Happi...

"Whoosh"... Who says only new year can put chinese new year songs >>?? hahaz.. Putting this is auspicious... to scare away all the obstacles on my way !! Woo... hahaz.. It's like

double happiness !! hahaz..

Firstly, I'm only to end my "restless" life !!! I'm going to end this eat, sleep, play, day-dreaming life !! Yippee.. This shall be the last post before me starting school !! hahaz.. do wish me luck (hor ?) !! hahaz..

From tmr onwards, hmm.. going to school shall be a routine !! hahaz.. Seeing those who already started school, waa... like very hectic sia.. hope I can still cope well, then got time, then can go visit you all !! hahaz.. Also dunoo why so happy of starting sch ( cecilla, rite ?) study,study and study... but 8 months of such life wears me out !! maybe it's time to meet more friends !! hahaz... Hope I won't take long to know all the 60 of them !! (heard that there are 60 of them as my classmates) Haiz.. But a SHY kid like me, should be a big, big, big, problem !! hahaz.. But I still look forward to it !! So HAPPi ....

Oh no... What's my second happiness ??

(Hmm.. Let me think of one... wait ar... a while more... BINGO... GOt it )

hahaz... pal, don't say I always relate you to money de hor... I not so bad... but U still owes me money !! That's the pt !! I'm feeling happy for you !! But congrats to you in finding what you want.. since you got it, then you must know how to treasure it !!

And to "The ONE"... since U did come here once, and if you do come here again !!

An advice to you :

好好照顾她吧,你敢欺负她的话, and if you dare, also none of my business !! HOHO.... Be happy always !! hahaz...

Gone smiling...

What should I do ?

(Yupx.. Duno wat to write leh ?? Arr.. No time le !! )

These thoughts strike me when I'm at work !! hahaz.. quite cool,hope you all can use it too !! (Right, Ah Shui ? Can go use "哄" ppl hor ?) HAHAz.. go enjoy the song.. Haiz.. so many work left to do... duno where to start from and how to start... Phew...

每次想看到你，想和你多说一些话，

都觉得我们之间有距离。

是不是我都用错言语？ 也用错表情？

其实我想看到你，并不是为了抓紧你，

而只是怕你会忘记有人永远会爱着你。

每天的等待有谁知道

Hmm.. cool ?? hahaz... though my chinese still suckz, but it sounds WOW !! Suitable to use for all senarios ?? hahaz.. I shall work to minimise the distance !! If now, I can work in SIN MING, writing chinese sports gao, I don't think there's anything in the world I don't dare do le !! I been doing many crazy stuffs these there !! Giving tuition is also highly-unexpected of me, But I had try to like teaching.

娃娃般的你，不要怕，你是好娃娃 ！！加油 ！加油 !

钱不够用

Haiz.. If you think I put this pig head, just because it’s cute, then u very very wrong le !! I followed my mother to the market early,early in the morning, went to the NON-HALAL section. An uncle shouted: “来阿来阿，新鲜猪肉，猪肠，猪脚，猪肚，猪耳朵。刚刚砍的，非常甜的 !" So I asked: " 我开穷人银行的，最近有人过大寿，见我就跑，所以要送些小礼物!" But the uncle dun give a shit about me !!

I went to the next store, and said: “Uncle, 我要一个猪头，熬汤用的 !" and he give me

猪脑，猪蹄，猪根 instead. So since can’t find any, no choice but to use this le !!

This pig head is for you to pay up the $5.50 de !! hahaz.. I noe we are good frenz, saying face to face will hurt you a lot !! So no choice, somemore got support from frenz, hor Cecilia ? Hahaz.. eh, not I stingy, $5.50 also want back, those who owes me more than that… wait till I find a Dinosaur Head then you know !!... less than 5.50 de… hmmz.. shall use Chicken Head !!

Today although not any special day, but I watch the speech rally on T.V !! Si bei tempted to do so sia. So I shall say one !! Hmm, feel like writing one !! Hope you see it le, will know what to do !!

