Here comes the... show...
K, this shall be the continue part from cecilia's blog.. (http://www.backtosimplicity.blogspot.com/) Wonder Y we 2 have such a partnership ?? Then read on...
The story goes like that... I was working at orchard when I got a call from cecilia ang !! hahaz.. Lolx.. ( WHAT happen ?? READ her blog ba !! ) So at her resquest !! I'm on the mission !!
S: smart_koh
A: devil ?? ( CAn't be a angel !! )
I got the number from cecilia ang...
S: Hi, where are you ?? ( Just starting nia !!..)
A: Huh ? U looking for who ?
S: Eh, aren't U Mary ? (LOlx.. random name !!)
A: eh, nope.. I nopex
S: Oppz.. sorry.. maybe I got the wrong no. paisehx leh.. really sorry to disturb you !! ( OMG>. I'm so polite !!)
A: Err.. It's ok.. But No harm being frenz ? ( Yippe, I one step closer to my mission !! )
S: Orh.. of course I MIND !! I don't like making frenz with strangers de !! But I think I send to u by mistake... so must be fate !!
A: yupx yupx.. I also think so... ( OH.. Waht a crazy person !! )
S: So we frenz ?? hahaz..
( Mission 1: Make frenz.)
A: YUpz... Intro wanted !!
S: BOB , 16 yrs old.. U ?
A: SAHRIN.. MY age u guess ?? ( OMG>> So childish.. I hate playing age-guessing !!)
S: 13,14,15, 16..
A: Nope.. none of the above ! ( I was thinking..must be some OLD AH MAs le..SIANZ.. )
S: 25,28,38,48,58
A: Hahaz.. I very young de !! ( So I no choice !! )
S: 7,8,9,10,11,12 !! ( Don't think can be smaller than that ??)
A.. Yupx.. u got it !! (Wah kao.. I feel bad.. so young !!)
S: I guess so many nos, which one lah ??
A: 12 !! I very young, BUt very mature !! ( OH plz.. indeed mature !)
S: Ha... I love young children de lor !! ( A grestest mistake !! U see later !! )
A: Is it ?? OMG>.. Alot ppl ingore me when I say my age !! ( YUpz.. If not for cecilia, I also ingore u lor.. !! )
S: hahaz.. aiya, there duno small girls de ma !!
...blah...blah...blah...
SO... AFTER 15mins... ( The above takes place in 5 mins nia..)
A: Eh, I kinda of like u !! ( WTH.. hmm... But i remember what cecilia had said !! )
S: OH REALLY ?? THat's really sweet of you !! ( Yuckz.. Oh plz !! )
A: Heez.. U have girlfriend ? I just broke up with my boyfriend !! ( Err.. so ?? U 12 nia !! )
S: Orh !! not at the moment !! Y u break up ??
( Lolx.. I so ba gua !! OMG..)
A: He never gives me his faithfulness !! ( Ha.. common problem !)
S: Aiyo.. I pity U leh !! so kelian !! He damn bad hor ? This kind of people not worth it de lah !! ( ADD oil to fire !! hahaz..)
A: Ya lor, I think U much better guy than him !!
( err. of course !! HAhaz.. )
Msging cecilia... Discussing what to reply.. Lolx.. evil ?? hahaz..
A: Eh, don't u get what I mean ? :( cries...
S: *acting blur* ( hahaz.. me acting cute.. U think I noob like u meh ?? )
A: K lor.. act blur.. act blur lor.. FINE >> Bye BYE !!
Sianz.. so fast
GAME OVER ??
Of course not... hahaz.. Guess what I did ?? Do u get what she mean ??
So we continued on..
(Damn disgusting little girl !! See liao will vomit !! Overall I received 200 msg in a period of 24 hours !!)
....
REPORT from mission
Name: Sharineee
Age: 12
Race: Chinese
Height: 150cm
Weight: 45Kg
Other information:
-Had 9 boyfriends ( Range 10 to 20 !! )
-Dump by a guy name Gordon
-should have a baby by this guy Gordon ? Cause she looking for him desperately !!
My role: Gordon’s friend !! ( Who the heck is he ? I just bluff her nia )
INCOMING Threat !!
She trying to kill GORDON’s stead, named Josephine !! Lolx..
( Kao.. murdercase sia… )
End of REport