Ouch.. I had my ass kissed today... for the first time in my life ?? I can say it wasn't that good feeling afterall... := (

hahaz... Yup... not that I got molested(if it was me, then maybe this post was posted by my sis liao) but my poor car kena... very sad leh... hahaz... Today, I got my 1st accident !! hahaz..

Should I be happy about it ? Today afternoon at around 3pm in the afternoon... I took my dad's car and went go a spin around neighbourhood... Happily as ever... as free as ever... but such thing spoilt my mood...

I was approaching a T-junction when the traffic light was turning red !! A taxi in front of me braked out of a sudden (when

I thought it were knock yellow lamp,

闯黄灯 !)... wah sianz... I never liked such situation... but as usual... I slammed on my brake too... Ahh... wah, I was heng sia... I managed to stop a few inches of her ass... Phew, I feeling so relieved.. but all this take place in a split second (or maybe got 3-5s)...

*kaboom*

I was jerked forward, with my head bang into the steeringwheel, like what always happened in T.V !! (Hmm.. wow...

now I know what happens in T.v show is true de sia. ) hahaz.. NOT that I hurt from the pain but I was actually quite thrilled and excited at that time... hahaz... Many things run through my mind ...

NOT thoughts like: "Will I die ?", "What will happen IF I died ?", "Will I have one more day to live? or will I die on the spot? "...

But thoughts like: "How badly will my car's ass be kissed? ", "HOw much can I claim for this ? 100 ? 200 ? Wow, money !! ", "Will the idiotic driver be a chio bu ? Hehe.. got excuse to get hp no sia"(wah.. this thought come to me when I writing this post, I not that tico lah !!)

hehez.. sounds interesting ? hahaz.. There's more coming up... read on..

MUST NOT be stress when faced with an accident.

Must be as funny as him !!

(Be HaPPy till the end)

OK.. Back to the incident... hahaz... Guess who was the driver ?? (Will it really be a chio bu ? ) But if you think so, then you be very wrong... It was just a OLD MALAY man !! OMG... I really HATE it sia... not because he was a male and not a chio bu... haiz.. Y still I hate him ?? You will know later ba,

hope so... hahaz... He stepped out of his car, with a big smile... but not sweet de lor... so fake sia... but it still soften my heart a little bit !! ( maybe I won't ask for $100 or $200, but maybe... $98 or $198 ?? ) hahaz.. that smile save him a few dollars... He started to talk to me... examine my ass, (oppz.. I mean my car's boot ), strokeing it gently (seeing how bad the scratches are ?)... and GUESS what am I doing at the side ?? TRYING VERY HARD TO COMMUNICATE AND UNDERSTAND !! BECAUSE He spoke to me in MALAY... OMG... that's the worst part... No matter how good I can talk.. just can't do it in MALAY... he doesn't understand English too... wah... sibei sian... I so pai sehx lor... so many people looking at us... wah... in the end... we do wat things the "MONKEY WAY" !! hahaz.. super efficient... Just like 2 monkeys at the roadside playing with paper and pen... with much "wu wu arh arh" and handsigns.. I managed to get his hp no and address... haiz...

That's about it le ba.. my dad called him when I reached home and they talked in that LOCAL language, which I don't understand at all... Since my dad never beats me up.. look like the old malay man is gonna to pay up ba... hahaz.. poor guy indeed... hahaz... Luckily he was just driving a small wagon... CAN imagine if he was a lorry driver ?? I be gone... Those who are getting license now... hehez... hope you can drive properly... BEWARE !!

hahaz.. :) It's my first time !! hahaz

Gone watching movie..

Yoyoyoz.. with this post up, the post on "629 25" (decode it ba)will be gone and kept in the archives... hahaz.. like what renyuan had said... someday still can read de... so I decided to keep in my archives and hope some days in the future, will still able to read it again. Back to a normal mode... living life to the fullest is the most important... hahaz... so many things lie ahead of me, waiting for me to do... which one should I do first ?? hmm... hahaz... maybe I can just start on a new story ?? hahaz... Laugher is something money cannot buy... so we must learn to accept the outcome and use laugher to conquer the sadness... Always remenber that:

Gone laughing...