WE MUST STAY TOGETHER AS ONE !! SHINE !! GROW !! then DIE.. !!

HEre it goes:

"Goodnite to everyone..

father, sister , mother, brother & blah blah blah….

林贝ka li kong, 林贝is a young guy or maybe a normal guy !! But this few days, 林贝 find a amazing trend happening around the neigh---boor---hoot, then go complain to his Mather…and she say :” 哇喜kia, 踏资到kee 笑 ! (My son, study till crazy !!) 林贝 no one complain to, feel si bei buai song, you think 林贝 laugh, laugh, laugh, very happy, is it ?? 林贝 tell u, 林贝 sad, also no one noes.. U ppl very bad.. Aiyo, 林贝 say till 林贝 forget what to say le… 林贝's speech is to let you all realize that the trend is WORRYING, man !! Everytime, 林贝 go walk walk, kaoz.. sure bump into many many frens ar… Muthu, Ali, Xiao Hua, Paul… Think everyday racial harmony meh, though all of them super different, they all ask for the same thing !! $$MONEY$$… They si bei smart de, lend little , little bit, tot 林贝 nevermind de, then wait long, long, till never pay…Yio siew, u think lim bei rich ar! Charity meh ?? KNN, i work till siao also jus barely make it. 林贝为了要赚钱，DON'T MIND GO DIE ! ! Can’t you all see, 林贝 lack of nutrients le, soon will MA-TI sia… You think I hao qi fu ar ? Damn pai seh u noe, ppl always make fun of 林贝, say I look like “菜头", everyday kena 砍by you all… You ar, think u very good in chopping ar, wait till I chop u ar… chop, chop,banana chop, chop ar… U think funny issit ! "



from a very buay song smart_koh


所以为了呼吁我们政府的goals, I hereby say !! 所有欠“林贝”钱的人，过了8月31日，2200时，一律得加7%的GST !! 7%的GST !!

(真不好意思，我也要养家的。家里大大小小都靠“林贝”饱的 ！“

感谢你们的support !! 没有你们多年来的自持，" 穷人银行" 也无法开到现在。

Someone.. $5.50+7%=$5.90…

Gone grinning….

Part 1 : The Beginning


~whee~.. Oh ya.. I got something which I supposed to blog about it, but I forgotten to do so cause (*aiyayaya... duno-why-too... hahaz.. now blog still not too late ma, cause they are keeping me damn busy !!)

Hahaz.. remember that I once said
"在母亲节，我会给我妈妈一件"活泼"的礼物 ！" hahaz.. "一言九鼎，驷马难追" ! So I rushed straight to a pet shop and get it !! hahaz.. with the little money I had, can't possibly get a dog or cat !! (hahaz.. I lazy to upkeep those big animals so I start off with something small ) HAMSTERS !! Whee.. hahaz.. small and eazy to keep !( said the shopkeeper !! wah,kena cheated, which salesman doesn't say that when selling own stuffs ) But I still get it in the end. hahaz.. 2 of them.. one male and one female !! hahaz.. They're HUGE !! WAh kao..
eat so much !! waste my money... (cause they can't eat leftovers.. unlike dog !! They eat high grade RABBITS food !! RM 15 per pack !! again cheated by shopkeeper) okok..

hahaz... With the 2 HUGE ones I bought, my dad gone to buy another 2 small white ones and a bigger cage !! You see, that's the "hamster craze" at that time !! Hahaz.. with 2 on my hands.. Now make me have to look after 4 liao !! Haiz.. This also greatly deplete my food supply !!

here some pictures !!

(Though small, but look cosy !!)

(OH, COME ON !! Don't be SHY !!)

Gone preparing Part 2..

( May U rest-in-peace..)
( I wonder if my photography skills have improve not, jun zhan ? hahaz )

BEFore 8-8-08, I already have a feel of OLYMpics !! Hahaz.. REALLY TRUE DE !! The REAL de made my life like shit !! Everyday write about it, the mini de.. also made me KEE SIAO !! Hahaz.. Confuse of what I'm saying ???

