !! hahaz... I and Chun Ho go deal with the check-in while Tsung wei, Brandon and joseph waited at the lobby !! hahaz.. Look what they were doing




Tsung Wei: "Hahaz.. I'm the only commando here !! So I should sit alone !!"
















Taking photo with a commando is so COOL.....

















But when this guy came !!!


Tsung Wei : "Haiz.. Cannot make it !!"














after checking in, we went for lunch ....


It's much better to be called Mr TeppanYaki than Mr Balloon !!

















Bion... Good Food ?? Enough for you to try out for the entire week !!!

















Beef ? Chicken ? Duck ? Pork ? Salmon ? Prawns ? Sotongs ? Wah.. so many... Which one shall I eat ?












OK... this shall be the end of episode 2 !! there will be more to come in the next few days !! Do drop by and visit !! Tag often !! hahaz... oh ya, I heard Pattern ( Brandon) and Face (Josh) are trying to sell the photos of our K.L trip for $10 per cd !! Please buy from them… Support the orginal, Don’t go for Pirated goods(photos from my blog) !!


Best Photo Award !!








King Of Gambling 2008 !!













Gone sleeping...


♥ Angel vs Devil
12:30 AM

♥ Monday, January 7, 2008



VeNtUrInG Into FOREIGN LAND


HARlo.... People !! Chum sia... so long never update le !! Viewing rates have been dropping !! These few days very busy !! Busy celebrating, working and playing !! hardly any time left for blogging !! SOORRY !! Do come back and vist the next few days !! hahaz.. These few entries will mainly be on the K.L trip with 4 of my classmates (Chun Ho, Tsung Wei, Brandon Ang and Joseph Heng) !! We are the pioneer batch to leave Singapore to K.L to play !! These shall be the first destination !! We be going for Thailand during March as discussed !! Registration will be open during mid-feb... Anyone interested ?


Basically, we planned to meet at Kranji Mrt at 7.30pm on firday nite, but as usual, for teens, ALWAYS LATE !! They ended up reaching the singapore custom only at 10pm.. they took 2.5 hrs for a 15 mins bus ride !! OMG...All due to the soccer boy's fault !! hahaz... Please be beware of him !! next time: All outings will be 1 hr earlier for him cause he sure will be late somehow !! hahaz.. oppx...


Upon stepping onto malaysia, we went for some food !! Soccer Boy was then known as " THE COMPLAIN KING of singapore" !! He complained so much lor.. hahaz.. but is ok since he used to be like that already !! hehez.. We had some nice delicacies, pluz a STUPIG...LOUSY...DISGUSTING...YUCKY plate of Ikan Bakar !! It spoilt our mood totally and my reputation !! Shit...just because we ordered for the YOU-KNOW-WHo !! haiz... sad...


Chun Ho smiling at a bowl of SUP KAMBLING ( mutton soup ) !! Maybe he thought it was a female sheep then !! hahaz.. no la, the soup is nice de lor, right ?








Even the NO 1 Complain KING (Tsung Wei) is smiling !! Wow... the food must be damn good !! Joseph is so greedy... won't even want to put down his finger-food to take a good pic !!! GREEDY Josh !!











After supper, we went to get our bus tickets, followed by coming to my house.. these are the following pictures !!









So full and tired after a day !! But HAPPY !!










I think they first time seeing a red toilet !! hahaz... That's why they so high, so rush in to take a picture with my toilet !! Oh ya, we did spent alot in toilets during our trip !! It costed RM 1 per entry for 5 guys !!












Hahaz... More exciting a coming !! Although we are tired, the night is still young !! How can we waste our time sleeping ?? So we make our way to the nearby Pub ( Moving Train) to have a drink !! We order 8 bottles of carlsberg and henliken to drink ( costs around RM 140 ) !! Best of all, we met 2 new friends which Chun Ho and Brandon loves !!





First time to pub and get entertained by girls !! Feel weird and nervous yet curious !! So we feel that it's better to smile throughout the whole night !!














CHEERS for our friendship !!

Oh ya, we were also given names by the 2 girls ( Carmen & Xiao Xuan ) !!

See Below !!










Brandon--Pattern

ChunHo--Beck-HEM

TsungWei--BABY

Joseph--FACE

Me--BALLOON :(













Oppz... ChunHo got the better one !! Sianz.... NONO... Haiz... Her name is CARMEN !! Maybe chun ho had fallen for her !! OMG.. cause Carmen kept standing beside Chun, touching Chun's Shoulder the whole nite !!

But LOOKING AT TSUNG WEI !! Muhahaz....












We left the place at 2 am.. Both the girls ask us to go back to find them some other days !! But there's so many pubs around Johor, why bother going back to the same one ?? hahaz... A good horse never eats the grass it had tasted before !!


We went home half-drunk !! So we did so EXTRAORDINARY things !!







EMO-ING with Boxer on only !!!


















Fighting over a SPONGE BOX square pant's boxer !!

















Paradeing around with boxer on !! GUESS Who so daring ?? hahaz...




































Someone loves Marine !! Cause he is plaing with my dolphin !! (you should go navy instaed of COMMANDO) This dolphin has been with me since young , feeding on large amount of my saliva !! hahaz.. yet he's playing with it !! So disgusting !! Placed at that place somemore... Awww...





SLEEPING with it !! wow.... so Sweet !!

































Oh... This marks the end of day 1 !! 2 guys on a bed sharing a small blanklet !! They seemed to be happy with each other's accompany !!! OH ya... Almost forget something ...




Both of them did share the same Dream !! DREAMING OF CARMEN !!! :)

♥ Angel vs Devil
12:44 AM