Yoyoz... By the time this post is up, it will be WED le... HAHAz.. I blog in advance !! So I put the pervious entry up for 3 days nia !! Will U get to see it ?? hahaz.. Or U even come here ?? I leave it to MR GOD !! hahaz.. OKOK.. With the above pics !! hahaz.. What can U link of ?? hahaz..

I want learn KUNG-FU ??
Hahaz.. Maybe one day ba !! HAHAz...

K, Today was HARI RAYA !! hahaz.. Selamat Hari Raya to those malays and my malay frenz.

( Though I doubt any of my malay frenz do come here de, coz I never tell them !! ) With such festival, very chum for me ar... TODAY is like what I see in RESIDENT EVIL !!

I can walk across a "very busy" road BILNDLY !!

(without being knocked down)

Suddenly, everyone disappear today.. no cars, no people... duno where all of them go... they like just disappear... I like only see 10 malays for today... just 10 of them nia.. (THis is MALAYSIA !! ) Worst of all, I drove for 30mins to find food !! In the end, still can't find any, so have to stay on maggie mee !! ARGHx... I NEED FOOD !!

NO stalls open today !! ARR>... U really can realise the feel:

"WITH MONEY, yet cannot SPEND !! " :(

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LASTLY, I want to ask you all:

DO I LOOK LIKE MALAY ??

I just discover today that many people talk to me in malay when I am in MALAYSIA... TAking taxi driver, buy stuffs, walking on the street, asking for directions... blah blah..

Today, while on my way home, taking bus 170... I boarded the bus and sat beside

an old CHINESE lady.. Abit cramp ( Y bus dosen't have bigger seats ?? )... Sudenly, she start toking to me in MALAY... so I try my very best to understand.. like what kind of question can she ask ?

" What time is it ?"

"Where this bus will go ?"

"Is she on the correct bus ?"

"Where is the singapore custom?"

Then, I DON'T UNDERSTAND !!

"eh, 你好，有什么事吗？" was my reply..

OMG.. then she looked happy, (I guess she wasn't good at malay too !!) so she ask me many things.. as usual , I'm best at crapping..

Talk about many random things..

Found out that she visiting her grandson in Singapore..

got 2 children, 1 a doctor while another is some businessman,

and the grandson is 1 year old !! ( Just a 10 min trip from Kranji MRT to custom !! WOW.. I looked trustable !! )

BUT the last remark she made before I get down the bus !!

" WAH, 现在的马来人好厉害啊 !! "

x_x"

ONE thing I wanted to say: "STOP TALKING TO ME IN malay, I don't noe any !!"

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YAH... Duno why these few days always thinking of JOKES !! hahaz.. so IN order to let everyone coming here to be happy, these will be an additional slot from this post onwards !! hahaz.. 所做的一切，只勃你一笑　！！　HOHOz.. If nt funny, then sorry !! hahaz..

每post一笑

什么东西每个人都得买，买回家了却又不想用 ？

Ans：棺材 ！（每个人都得死，所以都需要棺材。买了之后却又不想用　！）

( Yours is much more beautiful heh ?? )

Hehez... Damn angry !! Feel damn loser !! But hehez...

" Be happy always " must stands !!

So... I'm still happy !! Advisor Lew, next time round, must be smarter !!

With a GREEN MOUNTAIN LEFT, No scare no firewoods to burn !!

Dono what to blog.. hahaz.. hmm... listen to song ba !! hahaz.. If a picture means a thousand words, a song will means... those words I wanted to say to you !! ( WoW.. )

你一个眼神我什么都好.

Hmm.. You just look sweet in the morning, afternoon and night, basically whole day de lor !! OMGz..

WEDding=PUBinG ??