( Intensive training at the Olympics Village !!)

( Awaiting the start of OLYMPICS...)
(Lookz like "鸟巢", isn't it ?)

( SUPER- Hamster, RUN, RUN, Run !)

( Oppz.. Wrong animal... Though look the same !! :)

( Yupx... This is the real one.. Treading water in the pool.. )

and BEST OF ALL...

MATCH OF THE DAY

"JUDO-柔道"

( hahaz.. Just imagine them as HAMSTERs ba !! )

gone preparing next...

Part 4: FEELing HORNY ??

Nah.. Not me feeling HORNY, but I quite feeling worry le !! Soon they will be more TROUBLES !! All because of IT feeling HORNY !! Hmmm, why don't animals practice safe sex ?? haiz.. sad... With the arrival of the " THE BEAST " and the departure of the 2 "ANG MO", making my only girl the ... "BABY MACHINE" !! With, 2 males and 1 female, staying together ALONE in a small cage, (SOmemore, NAKED !! ) WOn't get rape,

才怪！！(Hor ? ) I tink she is kena rape, cause I don't know which one is the father !! (isn't it was shown on T.V ? So I assume so...)

ON july 21st, "THE MOTHER" gave birth to 5 babies.. don't look like a hard birth, for I never heard anything shouting or screaming !! hahaz.. ONLY when I wake up, then suddenly got alot lot red red stuffs.. At first, I thought is another hamster got MURDERED and DISMEMBERED by "THE BEAST"... but it was pleasant to see new babies.. hahaz.. very cute !! hahaz.. But again due to food, 1 babies died, (eh,this time round, not I stingy, but I tink "THE MOTHER" only have 4 tits.. the 1 baby no milk drink... so died de lor.. haiz...


Half a month have past, and the babies have grown up !! hahaz.. Now I had 7 liao.. All 7 are put back together, living happily everafter.

Until either one of the males got horny again !!! NONO... When we celebrate Beijing OLYMPICS, Singapore National DAY, FU*K... SOMEone become father again ... This time round.. 6 sia.. KAO... Die le la... In a months time, I will have 13 running around my home... Siao... I can bath till whole day le !!

FU*k... Let's see.. for the next round, "THE MOTHER" gets rape, "THE DAUGHTERS" get rape... WAH...

I will have millions... In less that a month , give birth again.. SIAO... Duno how many generations will live together... CHUM SIA... But I salute "THE MOTHER", give birth twice to 11 babies in 2 months.. ( Much better than pig sia ! 比猪还行 ！！ )

Last few pictures...

( It was a STILL-birth !! )

( OPpz.. Cute ?? )

( Do you know that baby hamster does not have eyes ?? )

(you see.. It's walking blindly)

"Who says I lose to a hamster ??" Gruntled the PIG

( BYE ! BYE ! Do drop by again !!)

REMEMBER...

NEver start a family, when U are not ready !!

(U see I got 13 on hand le !!)

I GONNA catch THE RAPIST !! Hope you enjoy.. Do tag !! hahaz..

Gone putting cameras in the cage....

TO YOU...

Whee.. This is a very special day !! hahaz.. A well deserved holiday !! hahaz.. Just stay at home and have a good sleep !! *YAWNzz* Just wake up nia... hahaz.. watching the national day parade on T.V, quite nice... hahaz..

and the stupig OLYMpics.... keep broadcasting on channel 5 and U !! Seeing it spoilt my mood !! Who cares about them winning all the medals ?? Haiz.. That thing made my life like hell !! See..

talk about it made my blood boils... I almost have to spent my day at work today... luckily Zhi Wei allowed me to take a day off !! Haiz.. will talk more about it next time !! Lookz.. like it will be quite a long time about I will blog again !! I had to work

12 hours a day, 7 days a week , for all 17 days !!! WTH... There's go my SUNDAY !!

