<meta name='google-adsense-platform-account' content='ca-host-pub-1556223355139109'/> <meta name='google-adsense-platform-domain' content='blogspot.com'/> <!-- --><style type="text/css">@import url(https://www.blogger.com/static/v1/v-css/navbar/3334278262-classic.css); div.b-mobile {display:none;} </style> </head><body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar/5152039604553876501?origin\x3dhttp://smartkoh89.blogspot.com', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script> <iframe src="http://www2.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID=6035547611738480329&blogName=JEX.+%3BD&publishMode=PUBLISH_MODE_BLOGSPOT&navbarType=BLACK&layoutType=CLASSIC&homepageUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fjexunited.blogspot.com%2Findex.html&searchRoot=http%3A%2F%2Fjexunited.blogspot.com%2Fsearch" height="30px" width="100%" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" id="navbar-iframe" frameborder="0"></iframe> <div id="space-for-ie"></div>

♥ Monday, August 11, 2008



Part 4: FEELing HORNY ??




Nah.. Not me feeling HORNY, but I quite feeling worry le !! Soon they will be more TROUBLES !! All because of IT feeling HORNY !! Hmmm, why don't animals practice safe sex ?? haiz.. sad... With the arrival of the " THE BEAST " and the departure of the 2 "ANG MO", making my only girl the ... "BABY MACHINE" !! With, 2 males and 1 female, staying together ALONE in a small cage, (SOmemore, NAKED !! ) WOn't get rape,

才怪！！(Hor ? ) I tink she is kena rape, cause I don't know which one is the father !! (isn't it was shown on T.V ? So I assume so...)

ON july 21st, "THE MOTHER" gave birth to 5 babies.. don't look like a hard birth, for I never heard anything shouting or screaming !! hahaz.. ONLY when I wake up, then suddenly got alot lot red red stuffs.. At first, I thought is another hamster got MURDERED and DISMEMBERED by "THE BEAST"... but it was pleasant to see new babies.. hahaz.. very cute !! hahaz.. But again due to food, 1 babies died, (eh,this time round, not I stingy, but I tink "THE MOTHER" only have 4 tits.. the 1 baby no milk drink... so died de lor.. haiz...


Half a month have past, and the babies have grown up !! hahaz.. Now I had 7 liao.. All 7 are put back together, living happily everafter.

Until either one of the males got horny again !!! NONO... When we celebrate Beijing OLYMPICS, Singapore National DAY, FU*K... SOMEone become father again ... This time round.. 6 sia.. KAO... Die le la... In a months time, I will have 13 running around my home... Siao... I can bath till whole day le !!

FU*k... Let's see.. for the next round, "THE MOTHER" gets rape, "THE DAUGHTERS" get rape... WAH...

I will have millions... In less that a month , give birth again.. SIAO... Duno how many generations will live together... CHUM SIA... But I salute "THE MOTHER", give birth twice to 11 babies in 2 months.. ( Much better than pig sia ! 比猪还行 ！！ )

Last few pictures...


( It was a STILL-birth !! )

( OPpz.. Cute ?? )

( Do you know that baby hamster does not have eyes ?? )

(you see.. It's walking blindly)

"Who says I lose to a hamster ??" Gruntled the PIG

( BYE ! BYE ! Do drop by again !!)

REMEMBER...

NEver start a family, when U are not ready !!

(U see I got 13 on hand le !!)

I GONNA catch THE RAPIST !! Hope you enjoy.. Do tag !! hahaz..

Gone putting cameras in the cage....


♥ Angel vs Devil
11:21 AM