( Congrats to the wedding couple )

Hahaz... Went to attended a wedding dinner last SAT... Actually I dun really know whose wedding dinner I attended !! All I know is my mum saying that the bride's father is the one that buy over our old house de ! (Which was like 8 years ago ?? ) hahaz.. I dun even know my parents were still so close to them afterrall !! hahz.. BUT heck cares... I WANNA EAT nia... My last eaten dinner is like so LONG, LONG, Long ago lah !! ( Can't even remember when le !! Oppz.. ) WAH... Those shark fins soup. sea cucumber with mushroom, peking duck.... AIyo... ( DROOLing now sia .... )

( DOuBLE- HAPPINESS )

This wedding is quite unique... When I first sit in the ballroom, I thought: " AM I in a KBOX session ? " Coz all the songs they played are those we normally sing de lor.. Fish Leong, Soda Green, 品冠，小虎队（that's old,but very meaningful), F.I.R, SHE... bla bla bla... How I wish got 杨培安 ！That was the starting part... But during the dinner, it almost ruin the whole wedding !! hahaz.. Their entertainment is to invite those who wants to sing de to go on stage and sing, sing, SING... Wah... those uncles and auties sang all oldies... Some good and some really bad !! hahaz... sp isn't this weedding dinner quite unique ?? hahaz..

AND I wanna complain !!

Please start your wedding ON TIME !! I very hungry sia... It was suppose to start at 7pm de... But as usual, me and my dad arrive LATE... 7.45PM (ToT it started le...)

HAIz... 所谓：“一山还有一山高啊　！”

The dinner started at 9.00PM...

WTH... I hungry till keep eating those "喜饼" !! ( Damn Pai sehx lor.. coz the little kids around me are going from table to table to collect them... But when they approached me !!

I just SMILE !! ) hehez...

K... Pictures time... Take ur time to enjoy... Might have u destress too ?? Won't it ?? HOHOz...

( ~whee~ A FEAST ahead )

( WOW-- 8 course meal !! HAppi... )

( That's the couple.. Not clear though..)

Finally come the main LEAD...

( Brother WHISKY is here !! )

( Wah.. I feel damn stupid !! 1 mouth of whisky followed by 1 mouth of chinese tea...

Arr.. Will I still remain sober ?? )

( First dish is indeed DELICIOUS !! )

( 2nd dish was even better... BUT the rest .. Yuckz.. )

Half-way through the dinner...

( Eh, Where's everyone ?? )

15 mins later...

( Still NOONE.. Plz up food first !! So can I have it all by myself !! HEHEzz)

( HOHOz.. Here le.. still no one !! Yippee !! )

( Can I start without them ?? : 0 ] )

( Haiz.. Later cold le not nice le ar !! )

K la, dun eat jiu dun eat lor...

( SHARK's fin soup... actually was some chicken soup de, but I heard some guy spill it over in the kitchen, so they swoop with shark's fin... WOW... WAD a gain !! )

( Should I go for peeled prawns or shelled de ?? )

( What will you choose ?? )

( This guy can leave home with 10pluz bodyguards de.. Modern days mafia indeed !! WAH... )

( So is he !! OH NO.. Will a gang fight break out ?? )

( MORE and more... I'm drunk !! )

( Ooo.. Double HAPPINESS ?? = drunk faster !! )

( Why is the moon so NEAR ?? )

Ha.. It's just a light bulb under the sink...

( HOW do U know that you're drunk ?? )

( When U can't pull toilet paper from it !! I CAN'T )

( Can I still walk down the RED CARPET ?? )

( WET pants... of coz by water spill !! )

( That's my dad !! TAlking STORY as usual !! )

( Both of us were drunk !! HOHOz..)

What do a DRUNKEN smart_koh do ???

( SMART_BOO_LEE indeed !! )

( Wonder who took this girl ?? Hmm.. WAS it me ? )

( Wah.. MORE... but is "男人本色"=好色 )

OMG... It's is really me who took the photo ?? :(

( OH no... 1 more... But I think she a mother le !! )

( CAN't wait to go HOME ?? EH, more beer plz... )

NOW, a serious problem occured !!

WHO DRIVES ??

( The one to reach the car first, do the driving !! CHIONG ar... )

( AND I did !! Yippe !! SPEEDY TIME !! )

( OFF I GO... BROOm... broom...85 KM/hr )

( 100KM/hr-- Who say drink=don't drive ??)

( MALAYSIA BOLEH !! )

( EEeee... Phew... Lucky no KABOOM !! )

FINALLY safely HOME...