Oh ya, thankz for all the well-wishes... THANK YOU !! No matter how sian the job is... I will continue on... cause must make lots, tonnes and trucks of money !! (HEhe, right hor ? )

*Arghx.. there's go the olympic games again !! SAVE me !!

Gone swearing...

POOR ??

Whee... suddenly saw many people updating their blogs... so have the urge to blog again !! hahaz.. Hmm.. suddenly all never update, then ~Poof~, all update.. wah.. look like you have been living well.. :+ ) Okok... hahaz.. get back to my post.. YUpx.. went to pay up all my school fees today.. had been to that school many times le !!
(Hoping that I will soon grew to love it !!)
After that, went to catch a movie with my grand advisor, Mr Lew !! Hmm.. He did hit one of my raw nerve today !!
He said: " You have lost 22 friends today !! Don't believe.. You see your call register.. Noone from the class call you liao... Only ME !! " Wah... quite true... indeed... so I should be great that he's the only one left !! GREAT ADVISOR LEW !! Thankz for your movie today !!
Haiz.. I had been MIA for many class gatherings le... Soory pals... DIdn't mean too... (Hehez.. maybe the next gathering... Will be when... the first classmate to get married ?? hahaz... Won't be long hor ?? )


He treated me to watch "Money NOT enough 2" !

Very good movie, cause it's very true and sibei funney !! HAHAZ... The movie also had its very touching part !! So worth watching.. I'm sure ganna buy its DVD and watch again !! MUhahaz... The ONLY thing I learnt is :

"穷不是因为口袋没钱，银行帐户没钱，而是一个爱人都没有！"

Sounds Learned ?? hahaz... Think about it, no matter how poor you are, you will not die of hunger !!

(Cause mummy's cooking is the best ! ) Hmm..

Your frenz will be there to.... (lend you money la, hehez.. most practical ?? )

Hmm.. chum le lah.. 2am le.. tmr still need to reach Harbourfront MRT at 7.45am.. (which is 5hr and 45mins) Hmm, minus away

1 hr for mrt ride,

2hrs for jam at customs,

1hr for breatfast and make-up =1 hr 45 mins of sleep !!

( Orhx... forget to minus 30 mins to sweet dreamland !!)

haiz.. DIE.. die... Hope I won't late tmr, or else SI LUI.. wow.. scary !! hahaz.. anyway, thankz alot for your lobang !! hahaz.. Kamsahamida !! :)

OH YA, 我真的是个穷人吗？

Gone thinking...

Fruit Feast...

Hmm... Are rambutans and durian DeLiCiOuS ?? You may think so, but I bet your taste will change immediately after a FRUITS Buffet !!

I used to love them alot, but now.. OMG, just can't stand their smell or even sight !!

That saturday afternoon, my dad brought me to some damn ULU, ULU place... It's located right in the middle of a MALAY KUMpong... just to support a friend of his !! His friend started a "FRUITS Buffet" Business !! Just pay a pice of RM 15 each to enjoy fruits like durians, rambutans, mangosteens, banana, luku langsat (duno if you all know), pineapples !! But the best thing of all is, EAT-ALL-U-CAN !! So there I go, I think I managed to globble down 3 whole durains and a kg each of the other fruits.. (Duno how many kilo, but is alot... ATE for one and half hour long...) So I guess U can calculate how much fruits u can eat for 1 1/2 hours non-stop... Haiz.. after that, feel so FRUITY... (hehez.. lots of esters formation)...

A tip for you all:

If you afraid that we might get sick after eating too many tropica fruits (eg: durian,rambutans etc),

cuase it may get too heaty... Then just get a piece of the durian shell, put some salt into it (rub some salt onto the inner shell of the durian) and add water...

Drink down the salt water, and there U go, as healthy as ever...

That what I learnt from the uncle....

Gone experimenting....