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♥ Tuesday, April 22, 2008



Feeling UN-Well




I fallen sick today !! haiz... Today woke up at 6.30am in order to reach my workplace early but I felt my head super heavy... I only felt that my face was burning hot when I was about to wash my face... haiz... I running a high fever sia.. Haiz... Although I felt quite terrible at that moment... I still fell asleep with a wet handkerchief over my face !! (Luckily, I did not suffocate sia... ) My mum woke me up at 9.00am, and forced me to see a doctor... But I want my sleep !! hahaz... Due to my mum's continuous NAGGING... Look like I did not have much choice but to obey, so I went to see the doctor. Wah... The consultation fee is a BIG BOMB !! $58 sia... but I was given a lot of medicines, some colorful pills and 2 bottles of syrup !! The pills do not look as appealling as their colours... SO BITTER !!! yuckz.. But the syrup is tasty... SO SWEET !!! hahaz... The syrup so funny de... drink liao makes me so sleepy... wonder what it contains... hahaz... so effective... so I been sleeping the whole day... hahaz... I just took a sip before blogging... Thus... I gonna... gonna... ZzZzZz... Very soon !!


Guess I got this fever by daily exposure to the rain and sun... hahaz.. These few days... the weather can be very hot, or very cold suddenly... (Eh, you do take care of yourself hor, so won't fall sick like me !! ) HAIz... doing field work is so terrible... hahaz... but at least I get a day off... but I think my boss will be super angry... hahaz... The past few days' sales is so sucky... everyday less then $50... haiz... Duno how to face them tomorrow sia... Phew...
Haiz... I can see that I gonna be more busy In the upcoming days...

Gone...S.L.E.E.P.I.N.G...

♥ Angel vs Devil
10:33 PM

♥ Thursday, April 17, 2008



JOB
1st step: Introduction
hahaz... Basically, I have to do a short intro of myself when approaching any strangers... After that, I must then practise the S.E.X factor... Guess what is it ?? hahaz... It's SMILE, EYE-CONTACT & X-CITEMENT !! Therefore, the person listening to you will feel more comfortable and willing to listen to you... Thus makes it much easier for then to fall into your trap !! Muhahaz...
2nd step: Short Stories
KISS and not KILL
(Keep in short and simple, not keep i long and lor--so)
3rd step: Presentation
Show them the lisence and the brochure ! Let them know what's happening before dying !!!
4th step: Close
Close the deal by asking them to donate !!
5th: Rehash
ASK FOR MORE !!
The above five steps is what I had learnt during my first day at work. Sounds professional ?? hahaz... They told me that we are most likely to do charity events and many others... but since the start of my work, had been on this project. This charity project is to help a child-care centre called "Little Bee", at Tampines. So we formed teams of at least 2 and went to many different places at ask for donations... Although this is considered charity, I was paid S$1200 per month... hahaz... I had to work everyday (monday till saturday) from 8.30am till 7.30pm... but this does not include my travelling time... I left home at 5am everyday and reached home at 10pm everyday !!! IS THIS A DAMN LOW-PAY JOB ? Furthermore, I still have to sacrifice my life for those fuckers... All my colleagues are smokers... Can you imagine being in a air-conditioned room with 7 other smokers for 30 mins ?? I've been through that almost everyday at work... Before we start work, we will then gather in a room to discuss where to go for the collection of funds... so the other 7 people will start smoking... not 1 stick, but at least 2 !! Some even go for 3 sia... haiz... so I actually inhaled more than 20 sticks of second-handed smoke in 30 mins !!! Scary ?? Worse of all, where will you approach when you looking for people for donations ?? hahaz... RUBBISH BINS !!! Because there sure to be people standing around it SMOKING !!! A smokers takes 2-3mins to finish 1 stick... so we will then have 2-3mins to persuade him/her into donating to us... WAH !!! HOW MUCH SMOKE I HAD INHALED ??? I seriously hate the smokers... can't stand them liao sia... Haiz... more to come... too angry to write on le...
Gone crazy...

♥ Angel vs Devil
10:22 PM

♥ Sunday, April 13, 2008



RaNdOm AgAiN ???



难道人生都是充满着"苦"吗

以前在读书时，觉得十分辛苦 !

现在读完书后，做工更加辛苦 !

认识你之前，不知爱一个人有多辛苦 !

认识你之后，就变得如此痛苦 !

wa... that's terrible !!

Hmm.. (kat, find this familiar again ? ) What's happening to me... hahaz... Undergoing change ?? hahaz... I must run away... far far away... far far far away !!

gone away...


♥ Angel vs Devil
10:16 PM

♥ Thursday, April 10, 2008



IT's getting LESSER !!




Hahaz... The photo above really describe my feeling right now ! A player being sent off my the referee during a match !!! Hahaz... I feel that I am a soccer player playing a super "rough" match, with teamates getting red cards consistently. My teammates are being sent off one-by-one... Soon only me and the goalkeeper (hor, andy ?? ) How will a match be interesting with so few players ?? Should I join the WOMEN's soccer team instead ?


Hahaz... By the time, this entry is being posted, none of them will be able to see it !! hahaz.. Practically, going to be super LONELY le... hahaz... Today is the day when most of my guys friends are going into the army... haiz... Remembered the days we hanged out drinking, bullshitting, swimming, but I am going to miss that for... at least the next two weeks... hahaz... But wonder if you all will still be the same when you come out again... hahaz... weekdays will be a complete torture cause none of them will be able to play with me.... OH NO... So either I be damn free or my weekdays will be like HELL... (hahaz... any activities during weekdays... don't forget me hor... hahaz...)

Haiz... I bet the visitors to my blog will also drop terribly le... Haiz ( Must activate "BLOG RESUCE OPERATION" soon !! )

Phew, yesterday (hmm... hahaz... just passed by an hour nia) was a super tiring day... hahaz... cause went to find jobs... early in the morning, went to ITE dover for a job interview but... hahaz... as usual... passed luh... hahaz... but they don't want foreigners... (wah piang... so bias)... but I just found out my students pass is expiring on 30th April... this means after that... hahaz.. how to work ?? Oh no... sian diaoz... hahaz... luckily, a company wanted to hired me leh, although my student pass going to end soon, does this makes me an illegal worker ??? hahaz... I dunno, but the thought of it seem scary... hahaz... they need an events coordinator... but the pay is like SHIT... ya... have to work form 9.30am to 6.30pm from MON to SAT... and the pay only S$1200... haiz... so pathetic... Should I go for it ??? If I do, maybe this shall be my last job for a month(hehez... longest working period) Haiz... talking about it, haven prepare the materials for the job training for later... OH NO... hahaz... okok... Must stop here le...


BTW, all the best to Brandon, Zhi Yi, Jin Sheng, Shuan, Chun Ho, Shi Kai, Terry, Joseph and the others who I never mention !! hahaz... Bye bye to all your hair... Muhahaz... (sounds evil !!)

Gone preparing...

♥ Angel vs Devil
12:50 AM

♥ Sunday, April 6, 2008



RANDOM



Snow falls during Winter,

Flowers bloom during Spring,

Leaves wither during Autumn,

Sun Shines during Summer.

My LOVE for you is like the above Phenomenons !

It's NATURAL !!!!

Eh, hahaz.. sounds random !! hahaz.. Don't know why it comes to me too... So i wrote it here... quite nice... hahaz..

U got it ??

Gone thinking...


♥ Angel vs Devil
9:47 PM