( ARGHx.. WHere the hole ?? I can't find it !! )

PICTURE OF THE DAY

( *=*)

Wah... this post very long hor ?? OMG... I post till die... Hope u all enjoy !!

Gone dying...

MooNcake Festival !!

Wah... A well and meaningful mooncake festival !! ( Did I met a changer ?? hahaz.. I sure did !! ) This year, unlike the usual practice of playing lanterns !! (Coz noone plays with me !! :(

My sis having prelims, parents went Kuching !! Haiz ) Then I done something different again !!

Sharing Happiness among FRENz...

Let's see...

( Starting Ingredients... )

( This black stones DO contains delicious " GOLD " )

( Just don't dare to try durian flavour !! )

( Does it look it those U buy outside ?? )

( HOHO.. 冰山的一角 nia... )

OFFER !! 2 for the price of 1 !!

( Snow-skin BALL ?? MINI-melts ?? )

( Yam-- Pearl !! Halo, Ms pearl !! )


BOO !! Bleah !!

OKOK.. That's all for now.. hahaz... Happy Mooncake festival to all my frenz !! hahaz...

After sharing those haapy moments with frenz, looking at thier smiles, everything was worth it !! Actually, I would like to know how they tastes ?? hahaz.. So I can improve... Seeing Tang Jie finish up the "SNOW SKINS" in a few seconds, maybe next year can just give her all my leftover coloured flour !! hahaz.. jkjk... Anyway she taught me something... Something that change my mindset of her !! OMG.. Thankz alot for what you said !! OKOK.. That all for now !! Hope U enjoy !! Have a good school week !!

只要你高兴，我做什么都值得啊！

This is what I had learnt from TJ tonite !! Hope it will be true !!

Will U ??

Gone LOLxing...

Being a HOUSEman isn't that easy !! Haiz... This is the second day which my parents had left home !! hahaz.. to Kuching sia.. Daily chores have being killing me... Early in the morning...

1. Make my own bed.

2.Make breadfast for sister.

3.Fetch my sis to school.

4.Feed my "HAMSTERs".

5.Wash my clothes.

6.Water the plants.

7.Sweep and Mop the floor.

8.Prepare for lunch !!

OMG... Repeating the same procedure everyday can kill a man... I rather be a

HOUSE FLY and a HOUSE MAN... Haiz... Had been eating many meals with cup noodles.. cause after every cook.. troubles come !! WASHING plates is the most disgusting job !! OMG... Tonnes of them in my sink sia... Gonna get to wash them, if not the flys, lizard, cockroachs will have a

buffet party tonite !!

Gone washing...

认识你之后，我生活充满喜悦

四年前的某一天，我遇见你。

我鼓起勇气，主动接近你,

那时的你，天真无邪，人见人爱。

你什么也没多说，

只说了“HALO”！！

这四年来，
在我最失落的时候，
只要一想到你，就会开心起来。
开心的时候，第一时间就想起你

要和你分想喜悦与快乐

虽然我尝试了许多方式。
都没有一次能打动你，
反而好像让你更痛苦，更烦恼。
每次你都责怪自己，
说自己常给我“假”希望。
但
我想让你知道，
这些“假”希望都让我做--

一些我从来不敢做的事。

总有一天我希望会把你赢到手 ！！

BUT after hearing what cecilia had said...

轻轻的我将离开你

漫漫长夜里 未来日子里

前方的路虽然太凄迷

请在笑容里为我祝福

虽然迎著风 虽然下著雨

我在风雨之中念著你

没有你的日子里, 我会更加珍惜自己 !

没有我的岁月里, 你要保重你自己 !
你问我何时归故里 !
我也轻声地问自己,

不是在此时 不知在何时

我想大约是过年过节吧 ！

Hahaz... This is the EMO-version... So next few posts then I put the real de... Actually I was going to write about my unhealthy habit, then duno why, write till this thing le... anywhere good ba, at least it will fill up 2 posts... hahaz.. Wanna see the real version, stay tune to http://www.smartkoh89.blogspot.com/ !!

Gone preparing...