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♥ Tuesday, July 22, 2008



A Dream..


Hmm... These few days... "trapped" in a foreign land... made me know much more about my country !! (Isn't it a good sign ? ) hahaz... I had a new Dream !! My Dream is to become one of the above !! hahaz.. Nah... not a policeman in CID division (I'm scare of dead bodies !! hehez) ... BUT... A TRAFFIC POLICE !! Lookz how smart-looking they are ?? Riding around in their bike like THE DARK KNIGHT !! (OPpz.. Or maybe a white horse prince charming !! ) BROOM...BROOM... Off they go on to compete their duites !! Isn't this a very good occupation ?? hahaz...


But the best reason for my dream is same as those who dreamt to become a suscessful BusinessMAN,
a Famous Doctor---TO earn big buckz.. (right ?) But how can a public servant earn big buckz ?? hmm.. especially a traffic police ??



Let me show u how...


when they


EVOLVE


into


THis...


(DA-dang...)


Still as handsome as above, but much richer...
WA-kao... Today, I drove around a small neighbourhood to my uncle house... Just like driving from Ave 9 to Ave 5 like dat... KAo... Kena summon sia... it was only a 5 mins drive nia... While turning around a corner... A head suddenly popped out under the coconut tree... (This is worst than seeing a ghost) HAiz... kena stopped by a traffic police... REASON: I never buckle my safety belt !! (Wah Kao...) SI bei shuai sia.. Hmm...
He saw that I had a "P" liscence.
(A "P"liscence is a probation Liscence which is given to a driver for the firs 2 years.. mine left half year le... During this 2 years, cannot kena summons or violate the rules--which I always did !! ) So he knew that I will do anything to prevent my "P" liscence from being suspended... Guess what he says ??
"$100 , plz.. or.. hehez " ..
Haiz.. what to do ?? $100 lei.. but as usual... HOW can a business deal pull through--- without a --- BARGAIN ? hahaz.. I try $30 with him but he said he would rather give me a summon than to accept the $30 !! Wah... first time facing this situation... Someone actually refuse the money... so face with no choice... I gave him $50 (after showing him my wallet !! ) Hmm.. sad... sad... Off I go !!

A lesson Learnt :

" NEVER bring too much cash with you !!"

either kena robbed or pay summons.. What's the point ?? If you can get $50 from one vehicle.. See how much you can earned a day ?? WAH... RICH liao sia.. So this is MY dream !! HEHEZ... Nowadays, they become more clever le... always hide in places where many people commit fouls... SOMEMORE, hide under the coconut tree still can eat some durians sia.. ( hehez.. I smell it from his breath !! )

Gone eating Durians...


♥ Angel vs Devil
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