JOB
1st step: Introduction
hahaz... Basically, I have to do a short intro of myself when approaching any strangers... After that, I must then practise the S.E.X factor... Guess what is it ?? hahaz... It's SMILE, EYE-CONTACT & X-CITEMENT !! Therefore, the person listening to you will feel more comfortable and willing to listen to you... Thus makes it much easier for then to fall into your trap !! Muhahaz...
2nd step: Short Stories
KISS and not KILL
(Keep in short and simple, not keep i long and lor--so)
3rd step: Presentation
Show them the lisence and the brochure ! Let them know what's happening before dying !!!
4th step: Close
Close the deal by asking them to donate !!
5th: Rehash
ASK FOR MORE !!
The above five steps is what I had learnt during my first day at work. Sounds professional ?? hahaz... They told me that we are most likely to do charity events and many others... but since the start of my work, had been on this project. This charity project is to help a child-care centre called "Little Bee", at Tampines. So we formed teams of at least 2 and went to many different places at ask for donations... Although this is considered charity, I was paid S$1200 per month... hahaz... I had to work everyday (monday till saturday) from 8.30am till 7.30pm... but this does not include my travelling time... I left home at 5am everyday and reached home at 10pm everyday !!! IS THIS A DAMN LOW-PAY JOB ? Furthermore, I still have to sacrifice my life for those fuckers... All my colleagues are smokers... Can you imagine being in a air-conditioned room with 7 other smokers for 30 mins ?? I've been through that almost everyday at work... Before we start work, we will then gather in a room to discuss where to go for the collection of funds... so the other 7 people will start smoking... not 1 stick, but at least 2 !! Some even go for 3 sia... haiz... so I actually inhaled more than 20 sticks of second-handed smoke in 30 mins !!! Scary ?? Worse of all, where will you approach when you looking for people for donations ?? hahaz... RUBBISH BINS !!! Because there sure to be people standing around it SMOKING !!! A smokers takes 2-3mins to finish 1 stick... so we will then have 2-3mins to persuade him/her into donating to us... WAH !!! HOW MUCH SMOKE I HAD INHALED ??? I seriously hate the smokers... can't stand them liao sia... Haiz... more to come... too angry to write on le...
Gone crazy...